Friday, 16 October 2009

Caption Contest



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28 comments:

Shades Of Ansel said...

You dirty little whore,says Leona.

Anonymous said...

You are looking striking today my dear.

Guthrum said...

Don't look into his eyes he's a vamp....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've shagged boys the same colour as you.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

"Put a good word in for me with those cute boys dancing with you on stage and videos and I'll see that you get a seat in the Lords"

Maturecheese said...

Have you got a brother or a son, I would love to 'meet' them.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

"... and then Gordon's nappy fell off and it turns out that he had a banana shoved up his arse just like me"

SO17 said...

'Would you like to see my Last edition stamp collection?'

Newgates Knocker said...

Leona "That's not where the other guy put his fist!"

Constantly Furious said...

"Do you want to know what a donkey punch is, sweetheart?"

polaris said...

DO you know Leona's attacker? Call The Sun on 020 7782 4102, text 63000 or email exclusive@the-sun.co.uk

Oldrightie said...

Mandy, "Does it really look like people say? Yuk!"
Leona, "Yup, prettier than your ugly face."

Tony Blair said...

Mandy says

"Don't tell a soul, but I had some fruit up my arse last weekend.
It was date rape"

electro-kevin said...

Run !

(A propos her recent hit written by the Arctic Monkeys.)

Factcheck said...

@electro-kevin

...or even Snow Patrol.

Anonymous said...

You should take a look at my arsehole...

Its bleeding ,love.

Fidothedog said...

Me and my Brazilian lover are planning to have a baby, can we rent your womb?

Anonymous said...

So, my dear, if you're ever looking for a pimp & business manager........

Anonymous said...

If I wasn't a filthy faggot,I'd probably give you one up the dirtbox.
Urban11

Clare said...

Don't worry I don't want to touch your chump Leona. Not my cup of tea.

Shades Of Ansel said...

Pmsl@Anon 13:30

adam said...

'Sorry to bother you, but does this tie make me look like David Cameron after a mild stroke?'

Anonymous said...

I have a gerbil in my pooper.

Feels good.

Lord of the Ring said...

Do you enjoy sucking cocks aswell ?

Anonymous said...

"I remember when my was face covered in horrible goo...and another time some yob threw custard over me"

salfordian said...

smile or i will get another one of my rent boys to punch you in the face...

Anonymous said...

At least she is safe that in that old cunt does not want to give her one.

Anonymous said...

Hi Peter. That wasn't the first time a man chucked custard in your face, was it?

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