Thursday, 19 November 2009

HMP 946352 Harriet, Harman

You're fucking nicked, you SLAG

Oh dear, Harriet has been naughty.

Let's not forget her sage words

"And sentencing too, is vital for public confidence. If a sentence is lenient – it needs to be explained. The opportunity is there for magistrates and judges to thank those in the agencies and the victim and witnesses for the part they have played in bringing the offender before the courts. That can be irrespective of the verdict and whether or not those referred to are physically there in court. Above all, sentences need to be explained. Particularly if it is lenient.


But if there is an unjustifiably lenient sentence in the Crown Court which will undermine public confidence, the Attorney General and I can, and often do, refer the case to the Court of Appeal for the sentence to be increased."

26 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Bwahahahaha!

the man who fell back to bed said...

I had to explain the cheer I burst out with in the middle of the office when this came on the BBC News display on the wall.

I really hope they get her in court and make her squirm, the waste of oxygen that she is.

Anonymous said...

200 quid fine, which she will expense anyway...

JPT said...

I agree with RabC.

Jonathan Wild, Thief-Taker said...

I could have told her this would happen sooner or later.

Quiet_Man said...

♫Happy days are here again♪

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Made my fucking day.

I'm on the beer tonight.

Scrobs... said...

Well, well, well!

Captain Haddock said...

I think maybe a few arseholes in the Met have finally done the "Sixpence, Half-a-Crown" routine .. and erred on the side of caution by feeling her collar ..

Hope she gets done .. Old slapper ..

Fidothedog said...

The court of public opinion thinks she is a cunt.

FireForce said...

New rope,
Gallows ready, oh what a wonderful dream,
That is what the fourth plinth in trafalgar square is for.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Ha! ha! ha. Oh, how I fakkin larfed when I heard this news.

Fuck the magistrates,I'd love to see it go to Crown Court for a jury of US to decide that the mad bint is guilty.

Skidders said...

Nobody can accuse Harriet of claiming on her parliamentary expenses for a hands free mobile phone setup. As for not stopping and getting out the car who can blame her with a large suitcase stuffed with cash from her legitimate expenses claims on the back seat. Peckham at night is not Frinton on Sea.

Rowan Williams said...

I would like to think the reason she did not get out of her car at the scene of the accident was because she was naked from the waist down and Hilary Benn was naked and dressed in a gimp suit in the boot.

Anonymous said...

No, no it was Fat Jackie in a gimp suit in the boot. Sisterhood, sisterhood.

The Henley Hooker said...

I heard that the car she collided with had also been seen in the tunnel in Paris at the same time the Princes of Hearts so tragically popped her clogs. The question we all should be asking is where was Prince Phillip on the night of Harriets accident?

K McEgan said...

The Henley Hooker could be correct in what she says and I for one would be willing to lick her boots if she spoke harshly to me and made me pee myself.

Top shelf said...

The real question is who was she talking to on her mobile at the time that caused her to experience a multiple orgasm and lose control?

Sir Ian Knacker said...

There is no such thing as an accident. Collisions involving vehicles are caused by a lack of driver concentration and poor driving technique. Accidents involving young Brazilians and armed police on the Underground however are a different kettle of illegal fish, and we should all do well to remember that. Had he in fact been a suicide bomber instead of an innocent electrician he still would not be here.

Jack Drommey said...

I would bet the cow gets off.

Harriet's fat wobbly arrrrsssseeee said...

Normally when someone leaves the scene of an accident, it is because they are pissed out of their skull, and want to avoid that awkward Breathalyser Test.

Did the five-0 get her to blow into one of their big tubes once they caught up with her? And if not, is that the normal procedure for such circumstances?

Leaving the scene of an accident is serious business, and an automatic ban for sure.

Anything less is bollocks.

banned said...

Likewise, driving with mobile is just a fine and three points; leaving the scene of an accident ( and then failing to report it within 24 hours ) is much more serious but she's not been charged with that.

Redeeming Defect said...

I always thought you got charged with the more serious charge? So next time I run over a pedestrian at a crossing will I get done with just jumping a red light?

Ron Broxted said...

I will not even use my mobile when travelling on the bus in case it causes an accident. I wish I could drive because then I could perhaps one day become a Top Gear presenter. Just looking at James May makes me want to have rough sex with him. Oooh matron I would love to do something with his split ends.

Rogerborg said...

Careless driving is at most a £5K fine, 3-9 penalty points, and a discretionary ban which won't be employed for such a minor offence.

She won't even bother to show up.

Anonymous said...

That paedo whore should be strung up with the rest of the Elm street guest house filth. Disgusting paedos need their brains blown out on sight

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