You dirty little whore,says Leona.
You are looking striking today my dear.
Don't look into his eyes he's a vamp....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I've shagged boys the same colour as you.
"Put a good word in for me with those cute boys dancing with you on stage and videos and I'll see that you get a seat in the Lords"
Have you got a brother or a son, I would love to 'meet' them.
"... and then Gordon's nappy fell off and it turns out that he had a banana shoved up his arse just like me"
'Would you like to see my Last edition stamp collection?'
Leona "That's not where the other guy put his fist!"
"Do you want to know what a donkey punch is, sweetheart?"
DO you know Leona's attacker? Call The Sun on 020 7782 4102, text 63000 or email email@example.com
Mandy, "Does it really look like people say? Yuk!"Leona, "Yup, prettier than your ugly face."
Mandy says"Don't tell a soul, but I had some fruit up my arse last weekend.It was date rape"
Run !(A propos her recent hit written by the Arctic Monkeys.)
@electro-kevin...or even Snow Patrol.
You should take a look at my arsehole...Its bleeding ,love.
Me and my Brazilian lover are planning to have a baby, can we rent your womb?
So, my dear, if you're ever looking for a pimp & business manager........
If I wasn't a filthy faggot,I'd probably give you one up the dirtbox.Urban11
Don't worry I don't want to touch your chump Leona. Not my cup of tea.
'Sorry to bother you, but does this tie make me look like David Cameron after a mild stroke?'
I have a gerbil in my pooper.Feels good.
Do you enjoy sucking cocks aswell ?
"I remember when my was face covered in horrible goo...and another time some yob threw custard over me"
smile or i will get another one of my rent boys to punch you in the face...
At least she is safe that in that old cunt does not want to give her one.
Hi Peter. That wasn't the first time a man chucked custard in your face, was it?
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