Saturday, 10 October 2009

++ Exclusive ++ The Prime Ministers Health.


Dictated by John Ward, the blogger who started the debate concerning the Prime Minister's health.


"I'm very sad to hear the confirmation of what I was told by several senior surgical sources of the nature of Gordon Brown's 'failing eyesight concerns'.

I am intrigued by the fact that this appears to have come from Downing Street with no reference to the Prime Minister himself, on the day when the Prime Minister's upbeat financial forecast should have dominated the news.

This suggests to me that the Prime Minister himself is no longer in control of his news agenda."

28 comments:

I'm first said...

bye bye good eye!

Warsteiner said...

No sympathy from me, and for what it's worth I reckon this is Mandelson fucking him off. See ya Gordo, OOPS maybe you won't.

Anonymous said...

Is this a case of the blind leading the blind ?

Fuck you, McEgan. Go and suck some Muslim cock. Cunt.

Anonymous said...

I hope the scawtish communist twat has got cancer of the eyes. And I hope it then spreads to his balls.

The fucking cunt.

Old Holborn said...

Interesting times

My spies tell me Lord Mandelson is in Instanbul......

Anonymous said...

Who takes charge if Gordoom isn't available?
Not sure I'd want Mandelstein running Britain officially.

FireForce said...

Even if the cunt had two good eyes he could not see the truth.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Will the evil snot goblin be gone before the Queen's Speech?

Old Holborn said...

Err...Seditionaries

Who would profit from Brown's demise. Right NOW?

Gigits said...

The only way he'll leave Downing St, is in a box. There have been too many false dawns on McSnot departing on health grounds.

I hope I'm wrong.

bofl said...

come on then holborn.give us a clue?

do u mean labour in general??????

Mark Wadsworth said...

It was on the news an hour or two ago.

Whether he's really going blind or not, who cares? Maybe he is, so what, maybe he's not and this is just an excuse to get him out of the way. Maybe he dreamed up the excuse himself so that he can slip away into obscurity without ever admitting how useless he was.

Bodderick said...

I may not be able to hear, but, I have a raging hard-on and my sense of smell is finely tuned.

BTW why are there so many curry munchers and people who have never heard of deodorant living in the UK.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness and all that?

VotR said...

How ironic Gordon was talking about mental health problems in the news and this happens. Blind and mad, the pills don't lie. Harpic Harm man will be laughing in the background as usual. If there is a leadership challenge, maybe she will lose the deputy leadership, wiping the manhating smile off her face. Which leaves Mandelson as the power behind the throne, as bloody usual.

Scrobs... said...

Correct Votr.

Harpic's for the fields over yonder - a lightweight feminist pratette, but Mandy now has his red eyes firmly set on Brussels with his old mate, Bliar.

Brown's next of kin, probably a prat like Balls, Millipede (both) or someone really unsuitable like Cooper (keep it in the family, 'Gulper' Balls is a really thick attack bitch - and a failure but nevertheless, a loyal unpleasantness as required by Nuliars).

So they'll all flurry around pretending to be 'leaders' in their little microcosmic minds, when in fact, when reality kicks in, many of them will be wondering what job they'll be doing next.

I can categorically state - here and now brothers, that neither of the Balls 'family', would ever get a job with my business. Naivety and commercial ineptitude go hand in hand, and these two are the worst I've seen in ages.

No they're not; Mandy's even worse...

banned said...

O/T, I'm told that Southwark Council are about to fire all of their contract staff ( inc 40% in IT support ) even though they have just recieved a massive bung from govt. to finanace their Council Tax freeze prior to Daves Election.

Anguished Soul said...

Since it's the eighth day, when we should be celebrating in the prescribed manner...

Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila....

Fausty said...

So much for Brown being an admirer of courage!

Perhaps he should be reminded of the many who have had far more severe disabilities and went on to achieve.

The man's a coward.

Anonymous said...

the funeral pyre ,papers and shredders files and letters a nation in tatters

Brew Wales said...

I misread the news. Thought it read "Brown had rectal tear" but then realised Mandy is checking out Turkish Bath Houses.

Anonymous said...

Cyclops has "tears to the retina" this useless fucker brings tears to a glass eye. I see an excuse to jump before the twat is pushed.

dear prudence said...

...John Ward, the blogger who started the debate concerning the Prime Minister's health.

Yes, first in line Ward was, if you don't count man+dog banging on for a good portion of Brown's time in the limelight about what a half-blind, dyspraxic scat fiend he was/is.

Anonymous said...

scargill flew to spain via cuba at the height of the miners strike and i`m a poet i do´nt know it?
brickbat

Doc Trough said...

How exciting! When they can no longer be subject to visual and public scrutiny, every bogey will be a snotty surprise. Perhaps he'll have to employ a 'Groom of the Greenie'?

No sympathy - the bloke's a shanker.

Anonymous said...

Presumably he'll be surplus to requirements once the Czech's have signed on the dotted line, and will be summarily ditched.

Rogerborg said...

Who is Mandelson going to replace Broon with then?

If he does a deal with the Tories, then he might give the job to Harriet Hormone(*) and finish Zanu off properly.

If Camerblair tells him to sod off, then he might crown Milliband and try to limit the losses, or even go for a win. That'll involve getting his banker mates to lend him a few trillion so they can bribe the plebs again.

Dear god, can you imagine a TV debate between Milliband, Camerblair and what's-his-name, the Lib one? They'd have to keep their names on screen all the time just so we'd be able to tell them apart.

(*) Name courtesy of a serving female police officer.

Gordon Brown said...

Fuck off and leave me alone

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well - I just disagree with the first phrase 'I'm very sad...' that cunt Brown deserves everything that comes his way - the more painful & unpleasant the better in my view. Typical though that he'll try to use 'ill health' as an excuse to stand down rather than admit to the truth that he's been a useless, incompetant & lying Chancellor & an even worse Prime Minister who's on the verge of being kicked out by his own Party. Gordon McSnot - a living example of The Peter Principle.
However, once he's 'retired' just wait for another Lazarus Act as surgeons miraculously discover a way to save his sight. No doubt they'll then discuss giving him a brain implant...... A shame for his kiddies - I'm sure they'll be scarred for life having a public loser like him for a Dad

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