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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Left a bit, Right a bit


Crosshairs Time

22 Comments:

Anonymous,  18 November 2009 23:28  

This needs to happen during electioneering time.

bofl,  18 November 2009 23:35  

10?

what about fat jacqui? badger?
gordon?

and why is blair not being investigated?

Mike Kingscott 18 November 2009 23:39  

Excellent, Uddin's in the frame at least - now we just need the rest of the troughers...

Obnoxio The Clown 18 November 2009 23:44  

It's not NEARLY enough.

But every little helps!

Anonymous,  18 November 2009 23:49  

I hope there are no Afghans get the Telegraph (it won't get a mention on the beeb) - they must think we're so fucking corrupt.

Anonymous,  18 November 2009 23:50  

With all that filty lucre sloshing about you'd have thought she'd have gone to specsavers.

Lord of the Underworld,  18 November 2009 23:59  

Hmmmm

Six sacrificial lambs.

Not good enough, I want more, or else I shall unleash war famine and disease.

Well, I'll unleash some more of it than is already going on at the moment.

I FUCKING WELL WILL YOU KNOW!

Field Marshall Watkins 19 November 2009 00:36  

Lord of the Underworld

Remember to fill out the required Health and Safety forms, register your competence with dispensing pestilence and that you disease meets the standards of the WHO transmission program.

Plus fees to the appropriate quangos and database registration. You can only unleash war through purchasing said arms from 'preferred government companies'

and so forth.

Anonymous,  19 November 2009 00:37  

May I volunteer to kick the chairs from under them please?

Anonymous,  19 November 2009 00:46  

Who's protecting the BIG fish?

These are just the red herrings.

'EU president' wants to scrap the Union Jack,  19 November 2009 00:53  

'EU president' wants to scrap seperate national anthems and flags

THE favourite to become President of the European Union is determined to replace Britain’s Union Flag and national anthem with “European symbols”.

Belgian Prime Minister Herman Van Rompuy believes separate national emblems should be scrapped in a drive to create a new Euro identity. He also supports a huge extension of EU influence over town halls, schools and sports.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/140803/EU-threat-to-the-Union-Jack-and-national-anthem

Old Holborn fan,  19 November 2009 01:05  

Bit early I know, but here goes.

My person of 2009 Award goes to the secret whistle-blower who leaked the MPs in full expenses which the Telegraph published.

Least we forget that the dis-honourable members who tried to just release redacted expense claim details.

Heather Brooke gets my runner up person of 2009. She started to try and expose MPs corruption way back in October 2004

ref:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Brooke

My Blog of 2009 award goes to Old Holborn

Edgar 19 November 2009 03:30  

We need some more honest people back in Government.

Bring back Robert Bastard Maxwell, I say. At least he only robbed fucking pensioners.

Anonymous,  19 November 2009 05:42  

There are plenty more but it's a start.

Ivor Bigot 19 November 2009 08:29  

Nice to see Uddin in there, that should keep the diversity box-tickers happy :-)

Blas,  19 November 2009 08:41  

Christ - even if you got the elevation wrong on your telescopic sight you would still hit Elliot Morley in the face from 800 yards.

A pox on the lot of 'em.

Read it and weep,  19 November 2009 09:42  

Have just watched a news item stating that the NHS is unable to fund treatment to prolong the life of people with liver cancer becayse it costs £3000 per month.
Yet Peers like Uddin can claim £175 per night without receipts.
Sleep well?

Captain Haddock,  19 November 2009 10:02  

If anyone seriously believes for one single second that any of these shitbags .. or any other troughing, lying, thieving scum-bag politician will go down for corruption and/or fraud .. I'm afraid they're in for a very large dose of disappointment ..

I can almost guarantee that whilst they may appear in Court(though even that remains in doubt) .. cases will be heard by specially "selected" Judges and the Jury selection process rigged so as to reflect those sympathetic to ZaNuLieBore (i.e. those from the Benefits dependency culture) ..

The whole thing will be a complete "whitewash" .. The "system" which has allowed, nay encouraged this sort of behaviour simply cannot afford for any of its Members to be jailed .. it it did, then the whole edifice would come crashing down & the "Big" fish might end up slopping-out alongside them .. and that would never do ..

Newgates Knocker,  19 November 2009 11:37  

Read it and weep 9.42

They would have all slept like babies. When you have no conscience, you feel no guilt.
I bet not one of them considers they did something immoral even now.
Does anyone think there is any chance of a real conviction, with a real punishment?

Anonymous,  19 November 2009 12:29  

When anyone says to me "you cannot judge people from their appearance" I automatically agree with them. And yet, just examine these six pictures. If the character of these people is not evident in their appearance then I'm a Dutchman.

Joe Public,  19 November 2009 15:01  

"Left a bit, Right a bit"

More like Left a Lot, Right a Bit.

wv "Boned" (as in Screwed)

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