Thursday, 29 October 2009

Let them eat cake.

"Look. Only one person in the world matters and I'm giving you a clue, right now, who it is."
(Picture elected from here).


Tony McNumpty (Is there an English name to be found in parliament now or has Labour wiped them all out?) was a good boy to his mum and dad. He looked after them with money he stole from the taxpayer, and he has now apologised for getting caught. As practically everyone has realised, he has made no apology for his blatant thievery to the people he stole from because he and his ilk don't regard the people of this country as anything more than cattle to be milked. Tug that forelock, prole. If you don't have a forelock, the NHS will graft one on for you.

Mr McNulty acknowledged that he "should have had much more concern about how my arrangements appeared to the public",

He really should have had more concern about how his weasel words now appear to the public. Concern about how his arrangements appeared? He has apologised to the rest of the brigands sitting on the green benches for getting caught and embarrassing them - as if they have not done quite enough to embarrass themselves anyway. No apology for blatant thievery, even though it must have been obvious even to the limited cognitive capacity of the average Labour minister that using public funds to pay his parents' bills could not possibly be in any way a legitimate business expense. This is not a 'mistake'. This is theft. So a burglar, caught with a DVD player, can just say 'Oh, that. I didn't mean to pick that up on the way out. It's a mistake. I didn't steal it, it's just a technical breach of the rules.'

How can anyone consider trying to reason with these people now? There is really nothing left to say. They have been caught with their hands in the till and still they do not see that they have done anything wrong. They put themselves above the law and cannot understand why anyone might object to that. That's the key issue - they will not, and cannot, understand why people are angry with them. They cannot be rehabilitated. They cannot be re-educated. They are beyond any form of salvation or redemption. They will never, ever realise that they are not Olympian gods and goddesses, but are more akin to the trolls and goblins of popular lore. Just - uglier, greedier and less sought-after as house guests than a plague of cockroaches.

Even Tiny Blur, the very epitome of self-importance and arrogance, still cannot see. He has graciously offered to be the EU president as long as 'the job is big enough'. How bloody big can it get, you grinning ghoul? It's halfway to King of the World and comes with a palace, as many cars as you can pollute the atmosphere with and as many taxpayer pounds of flesh as you can eat. Not enough for Tony the Ego. He wants 'a motorcade that will stop the traffic in any city'. The wretched proles will just have to get out of the way because there is no room in the average metropolis for Tony Blair's head and anyone else. King Ego and Queen Slotgob will only deign to rule us if there's more kudos in the job than Genghis Khan's. I hope the rest of the EU leaders look at that story and think 'What a twat'. Again. They won't though. They know the best man for the job of slapping down the far-too-independent people of the UK is Tiny Blur. In fact, he's taking so long to decide that they've started without him.

There is one spark of good news today. Sir Christopher Kelly plans to scrap the £60,000 handout an MP gets when they stand down at an election. Not at this one, but at the one after. So to get their sweaty, pallid fingers on that money they'll have to stand down at the next election. I hope they all take the money and go. Every last one of them. Give it to them in cash and have police waiting outside to confiscate it, because anyone carrying more than £1000 in cash is obviously a drug dealer in Labour's Britain.

Then let's vote someone in who will get us out of the EU before it bleeds us dry, and before Blair continues his 'trash Britain' agenda from his mountain-top fortress somewhere in the mountains of Europe. The EU want him, the EU can keep him.

They can have the rest of them too.

18 comments:

wedroun said...

"Even Tiny Blur, the very epitome of self-importance and arrogance, still cannot see. He has graciously offered to be the EU president as long as 'the job is big enough'. How bloody big can it get, you grinning ghoul?"

IIRC the job, as it stands, doesn't come with much by way of authority just a lot of baubles and stamps in your passport. This 'make the job big enough' remark isn't new. It was made the first time Blair put himself forward for the job - he'll do it with gusto so long as there are real powers to go with it. Even the commissars at the EC aren't that daft. He'd have to be voted in by the people for that, which would give him far more democratic legitimacy and authority than they have. So it's not a goer. It's got to be effectively an appointment and he's got to be nothing more than a show pony.

Dungeekin said...

Kelly, Legg - all these enquiries, leaks and 'recommendations' are a smokescreen, leading up to yet another con job by the 646 little piggies.

The two main recommendations leaked so far - banning mortgage claims and banning spouses - can easily be got around.

The way to cut expenses and costs is to stick MPs in barracks. If it's good enough for British Servicemen, it's good enough for those who purport to be 'public servants'.

D

Demetrius said...

If Blair and Booth (sounds like a comedy turn doesn't it) get to head the EU Presidency, I really do believe the End Of The World Is Nigh and God has classified humanity as toxic debt.

Ampers said...

Good post Leg-Iron,

My sentiments exactly. Keep that quality a'coming...

Ampers

Anonymous said...

O/T Brown says pirates should abide by international rules...LMFAO what a clueless fuckin halfwit.And this twat breathes air.

Anonymous said...

As you probably know,there is only one party (that has a chance of making an impact in the next few years) that will take us out of the EUSSR. UKIP want to "REFORM" the Orwellian monster. The BNP will leave straight away.
Urban11

microdave said...

Well I hope you're not expecting the "other lot" to be any more democratic - "Tories block allowances debate"
http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/news/story.aspx?brand=ENOnline&category=News&tBrand=ENOnline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED28%20Oct%202009%2007%3A20%3A55%3A633

Anonymous said...

BNP It is then,i was voting them anyhow,we've had extreme left now to put the balance back.

Old Holborn said...

The BNP ARE extreme left.

defender said...

Only the BNP has promised not to muck about with this, and you know that they mean it. So do the establishment, ergo BNP bad and no quarter given, they know they have to stop the BNP by any means.
All of the BNP members know this, many of us have had and will have all kinds of problems placed on us, including lost jobs and other harasment. There is a data base which list us.
We will stand firm regardless,
how about the rest of you, have you got the determination to stay the course?

Anonymous said...

O/T Brown says pirates should abide by international rules...LMFAO what a clueless fuckin halfwit.And this twat breathes air.

29 October 2009 15:24


Does he mean that their piracy should stick within the rules for piracy?

Leg-iron said...

UKIP want to 'reform' it? They've changed their tune.

Well, they've had a taste of the EU trough now. They won't get the same cash in Parliament, not any more.

They must realise they can't reform it. Once the Lisbon treaty is in place, the government here will barely have the power to decide what to have for lunch.

hangemall said...

From Dungeekin "The two main recommendations leaked so far - banning mortgage claims and banning spouses - can easily be got around."

Agreed. In one of his books Michael Green told the story of a Theatre critic for a newspaper who lost his cloak and put in for a new one on expenses.

He was turned down.

The next time he handed in his expenses claim saying "I defy you to find the cloak."

Bastards.

Anonymous said...

When I read about Tony Blair & his wish for 'a motorcade that will stop the traffic in any city' I just think about a certain motorcade in Dallas. Any 'grassy knolls' in Brussels?

Ivor Bigot said...

it's a small world and it smells bad
i'd buy another if i had
back
what i paid
for another motherfucker in a motorcade

(sisters of mercy)

Tarquin said...

The irony is that this lot of weasels will get off scot-free and take their money

A later, perhaps slightly more honest parliament, will get nothing

So I guess it'll be justified if we never elect decent people

Gallimaufry said...

Who could begrudge Blair the honour of being driven in a motorcade that stops the traffic?
In Wootton Bassett.

The Dealy Lama said...

Any 'grassy knolls' in Brussels?

We'll build one.

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