You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, “Social Cohesion”, benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don’t do that it’s illegal now, can’t say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading, can’t photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, we know where you live, we’re watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways.

Monday, 19 October 2009

November 5th Walk - Details

Those who joined me last year will attest to a great day out. (photo's here)

The Details.

I would like to meet up with fellow seditionaries and like minded individuals who choose, like me to take a stroll in the autumn sunshine. From Trafalgar Square, past Downing Street and onto Westminster, to take up a seat in the public gallery of the House of Common Criminals to watch the 646 at "work".

Meeting Pub: The Chandos. 11.30 am (details)
Meeting Pub 2: The Westminster Arms 12 Noon (details)

Do not carry any ID at all. Nothing. Just cash and a camera. Wear a mask or the full caboodle, a burqa or a pig costume. Or come as you are.

You may be searched under section 44. You do not have to give a name, address or any details and you do not have to remove your mask. These are YOUR rights. Your are not protesting, you are not rioting, you are not commiting any crime at all. You are just walking in the sunshine, dressed as you please, where you please on November 5th.

We have some big names lined up and some extra surprises for you all. Come and enjoy "democracy" in the den of thieves.


Anonymous,  19 October 2009 at 15:16  

I'll be there.

Can someone confirm if the Rozzers asked anyone to remove any masks etc last year?

If so what did they say or do when you declined? Did they give the standard 'We can discuss it down the station instead if you like?' kind of bollocks?

I'll bring my camera.

John Demetriou 19 October 2009 at 15:27  

Why do you wear a mask, you great big gutless pussy?

Just asking...

Giolla 19 October 2009 at 15:28  

They did ask if wed mind, but didn't push the issue when we declined. likewise they didn't push it at all when we refused to give any other details.

Legally unless they suspect us of wearing the masks to carry out some sort of wrong doing I don't believe they can do anything beyond asking.

See my account of last year here.
Mind just for the hell of it I'll be wearing make-up to match my mask under my mask.

Old Holborn 19 October 2009 at 15:36  

They can ask you to remove your mask. You can refuse.

Just like we did last year

John, I wear a mask because I am ugly. Think of the children.

John Demetriou 19 October 2009 at 15:42  

Lovely stuff. Just what London needs, a right wing anarchist who won't show his face and who clogs up the queue in the local Maccie D's.

Bet you go extra large with two fries and a cheeseburger every time.

Henry North London 19 October 2009 at 15:53  

Oh I can see this is going to be great fun, I shall be there but you won't know which one I am. Tee hee

Constantly Furious 19 October 2009 at 16:22  


I'll be there. Furiously.

Oh, and John D. : you might want to scurry back to your blog : Anna Raccoon is there and everything. Marvellous fun! Hat-tips to everyone!!

Rab C. Nesbitt 19 October 2009 at 16:55  

You bastards. I'm choking to be there but alas, I cannot. Next year though, next year...

The beast of Clerkenwell,  19 October 2009 at 16:55  

I cant make up my mind whether to go for the bat Burka and veil or the hijab
Its tough being a transexual Muzzie.

Stuart 19 October 2009 at 17:04  

Can I bring my horse?

Harri,  19 October 2009 at 17:20  

Fuck it !

I live 1247 miles away to be precise, and i am booking a shit Ryanair flight into Stanstead as we speak !

If i was not so fucking lazy and had atad more pride and a lot less cash and could be arsed ( which i can't to be honest ) Ryanair ! Stanstead... i would rathjer fucking walk !

But, I will be there all the same.

I won't bother with the mask, Scotland yard aleady have a rather natty and might i say, a rather fitting 'mugshot' of my better side... so, although it's been near on thirty years, i won't push my luck !

Fuck locking up your daughters ! but if i was you ( Plod ) locking up 646 theiving fuckwit corrupt ' Honourable' members of the corrupt House of Westmonster, might be advisable !

Do London pubs take Euros ! if not the drinks are all on OH ( Well, in my case anyway ) ?

Anna Raccoon 19 October 2009 at 17:21  

Book that Burkha Danno, I'll be there.

Anna Raccoon 19 October 2009 at 17:22  

Harri - I shall be on the Eurostar that morning - anything other than Ryanair!

JD 19 October 2009 at 17:30  

Do you think it would be ok to bring my 6 year old? She likes 'the man in the mask'. I have a mask I painstakingly assembled from a print pattern, and it would justify all theeffort if I was to attend. I am sorely tempted to cross the water for the event, JD.

Harri Ex-Pat and it appears i got out just in time,  19 October 2009 at 17:37  

Anna Raccoon said...
Harri - I shall be on the Eurostar that morning - anything other than Ryanair!

19 October 2009 17:22

As i said Anna, its only my age, laziness, and my total of pride which stops me from purchasing a dam fine pair of the finest walking botts money can buy, and setting off for blighty now !

Well, that the Slovak Wife ( who REALL) has no understanding of the pain i am currently suffering for my former homeland and place of birth, and the four split arsed mechanics ( Daughters ) and the two sons, who just want Daddy back !

Sorry kids, and Slovak wife ( and immediate Slovak/ Czech/ Russian family ) as much as i ( Harri ) love you all... my pure hatred for the 646 corrupt and thieving halfwits who are residing at the houses of Westmonster is just like (not walking into the light ) the pull is just too strong... and gaining strength as we speak !

If you ( my English kindred ) can actualy live amongst the fuckwits ( the 646 ) which are a cancer on the British way of life ! to get on a Ryanair flight ( as painfull as it might be )... and it will be, its the least i can do !

I can speak, Slovak, Czech, Sort of German and some Russian, and can get by on some Polish ! ( Urdu is a bit rusty ) since i left Luton, but otherwise intact ! Will i ( Harri ) be able to survive a few days in Multi-Culture shangri-la, formerly known as Great Britain !

Just a thought !

Harri,  19 October 2009 at 18:07  

I have a ' cunning plan ' ( Cant be too safe, can one )

If, and it a very little IF !

I get stopped and asked for my ' details under section 44 ( Whatever ) i can , and will go into full Eastern European mode ( and dialect.

So, ( and this is just a tester )

"You feelthey English Peeg dog sucker , i am not connected to anything pre-circa Engleesh 1997 ! does that mean i am in the clear ! Oh PSCO Plod !

I do believe , that i ( Harri ) have the upper hand on some of the remaining English kindred i left behind !

Suckers ?

I had better purchase a £4.99 Burqua,, just in case !

Better, be safe than sorry !

How the fuck, did we ALL, let it come to this sorry state ?

Well. Kindred...How ?

John Steed 19 October 2009 at 18:07  

Is it going to be "mellow" (i.e you lot take a kicking from Babylon) or traffic lights? Green = absolutely peaceful, Amber = deployed if attacked or Red = This one is for Jean-Charles.

Anna Raccoon 19 October 2009 at 18:37  


Talk like that - "You feelthey English Peeg dog sucker , i am not connected to anything pre-circa Engleesh 1997 ! does that mean i am in the clear ! Oh PSCO Plod ! - and you'll wind up with a council flat and a couple of hundred quid a week......

Henrik R Clausen 19 October 2009 at 18:49  

Masks? We Danes don't need no silly masks.

Logistics, on the other hand, is more challenging. Our supply of viking ships is severely depleted.

Henry North London 19 October 2009 at 18:55  

This will be interesting....

The Grim Reaper 19 October 2009 at 18:55  

On an unrelated note Holbers, you might like to give this a wider audience.

beness 19 October 2009 at 20:19  

would love to go but I would be drunk and incapable and far to far from home to get me back safely.

Old Holborn 19 October 2009 at 20:23  


You have described me, last year.

How we laughed

Anonymous,  19 October 2009 at 21:28  

Any more news on your "Send Jacqui Some Bullshit" campaign, OH?

Cylon 19 October 2009 at 22:01  

John Demetriou, you're so smart it almost... bores me to death. Because frankly, that's your argument? Typical commie, apparently. Can't argue worth shit.

There's a saying in German:

"If you're 20, and not a leftist, you have no heart.

If you're 30, and still a leftist, you have no brain."

Hey, at least we "evil" right wingers (ty, btw) don't worship an ideology that murdered more than 100 million people in the 20th century. Oh and... Hitler wasn't right wing. So that makes actually more than 110 million people murdered by the left wing in the 20th century. Quite a record, isn't it?

Too bad that the 5th is a Thursday, otherwise I would pop up. All you need is a 6'8" guy in a penguin costume.

Anonymous,  19 October 2009 at 23:45  


ATTN ALL, THE BNP MEMBERSHIP LIST HAS BEEN LEAKED AGAIN!!!! The leaked list will be on wikileaks later this evening.

Oleuanna 20 October 2009 at 00:08  

After today’s embarrassing reading at the house of…. what were they called s&m b&b b&d?..... and then reading the above, I ponder the point of this display of juvenile tantrums at parliaments door.

What purpose does this serve? Why am I asking you guys? You are giddy about the costumes you will be wearing.....middle age, middle class after dinner entertainment by the looks of it. Oooo ebay has a sale on….

You’ll show them!!……show them what though? That you carefully read the law? That your safely within your rights and if this is encroached upon you have a lawyer that will help you avoid a small fine….not quite the challenging crimes deserving spat in porridge for breakfast. (waiting for the shite at Jacks door by the way OH ?? hmm?)

Until I read the behaviours you inflict upon each other in the safety of a blog today…I am seriously limp in what kind of impact you intend to have…my conclusion……not much..

The jury is still out….but my gosh if I don’t turn up…don’t forget your cameras and sun screen….you crazy guys, we all want to see the celebrated UK politics bloggers parading around like chimps…who ever it is that will give an actual fuck about this lost fancy dress party has to be looking to reach their targets for this month……tis a wee bit farcical for me.

But I am tempted to see the live versions of you all or some of you that I actually respect and leaves me wondering WTF?……so yeah I may bring a camera myself…..I’ll be the free thinker…that lap dog look doesn’t quite go with my shoes…


banned 20 October 2009 at 01:04  

Good luck to you ladies and gentlemen, your costumes will be a boon to press photographers and cameramen bored with the usual climate change awareness rabble.

Did I hear that right on the radio this afternoon ? Gordon lunatic Brown declares " Fifty Days To Save The World ". Give me strength.

Giolla 20 October 2009 at 09:53  

This was just brought to my attention so I thought I'd pass it on:

Ron Broxted aka John Steed,  20 October 2009 at 20:43  

West Highland Livers, hooligans and DNA.
Posted by [info]ron_broxted

* Tuesday, 20 October 2009 at 01:47 pm

My results are back, 100% fine. I might only have one ball and no useful semen, but nothing short of a nuclear strike could take out my liver. A genetic study showed that those with WestIndian ancestry like me have livers far more able to deal with cheap alcohol than the rest of the human race. Thank you, Grandmother, Grandad you could have passed on a bigger cock, instead I get my tiddly little one from my thick Irish father. Yesterday the question was posed about hooligans. This, whilst not a purely English phenomenon manifests itself in Dalaman, Magaluf and Faliraki and Wigan. Why is it that when the average English youth drink they wish to fight the world? That South Africa must brace itself for the scum of England to descend, not to enjoy World Cup football but to glass foreigners? Underlying the violence of English society is not just an inner city manifestation but also observed in bucolic villages, a culture of "What are you looking at you sawn off Irish nonce?" When I have just been taking innocent snaps of children.
Finally good news, in light of the E.C.H.R ruling in the Marper versus South Yorkshire Constabulary it is illegal to store DNA samples in the same fridge at the police station where milk and other food items are kept. One problem remains - as some of the public (including low class scum like me no longer have any faith or confidence in P.C Plod since they kill and eat black people so I have been told, how does one avoid this? The police eating black people must stop. Would YOU give any credence to the police if they reported that they had to eat black prisoners because the cells were full up?
Going cottaging again tonight so wish me luck. I will be looking for a bear tonight who will treat me roughly.

HairyChestnuts 22 October 2009 at 13:22  

I am off work for that week, and will try my best to get there. It sounds like my cup of tea ;)

Zardoz,  22 October 2009 at 21:21  

Ah, yes, I nearly forgot about my late autumn exercise. Time to collect another Section 44 ticket stub. How many do you need before they plant a tracking chip in you?

Anonymous,  23 October 2009 at 00:37  

Still waiting for my costume, it was ordered at least 10 days ago.
Book the day off work to be there this year.
May need to learn sign language quickly lol.
New Grandchild due on the 26th, just hope he/she arrives on time, that will be the only reason, that will stop me being there.

Anonymous,  27 October 2009 at 02:11

MPA Civil Liberties Panel: 5 November open meeting

The MPA Civil Liberties Panel is holding an open meeting on Thursday 5 November 2009 09:30 – 12:30 in London’s Living Room, City Hall, as part of its review of the events surrounding the G20 demonstrations.

Do drop in for a chat. Sorry, no biscuits -- it's hard to eat them when you're wearing a V mask.

Stuart 28 October 2009 at 13:58  

Well I'm a veteran. Was Kittymaster in the Chandos last year and will be again.

Watch out for me. Dark horse, etc...

Anonymous,  29 October 2009 at 11:48  

If I can't make it for 12- will you still be around a few hours later? If so- where? Thanks

Old Holborn 29 October 2009 at 11:52  

Try the Westminster Arms


Anonymous,  1 November 2009 at 21:45  

To Oleuanna:

You quite rightly ask: what's the point? Or, to put it another way: "why?"

As someone who was there last time, I respond with: "why not?"

We have, for now, the civil liberty to walk in fancy dress. The police have the "right" to stop us under the terrorism act and ask our details. We have the right to decline to give our details.

Nothing will change as a result of this walk. That's why it's a walk - not a protest or a demonstration or a revolution. No-one is selling it as such.

I attended last year because I was curious about what would happen.

That said, if everyone who believes in civil liberty attends (or if everyone who reads the blogs of those who are attending attends) then this walk might actually achieve something. Which is an interesting thought.

Old Holborn 1 November 2009 at 21:51  

A simple walk freed East Germany, Latvia, Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, etc., etc.,

See that?

Daniel1979 3 November 2009 at 14:40  

I have taken the day off so will be there, but I will not be in costume.

Westminster Arms at 12pm, see you there.

Pizzayama 8 November 2009 at 21:36  
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Anonymous,  8 November 2009 at 21:38  

Well done Guys.
May your group grow every year and may November 5th change its meaning forever. Thank you.

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