I do hope Stephen Fry has approved of this post.
I was listening to one of his podcasts recently. He took about half an hour to say what should have taken 1 minute on BBC compliance. Very boring. I think he's becoming so luvviefied he can barely function any more.
Fry's approval service has been in beta for years. Last year I created an account called "Jacqui_Smith" and asked Fry if it was alright if I spent £100k of taxpayers money on myself, in my official capacity as Queen Harridan and Minister for Crushing Little People. He said "Go ahead. It's not important, it really isn't."He also approved of my mate Mandy's trip to Thailand, even though even I thought it sounded a bit dodgy. And he gave two thumbs up to my husband's coke and wanking addiction, so I'm fine with that too now.
I’ve suggested to Stephen that if he had his hooter straightened…he could get a lot more work brown-nosing all his luvvie friends…he just chuckled and offered me his arse!
Thank God I'm not the only person who hates this smug, supercilious phoney.
I haven't looked at the Mash for a week or two. Thanks for directing me back to it. Always a laugh.
I would like to run this idea past Stephen:No Guy for my bonfire this year. It'll be a cardboard Parliament instead.
He's not half as smart as he likes to think, says a lot about his Twitter army of moronic followers.
So true, he may the current stately homo of the UK and yes he can be terrifically funny (except for that load of old tosh 'Kingdom' which I'm sure was only created to get Tony Slattery back earning some money) but he really shouldn't be taken seriously on such things. I mean, he's a manic depressive former convict and fraudster.
Who on earth "follow" people on Twitter? I mean, how fucking devoid of purpose does your life need to get before you decide that you require the hourly think-bubbles of someone you've never met piped to your bloody iPhone?When cretins like that get on their collective high horse, you'd better take cover.
Stephen Fry.How chavs and thick cunts think that posh people should sound.
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