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Monday, 12 October 2009

Send Jacqui some BULLSHIT


Bullshit suppliers link

Tomorrow, I will be adding a widget that will allow anyone to anonymously pay for bull shit to be delivered to

154, Ivydale Road, Southwark, London



I'm sending a tonne. Do your bit for the environment too.

33 Comments:

Billy Blofeld 12 October 2009 17:28  

Please tell me there will be a real delivery with every donation........... that would be fantastic.

My credit card is at the ready.

Stop Common Purpose 12 October 2009 17:49  

Priceless, OH. You are absolutely priceless.

Oleuanna 12 October 2009 17:53  

I am completely up for this if it's the real deal and if it is....try not to get yourself arrested before the 5th I'm looking forward to that.

Obnoxio The Clown 12 October 2009 18:00  

I would have thought Redditch would have been a better bet. I mean, she does spend all her time in fucking Redditch, doesn't she, the lying toerag?

Old Holborn 12 October 2009 18:06  

Oh, this is real alright.

I want lorry loads of the stuff turning up

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 18:18  

The locals of her consitit want her blood... the local West Mids news is full of angry citizens ready to explode.

justice for Jacqui member,  12 October 2009 18:19  

The cops wont let the truck near her Southwark box room. Best get it dumped at Redditch or both locations.

Perhaps offer the shit deliverers a bonus for on the spot delivery.

Will contribute when details up.

Oleuanna 12 October 2009 18:24  

We need pics.....mind you enough of it could make the news!!

Lets make sure there is enough of it!!

Dave Cameron,  12 October 2009 18:27  

Will it be Cash on Delivery ?

Gordon Brown,  12 October 2009 18:36  

I have never read such a load of shit!!!!!!

Best of luck lads

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 18:57  

But is it 154 a or 154 b ? - if you put se15 3bt into nethouse prices.com it appears to be flats.

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 19:09  

I do hope the fat thieving bitch/cunt chokes on it, OH.

G.O.T. 12 October 2009 19:28  

Brilliant!

Home address would be good as well or how about at one of her surgeries on the first Friday in each month:-

4.30pm - Feckenham Village Hall

5.30pm - Inkberrow Parish Education Centre

6.15pm - Cookhill Village Hall

7.00pm till 8.00pm - Redditch Town Hall

or the third Saturday in each month,
10.00am - 12.30pm - Redditch Town Hall

Let's cover the bitch in bullshit!

Gordon Brown,  12 October 2009 20:01  

If I donate, can I claim it back on expenses ?

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 20:17  

Hows about a bucket of home-made?

Dear Prime Minister 12 October 2009 20:20  

Bit of a circuitous route is it not? All that bullshit originated from her anyway!

It'll be great to feed her some of her own though.

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 20:24  

what about a couple of boxes of some of the most disgusting porn her and her husband could possibly enjoy.

where as shit would get intercepted surely dvd's going through the mail wouldnt be so obvious

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 20:30  

I think she has enough of her own...
Unless you mean RETURN Jacqui's Bullshit?

thelunaticarms 12 October 2009 21:02  

I'll have to pass on the option on sending some personally (I'm poor) but I am local. So can make sure it gets through the letterbox if you give me the estimated time of delivery.

I'll trudge along even though I'm suffering from man-flu.

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 21:12  

Fat, smug, lying, ignorant, up her own arse, troughing cunt!

Hope that PR company or whatever working on behalf of the fat cunt is still monitoring your site OH.

Anonymous,  12 October 2009 21:13  

Parliament is now censoring newspapers. WTF!

Today's published Commons order papers contain a question to be answered by a minister later this week. The Guardian is prevented from identifying the MP who has asked the question, what the question is, which minister might answer it, or where the question is to be found.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/12/guardian-gagged-from-reporting-parliament

Hamish Macbeth 12 October 2009 21:15  

The Horse Manure might not get past the cops....

How about some porn dvds - on sale or return ???

Know ye any sites to try - I dont want to surf lest the misses checks my history

Old Holborn 12 October 2009 21:18  

Anon,

It's been leaked.

Carswell

Fidothedog 12 October 2009 21:38  

Brilliant sending shit to a shit.

Ivor Biggun,  12 October 2009 22:17  

Fuck the leak.
Have an airborne delivery and drop

killemallletgodsortemout 12 October 2009 22:35  

Will they deliver to the House of Commons?

he Beast of Clerkenwell,  12 October 2009 23:02  

Oleuanna
You can save me from the PCSOs this Nov 5th
Last year I was subjected to a terrifying ordeal by a jumped up traffic warden
Naked brutality
PCSO
"I can detain you by force"
Me
"Go on, then I will arrest you for false arrest and use reasonable force"

Come along, its a good day for a walk

General Stiltskin 12 October 2009 23:20  

Surely it'd be better to send it to her neighbours?

a. The cops can't stop deliveries that are to the house opposite or next door - it's a normal street!

b. It's bound to make her more popular down Ivydale Road... or at the Redditch Labour bunker.

Fausty 13 October 2009 00:02  

Hang on. If we pay online, whether by credit card, Paypal or other, can't the government access the records, without warrant of the company who delivers the deserved crap?

Summer_Breeze,  13 October 2009 00:03  

So she gets away with more than 100K in her pocket, the thieving scumbag and all the while, there are people in this country that are living in abject poverty.
I despise her and her kind and every last one of them should be imprisoned.
Let's hope they deliver your gift whilse she is standing right underneath it, it might make her smell a bit sweeter!

Road_Hog 13 October 2009 00:10  

I only live 20 miles from her Redditch house, if you want to send me some money, I'll load up the boot with some suitably smelly shit and throw it over the wall of her mansion.

I would say that horse manure isn't that smelly, as it's just partially eaten grass, pig manure is much better. Having said that, it's fairly hilly around here and I don't know where the nearest pig farm is.

Dark Lochnagar 13 October 2009 02:41  

She'll get some from me, the cow!

Amusing Bunni 13 October 2009 03:06  

THis is a brilliant Idea. I'd like to dump about 5,000 tons on the white house myself....but she deserves a share too! If this gets on the news, post a clip.

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