Thursday, 22 October 2009
Question Time Audience list leaked+++ exclusive++
Audience list for tonights Question Time
Some Holocaust survivors
Members of the British Legion who can be trusted not to use the word "Darkies"
The cute kids from "Slum Dog Millionaire"
Zulus - Thousands of 'em
White Liberals from rural Surrey who support multiculturalism for the wide range of cheese.
The Nation of Islam
Polish builders looking for a quote.
The Zimbabwe War Veterans
Wood Green Mosque
Lefties who don't need till sign on till next week
Martin Smith of the UAF and Doctor Who Appreciation Society
The man who finds him funny
Asians who vote for Keith Vas
Asians who are actually on the electoral role who vote for Keith Vas
People who hire Keith Vas
Shahid Maliks accountant
The Jewish Board of Deputies
The Muslim Council of Great Briton
The Prophet Mohammed
The Black Police Officers Association
The Black Lawyers Association
The Jedi High Council
The blokes who sell Socialist Worker
The one bloke who's actually bought one.
The Mad Marhdi
The Rebel Alliance
The Polish Infantry Historical Recreationist Society
Anyone who saw "Roots" the Nineteen Seventies
The Tower Hamlets District Council (via Satellite from Bangladesh)
A restless lynch mob
Martin Luther King Jr
The Head of Diversity at the BBC
The laywer that got him off the bank robbery charge -H. Houdini
Labour MPs scared that people will vote BNP
Members of the UAF who sneaked in
The Communist Party of Great Britain.
Weyman Bennet of the UAF (or failing than any inarticulate black man with a chip on his shoulder)
Lots of inarticulate black men with chips on their shoulder
The Gay and Lesbian Alliance
Ugly Feminists who hate everyone who isn't an ugly feminist
The Jamaican bobsleigh team form the film "Cool Runnings"
And for the BNP two skinheads played by Tim Roth and Steven Berkoff