Sunday, 29 November 2009

Jesus H Christ- He Is In Charge Of God as well !

Lord Hunt of Wirral: I thank the noble Lord the First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council for introducing this very important debate. I also welcome the latest expansion of his portfolio. I know that his role as Minister for Information has not yet been publicly confirmed but, having presumably become dissatisfied with the domain temporal, I understand that the First Secretary of State has now extended his remit into the domain spiritual as well. I apologise to him for not mentioning this before, and I sense a slight flurry of unease on the Bishops' Benches, but the noble Lord is to be congratulated on becoming a Church Commissioner.


He is after the Church Plate and Poor Box !

I received an interested bunch of documents yesterday in response to my Subject Acces Request to one of Mandy's many departments. All hostile stuff and a lot of redacted email addresses and correspondence. The Civil Service sure seem to have a lot of thick black marker pens.

Its called Freedom Of Information Boys, this is not top secret stuff.

14 comments:

Snowolf said...

Ah well, be fair now Guthrum, it does actually make sense. Where would we be if we just left the Almighty to go around making cosmos without the proper licences, permits, permissions and oversight? Hmmm?

Chaos, it'd be total bloody chaos.

(wv: dulcis. How sweet and fitting)

Archbishop Beardy fuckwit said...

There goes the neighbourhood.
Mandy will now oversee the further intergration of Catholic Rum,Bum and the lash traditions in the CofE.

Delphius1 said...

Hasn't this been a trick of dictators in the past, to grab all the power not whilst in the top job, but a job to the side of the figurehead?

If he grabs authority over the Police and/or Armed Forces, be very worried.

Armed Forces is easy, as Bob Jobsworth is quite shit at his job and totally expendable.

Although finding some way to control the board of ACPO PLC thereby controlling the Police without need for democratic means is also another option...

Just remember to keep your eyes on the weasel-eyed bastard. You just never know what he'll do next.

Anonymous said...

MINERAET - ban -APPROVED in switzerland .

IT STARTS NOW!

Oldrightie said...

Fondlebum seeks powers over children. Well little boys, anyway.

Anonymous said...

If the cunt was not a turd burglar I would fuck off leave the wife and he could sort that out as he appears to be running every fucking thing else.

Anonymous said...

how many more titles and powers is this fucking worm going to take?

can't mention the comparison to a historical person begining with H, as that would lose the arguement automatically.....

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Tick-tock.

Hear that? It's the clock ticking the seconds away until Mandelslime falls from grace.

We all know he's a wrong 'un, twice-disgraced. The third one can't be too far away.

The third disgrace will be a much harder fall for him to take, he will have far too much to lose and I predict that when, not if, it happens he will kill himself.

Tick-tock.......

Anonymous said...

All I can say is - that cunt is to religion as Hitler was to the advancement of the Jewish people.
Glad I no longer go to church as I would choke to think that my collection money would end up in his pocket - you know he's only there to cheat & thieve. Old Beardy is a complete fuckwit to allow Mandelsnake within a million miles of the C of E.
I look forward, with great anticipation to his third & final downfall - he just can't help himself - born crooked - always acted crooked.

St Paul said...

Perhaps the parties who disappeared the Princess Wales could rid us of this Princess of Darkness. "In the springtime" would suit well.

banned said...

Hasn't he declared himself Lord Protector yet ? If not, why not ?

Anonymous said...

St Paul do you mean 'in the springtime, pretty ringtime' which fits in well with Mandy's personal habits or 'Oh to be in England, now that Mandy's not here....'?
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished....

Rogerborg said...

Next week: Generalissimo Mandelson awards himself the Mandelson Cross for Services to Mandelson.

Antipholus Papps said...

It makes you yearn for the days of "Plain old 'Lord' Mandelson'"!

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