Sunday, 11 October 2009

Breaking News - Eco Loons on roof of Parliament


About 40 climate protesters have climbed onto the roof of Parliament in the latest breach of security there.

The demonstrators, from the Greenpeace charity, have unfurled banners and flags stating "change the politics, save the climate".

A police helicopter is currently circling overhead.



Ho ho ho

47 comments:

Gordon Brown said...

I only wish I could be there with them,and no, I wouldn't jump

Anonymous said...

You'd be pushed Gorgo...

Dave Cameron said...

Who's next to storm Parliament?

.....The Taliban ?

Al Gore speaking from his mansion said...

That big chopper will be pumping out greenhouse gases which it wouldn't be doing if they weren't there.

James Gordon McSnot said...

Even though I am nearly blind, I do love to see a huge chopper hovering above my head.

Tyburn Jig said...

Bin police make you save every scrap.

Cunts.

Loonies.

Loony cunts.

Quiet_Man said...

I suppose we could put in an anonymous call saying that they're Brazilian electricians.............

Wilf said...

Fucking machine gun the cunts

General Stiltskin said...

No, recycle them!

Knacker Of The Yard said...

Right Wilf,you're fucking well nicked on suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder

Lorenzo said...

It's all a plot by Brown to delay 1st day back tomorrow.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

Stoning by organic apples should suffice here. A sort of vegetative bowling off the rooftop.

Am I turning into Old Holborn? I'm angry, very, very angry.

bofl said...

NICE ONE GREEN PEACERS- HOW MUCH POLLUTION WILL BE EMITTED FROM THE HELICOPTER?

and why the fuck are plod sending a chopper to watch them????

they are not going to fly off are they?

thick as shit all round!

Edgar said...

"The police say they have not made any arrests yet. "

They will: just as soon as they are sure there are no militiant Islamists up there.

SO17 said...

The powers that be can only pay lip service to security at the PoW.
Public access has always been the weak link.
The ideal from a security point of view would be a box exclusion zone from Trafalgar square to Lambeth bridge and the north bank of the Thames almost to Victoria station,
put a wall round it and call it 'The Kremlin'.
These Green Communist fucknuts would love that.

Chris: said...

A pity the pro-smoking groups don't take a leaf out of their books.

GCooper said...

As far as I can recall, Greenpeace isn't a charity. It's not limited by the rules governing charities though, I imagine, it finds the confusion in people's minds quite convenient.

(Hmm... wv ideccons)

AntiCitizenOne said...

"Melon-Worshipers demand higher tithes" would be my headline.

Anonymous said...

You're all just jealous. This is what you should all be doing for your causes instead of sitting at home ineffectively whining into puter screens.

Anonymous said...

Tyburn Jig
Re: People will be asked to pick through their rubbish to set aside every piece that can be …

Another waft of bullshit escapes from the bliar, bruin & mandi (Scheming bastards’) bunker...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219266/Residents-blast-lazy-binmen-caught-video-mixing-recycling-bags-ordinary-waste.html

hangemall said...

Re SO17 18:06

One thought is that it is a false flag operation to achieve just that.

And OH's little walk is coming up in a few weeks. Damn!!

Billy The Fish said...

If they pretend to be Tamils, they could stay up there for weeks!

Anonymous said...

When snooping, they only ever look in the top of the bins. After using a Stihl saw to reduce that piece of shit masquerading as a vacuum cleaner, the Dyson, to pieces no larger than 6 inches in any dimension (the cutting up of, being very therapeutic), I disposed of the offending article by mixing with garden waste, in the lower half of the green recycling bin, then covered with a fortnights lawn mowings.

Daniel1979 said...

Do they have passes or something? Seems like barely a week goes by now without some eco-nuts climing Big Ben.

Anonymous said...

Greenpeace? They are the gits who wanted a total ban on Chlorine. It is an element in the Periodic Table...

defender said...

Can anyone explain just how the fuck it is possible for them to get pass security? surley they didnt get passes. In this day and age I would not be surprised if Brownski turned a blind eye, he has Copenhagen in a few weeks to big himself up.

Anonymous said...

Any other nation on Earth would've taken these idiots out of the game before they got within twenty feet of the outer cordon.
Imagine if this was the White House - the cunts would've been redecorating the Oval Office with their entrails hours ago.
No wonder every piece of shit from around the world wants to come over here and kick off. We're a fucking joke.

Guthrum said...

Disagree with their aims- but bloody fair play to them for taking direct action, whilst the rest of the population rot their brains on X factor and Strictly Come Dancing

microdave said...

Hopefully there will be some rapid climate change - a good thunderstorm perhaps? Then the twats will come down soon enough....

@ Tyburn Jig - re "Bin police make you save every scrap" this quote from the article "The council is also handing out presents — including low-energy light bulbs" Oh, those wonderful planet saving devices that are infinitely more dangerous and difficult to recycle than ordinary bulbs! Some joined up thinking there - NOT....

Tom said...

Quite handy timing what? Caruthers

It's the loons under the roof that should concern us - not these clueless twerps (OK, let's be generous "useful idiots").

I mean - FFS - "selling off stuff" to try and plug the gaping hole in the public finance money pit they've so lavishly extended and put gilt knobs on.

There's a bankruptcy auction downstairs tomorrow - before the actual insolvency event.

"Mr Brown will insist: "A vital contributor to sustainable public finances is growth. Restoring public finance sustainability must be done in a way that supports growth not destroys it. The failure to do so is the real risk of a lost decade of austerity."
.
.
Why don't they put some Lordships and Knighthoods and stuff on Ebay ?
.
A stall in Parliament Square selling kisses from the Harperson?
.
Draft a law repealing the rules of arithmetic?
.
Please. please, please make the public finance crash/meltdown happen before an election

Marchamont Needham said...

makes your walk look a bit of a piss poor effort.

Don't agree with their aims, but congrats to them on a great piece of direct action.

Old Holborn said...

Needham

My walk has yet to take place.

Tom said...

To all those congratulating these "direct action" boys n girls on the roof etcetera - do you think for a moment that they got in - and up there - without some kind of official collusion?

Like I said - handy back story for a difficult media day I'd say, very handy indeed , in fact , an amazing bit of coincidence.....

Anonymous said...

With a powerful enough projection device, all manner of slogans could light up buildings or clouds at night. Something to bear in mind for the 5th, now the nights are drawing in?
http://www.bewareofthegod.com/?cat=9

It's called "projection advertising".

Shades Of Ansel said...

What a load of bollocks.I hope these ill-informed hippies fall off the roof and splat their heads like melons.Global warming is a lie.Just another way to scam every penny they can get out of Mr Joe Public.Wake up,tree-huggers.

Matthew Hopkins said...

mps are all freebasing.......

apparently they are going to fight the expenses issue.........

Sir Stuart Bell told the BBC they were examining a basis for a challenge. “If there is a suggestion that Sir Thomas is not abiding by the rules and standards at the time, I think the public would accept that some breach of fairness there is not actually proper for our MPs,” he said.

++++++++++++++++
so there we have it-sir thomas not plaing by the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

ffs!!!!!!!!!!!

they should all be sacked-their money taken under the proceeds of crome act-then thrown in jail.....
preferably in iraq or afghanistan or perhaps guantanamo!!!!!!!!

Mitch said...

Banning chlorine eh ? why not eh?? and why not repeal the law of gravity so nobody ever falls down again.....wow I could be in government I'm so fukin stupid.
Oh and that speed of light needs slowing down someone gonna get hurt,wont someone pleeeeeeeese think of the children.

The Paragnostic said...

OH - ill be with you on Nov 5th mate - shall i bring crampons and carabinas?

Anonymous said...

surley they didnt get passes"
Stop calling me Shirley, no doubt these people the time off work to do this a few days from rheir holiday entitlment.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

The eco-twats.

Leave them up there. They aren't doing any harm, nd they'll come down in their own good time.

Like MPs, they are all useless, self-serving bastards.

Anonymous said...

Hope they freeze to death. Apart from Wimbledon fortnight we never even had a summer.
Urban11

Anonymous said...

'Disagree with their aims but salute them taking direct action' M'mm - not so sure about this. The Great Global Warming Scam is something that Brown & his zealots want to use to a> snoop on us even more & control us even more & b> to scam us for ever increasing 'Green Taxes' that will then be subverted into other uses (Probably the bankrupt Labour party funds) so Greenpeace are playing right into their hands. As far as that little fuckwit Benn goes - I'll merely start burning my rubbish - and keeping some traps set in my bins ('Can't think how that got there Officer - never saw it before'). Back to the main item - if those 'Green warriors' can evade security at Westminster why the fuck can't some real terrorists manage it & take each & every one of those bastards out? Could it be because 'terrorism' is actually in collusion with the powers that be & is finely managed by them to spread fear & confusion that will allow them to implement ever more draconian laws to control the populace? Conspiracy theory I know - but is it true?

Uranus, the Magician. said...

Fucking green turdburgers!
They are to blame for the stupd "green" taxes the bloody thieving tax despots are dragging from Joe Public.

Henry Crun said...

Anon 19:20

Thanks for that! I'm off out to shoot some Greenpeace protestors.

Lutney Chocker said...

If they'd only had the brains to wear Guy Fawkes masks and set fire to the roof, they'd be fuckin' heros for both the greens and the (whatever colour is for triumvirate-haters... Orange I suppose - for our own orange revolution?!).

They haven't even got the brains to make the economic case for environmentalism (i.e. that we could create jobs by exporting tech to all the other suckers; as well as weapons to those fighting over water; oh, and medical supplies, mine clearing, and civil engineering services to fix up the damage after... we could be a one-stop-shop for 21st century third world skirmishes... why leave all the exploitation to the yellow peril?!).

Direct action... well it hardly needs saying that at least they get off their arses and do it, instead of bitching and moaning online... like many of their critics on here).

Anonymous said...

Quick,someone pass me a fucking snipers rifle..........

I am Stan said...

At least they have balls to do something dramatic...rather than shoot their mouths of anonymously from a computer screen...takes guts to stick your neck out..

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