Monday, 5 October 2009

Proud, Fuckers?

£22,500 of debt for every child born in Britain
- 111 tax rises from a government that promised no tax rises at all
- The longest national tax code in the world
- 100,000 million pounds drained from British pension funds
- Gun crime up by 57%
- Violent crime up 70%
- The highest proportion of children living in workless households anywhere in Europe
- The number of pensioners living in poverty up by 100,000
- The lowest level of social mobility in the developed world
- The only G7 country with no growth this year
- One in six young people neither earning nor learning
- 5 million people on out-of –work benefits
- Missing the target of halving child poverty
- Ending up with child poverty rising in each of the last three years instead
- Cancer survival rates among the worst in Europe
- Hospital-acquired infections killing nearly three times as many people as are killed on the roads
- Falling from 4th to 13th in the world competitiveness league
- Falling from 8th to 24th in the world education rankings in maths
- Falling from 7th to 17th in the rankings in literacy
- The police spending more time on paperwork than on the beat
- Fatal stabbings at an all-time high
- Prisoners released without serving their sentences
- Foreign prisoners released and never deported
- 7 million people without an NHS dentist
- Small business taxes going up
- Business taxes raised from among the lowest to among the highest in Europe
- Tax rises for working people set for after the election
- The 10p tax rate abolished
- And the ludicrous promise to have ended boom and bust
- Our gold reserves sold for a quarter of their worth
- Our armed forces overstretched and under-supplied
- Profitable post offices closed against their will
- One of the highest rates of family breakdown in Europe
- The ‘Golden Rule’ on borrowing abandoned when it didn’t fit
- Police inspectors in 10,Downing Street
- Dossiers that were dodgy
- Mandelson resigning the first time
- Mandelson resigning the second time
- Mandelson coming back for a third time
- Bad news buried
- Personal details lost
- An election bottled
- A referendum denied

Hat tip Dizzy

And let me add:

-Ballot Boxes are interfered with
-Voting registers go missing
-The Police can kill innocent people and get away with it
-You can be put in prison for 42 days on pure suspicion
-You can be put in prison indefinitely without charge on the word of a politician
-The State can torture people
-Your children are monitored at School by Political Officers
-Their behaviour is logged on a State database for their entire lives
-Your innocent fingerprints, iris scans and biometrics are held by the State
-You do not have the right to remain silent
-You are watched on 4 million CCTV cameras
-You may not photograph the Police
-The media is controlled by the State
-You do not have the right to protest peacefully
-Curfews exist for entire communities
-Your travel movements are logged and monitored
-Who you vote for is logged and monitored
-Your shopping habits are studied and logged by the State
-Your emails and telephone conversations are recorded by the State
-Your passport can be withdrawn at the whim of the State
-Government agencies can use lie detector tests on you.

BASTARDS. Print this off and hand to any Labour "activists" who may canvass your vote in the next few months.


The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

At least we get nice weather.

GCooper said...


I shall print that list and hand it to any ZaNuLabour party hack who dares knock on my door.

Anonymous said...

Illegal war in Iraq
Illegal war in Afganistan
Genocide in Iraq

Demetrius said...

These are the short lists. The full list of items, of course, would be larger. Much larger. And nastier. Especially if you include the corrupt practices.

Sue said...

We should have a complete list with suggestions from everyone. Every single thing that NuLiebour have instigated, fucked up or got their grubby hands on and knackered.

Billy Blofeld said...

I can just imagine the scene......

I read out your list of Labour crimes to the Labour activist standing on my doorstep and he replies "what about the minimum wage?".

....which would then cause me to punch him very hard on the beard.

Katabasis said...

Interesting - perhaps we could prepare different versions for the various parties who will canvass us too; there's plenty of scope for identifying their collaboration in many of the above.

General Stiltskin said...

Hang on, "who you vote for is monitored"?

I'll go along with almost all of it, but care to elaborate on that one?

FTAC Watch said...

"You can be put in prison indefinitely without charge on the word of a politician

The State can torture people

I can personaly confirm that this DOES happen.

Old Holborn said...


When you vote, your voting slip number is recorded against your name in the electoral register as they hand it to you.

Your vote is numbered, logged and recorded by the returning officer.

Don't believe me? Watch, the next time you vote. Ask them for an un-numbered slip. See how far you get.

Hence I am not on the electoral register.

General Stiltskin said...

Yeah but, there's a fine for that isn't there?

How do you vote without being on the register?

What about being on the unpublished one or whatever they call it?

Does the same apply for the Euro elections? I never looked, I just voted weeny fast, as I didn't feel the need to read down the list before voting [Dr Evil finger on mouth].

microdave said...

Duly copied, but I doubt I'll ever get a chance to use it. In 40 years of living here, I can't remember actually having ANYONE canvas at the door. All we get is leaflet after leaflet.....

Fucking cowards, the lot of them.

Billy Blofeld said...


Is the numbered polling card a Labour party invention?

...... didn't know my vote was recorded.....

Edgar said...

Never mind: we saved the bankers.

General Stiltskin said...

It has the whiff of conspiracy theory about it... I mean you did effectively list "electoral fraud", how are you going to ensure everyone only votes once without some record of a vote being used up?
There has to be some way of linking it, albeit with some way of protecting voter anonymity (if that's not an oxymoron?).

Griblett said...

Well there needn't be numbered ballot papers need there? Just give your name and postcode and get a paper without a number on it. That registers your right to vote without compromising the supposed 'secrecy'.

With it being numbered and the number recorded against your name it's easy to trace who you voted for isn't it?

I believe OH doesn't vote so no need to be on the ER.

thelunaticarms said...

Echoing what FTAC Watch has written, Maurice Kirk has been sectioned by these goons.
Going by the information out there, these new Psychiatric Judges (Doctors given the power of Judge and Jury) is the game plan.

No need for those pesky public trails where evidence is needed, just some crooked Doctor... that's probably half of em them.

Common Purpose sucks.

Anonymous said...

Prisons filled to bursting point
Faggots adopting children stolen by the state.

Anonymous said...

your driving license can be interfered with as punishment for not informing on someone else's driving offence, ie if you know who was driving dangerously but didn't supply a name to the police.

Lutney Chocker said...

"Griblett, 05 October 2009 23:21
Well there needn't be numbered ballot papers need there? Just give your name and postcode and get a paper without a number on it. "

Yer still end up with a list of all the eligible votes, and a record of 'em back at each electoral admin office. It changes nothing - except that they'd be filed in order of postcode or surname.
Having a number you can see is just being up front about it... I can't see what sinister power the number on the ballot paper gives anyone... except for the power to avoid having to guess how many ballot papers to get run off at the printers.

OH is being a bit paranoid and unrealistic on this one. I'm not impressed that he doesn't vote, either. At least do a protest vote for fuck's sake!

banned said...

All you need do to avoid unwanted electioneering is confirm commitment to one party or another. They do not bother you if you are comitted to them or to the Other.
They are all only interested in the 'undecided'.

Andy Buck said...

a very good list...

Anonymous said...

Can someone set this up as a wiki so more items can be added and then also each item can have an article to prove and links etc.

With some sort of voting system a nice word cloud can be created with the worse things coming up bigger so we can show once and for all just how bad they've done.

Uncle Marvo said...

Anyone got a printer that can print onto bricks?

Warrior 99 said...

I like that idea Uncle Marvo.

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