How to get a head in the BBC: Part 1
Paul Smith spent the best part of two years in the Broom Cupboard, with his hand inserted in Gordon’s anal cavity, wriggling his fingers until Gordon appeared to speak intelligently.
He has been rewarded with £100,000 a year and a job as head of the BBCs compliance department.
It has not been revealed who has the unsavory job of animating Gordon these days. Perhaps someone gave him a clockwork hamster for Christmas.