Saturday, 14 November 2009

Fancy a kebab?


Three homeless men in the Russian city of Perm killed a man, ate part of the body and sold other portions to be used as meat in a kebab stand.

The three men, acting out of "personal hostility toward the victim," stabbed and beat the 25-year-old with a knife and a hammer until he died at the scene, the Perm branch of Russia's investigative committee said.

"After the crime was carried out, the corpse was dismembered and partly used for food, and also sold to a kiosk that sold kebab and meat pies," it said in a statement.

Recycling, Russian style.



23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait till the Turkish arrive EU-STYLE, plenty of kebab shops opening ...

Gordon Brown said...

Now which part of David Cameron's corpse will I chop up and put in my burger tonight ?

Green God said...

"Recycling, Russian-style"

The Russians have the right idea. The man's carbon footprint is zero now he's been murdered, and less kebab meat needs to be brought in by truck, meaning fewer food miles. It's win-win.

The Green God approves. Please murder some more people in a sustainable way, or I shall visit a Great Flood upon you and drown your kittens and puppies.

GCooper said...

Unless my memory deceives me, wasn't a kebab shop here busted for doing something similar, a few years ago?

Hardy surprising. I wouldn't touch the filthy stuff, personally. Probably better for you if it did have long pig in it.

BTS said...

I could kill for one of those right now..

Old Holborn said...

Northerners will eat children as well

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html

ever heard of Charlene Downes? said...

Police rapped for blunders in murder case of girl 'turned into kebab meat'By Graham Smith

Charlene Downes has been missing since 2003. Police have been criticised for a catalogue of failures which led to the collapse of her murder retrial
Police investigating the disappearance of a teenage girl allegedly 'chopped up' for kebab meat have been criticised for a catalogue of failures which led to the collapse of a murder retrial.
An independent review found that police surveillance techniques were 'handled poorly and unprofessionally' and as a result nobody is now likely to be convicted of killing Charlene Downes, 14, who was last seen in 2003.

Her mother today said she felt 'badly let down' after the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) recommended that seven officers should be disciplined over the matter.

Charlene was last seen on November 1, 2003 when she kissed her mother goodbye and went to see friends on Blackpool Promenade.

Two men appeared at Preston Crown Court in 2007 in connection with her alleged murder but the jury was discharged after it failed to reach verdicts.

The prosecution claimed the murder suspect was overheard talking about having sex with the teenager and that she had 'gone into kebabs'.
A retrial was scheduled to begin a year later but the Crown Prosecution eventually dropped the case because it had 'grave doubts' about the reliability of some of the evidence.
Iyad Albattikhi, 31, was formally cleared of Charlene's murder and Mohammed Raveshi, 51, was acquitted of helping to dispose of her body.
The investigating team were guilty of a strategic and tactical failure in the management of the audio and video material they obtained, the IPCC concluded.
Proper records were not kept, material was not fully transcribed and the overall integrity of the material was not ensured.

Anonymous said...

cont...

Police started a murder inquiry when David Cassidy, a former friend of Mr Albattikhi, said the accused's brother had told him the schoolgirl had been strangled and chopped up.
Detectives later bugged both Mr Raveshi's home and car with secret listening devices and claimed the defendants could be heard on the tapes discussing her murder, with references to eating her body and a burial place.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220815/Police-disciplined-blunders-murder-case-girl-turned-kebabs.html

ArtCo UK said...

Why dont we hit back at these cunts.
Meaning the Police / Judiciary and these followers of the Rabid Religion.
Hopefully our time will come.

Uranus, the Magician. said...

I always said that kebabs were death on a stick!

Anna Raccoon said...

Mandelson skewered, extra sauce.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Anna

Are you from a different village to Mangledbum?

Khomeini said it was ok to sodomise an animal, then kill it and sell the meat. But if you shot your load into it, you could only sell that meat in a village not your own. So do you live in a different village (town, city) from the last person to squirt a load up his arse before he was killed.

Must maintain correct procedure on this - wouldn't want to upset the peaceful religion would we?

Amazing - WV: bentsing. really.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

salad n sauce?

Anonymous said...

What's the problem? MPs probably just taste like pork. I'd eat one thoroughly Kebabed if it prevents his return.

tomfinnie said...

I bet that's not halal

electro-kevin said...

Apropos the original post ...

When the guy said he was an organ doner this is not what he meant.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that Muslims are turning white girls into kebabs here. It's no surprise I didn't hear about it until the link was posted in comments here.

Fuck you New labour, you're responsible for her death.

thelunaticarms said...

Sickening. Although a normal kebab tastes like shit (except after 11 pints of Stella).

If only you knew half the shit in our foods. And I mean that literally.

Shades Of Ansel said...

Kebab meat tastes of sweaty bollocks NORMALLY.I don't think many people would have noticed that much..except for the odd bit of bone and grisle.

BTS said...

Please refrain from telling me how you know this..

I am Stan said...

@Shades of Ansel-kebab meat tastes of sweaty bollocks NORMALLY.I don't think many people would have noticed that much..

Do you know Manglebum then?

Shades Of Ansel said...

No Stan.My boyfriend told me

James Cloninger said...

I could murder a kebab right about now...

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