Thursday, 1 October 2009

Blair to be EU President


Yup.

TONY BLAIR is on course to become EU President within weeks, senior government sources signalled today.

The former prime minister's candidacy for the new post will be rushed through as quickly as possible if Ireland votes "Yes" in its referendum on the Lisbon Treaty on Friday.

Mr Blair is among the favourites to become the first President of the European Union, a role that will restore him to the world stage and boost his long-term income.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has thrown his weight behind a Blair bid. When French foreign minister Bernard Kouchner was asked yesterday if Mr Blair was the only real candidate, he said: "For the moment, indeed". The former premier has refused to rule himself in or out of the running, but said that "it is good to have fans" for a possible candidacy.

Behind the scenes, allies say that while he is not pushing himself forward, discreet soundings have shown him to be the leading contender.

The President will be selected by leaders of the EU's 27 nations, rather than face direct election by voters.

Bogtrotters. If you vote YES tomorrow, you will be Blair's bitches.

42 comments:

JD said...

Ceechoslovakia has not signed the treaty yet.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Any significance that he is not wearing his wedding ring? Has he spurned the love of women?

Quiet_Man said...

Germany hasn't ratified the Treaty either.

Quiet_Man said...

Or Poland

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Blair can fuckoff. The EU can fuckoff.

Brown can fuckoff. Mandy can fuckoff.

All of them can fuckoff.

I'm off to kick fuck out of the cat.

Ivor Bigot said...

This is the WHOLE reason Brown is still in power, and why Mandelson was rushed home to keep him there. A new labour leader would have to call an election, which Dave would win, who promised a referendem, which would be a resounding NO, which would derail the Lisbon treaty, which would scupper Toni's plans to be Prez.

Mandelson only has to keep Brown in situ until the Irish 'yes' vote is in. I'm simply curious to see how quickly Brown is dumped once Toni gets appointed.

WV: upsheta!

Jess The Dog said...

If the Evil One is installed as EU President, I am writing formally to all and sundry to tell them I will not recognise Bliar or this unelected post and will oppose any invocation of sovereignity or authority. Suggest others do the same.

Mitch said...

I'm with Jess on this one any prez of that gravy train has no authority over me that I recognise and will deface/disrespect anything to do with it/him.
Blair as prez....what a sick fuckin joke.

Old Holborn said...

If Blair is EU President, I'm hitting the streets with molotovs.

And I'm not joking.

microdave said...

"I'm off to kick fuck out of the cat."

You bastard! - What's the cat got to do with this? I think I'll be a typical Nu Liebour snitching toady, and report you to the RSPCA.....

Goodnight Vienna said...

It seems to depend which paper you read. The Times had an article this morning: “Tony Blair is a man of the past and the United Kingdom is no longer any model,” said a French diplomat. Sarkozy cooled towards Blair a few months ago and is said to prefer Gonzalez (Spain). Juncker of Luxembourg is also in the running. The whole edifice of the EU is corrupted. Better Off Out.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Microdave,

Up here it's the SSPCA and the bastard cat gives as good as he gets.

The cunt just bit me. Need to take it to the vet tomorrow in case it caught rabies from me.

Anonymous said...

I wish I hadnt seen this post, my normally low and controlled blood pressure is playing up. I can feel the tension in my head. Must go and throw a Nokia about.

I wonder how they will dispose of puppet Brown once Blair is appointed.

Brown's Good Eye said...

Puppet Brown will simply resign due to ill health as soon as cunt suck Blair becomes the Prez.

Harri said...

JD said...
Ceechoslovakia has not signed the treaty yet.

01 October 2009 19:01

Sorry to be pedantic here JD , but its the Czech Republic, here in Slovakia, the bastard Treaty was literaly ' forced' through.

The Czech Republic are in serious financial difficulties, its only Vaclav Klaus ( the Czech president ) who refuses to sign the bastard Treaty, but the Czech President has been warned, that if he carries on in the same vain... there will ' be consequences ' ?

I constantly remind not only my Slovakian family and freinds , but anyone who believes that joining the EU shitfest, as being some kind of good idea !

Ex Soviet bloc countries ... out of the frying pan, and in to the fucking fire !

Democracy, EU stlyee.. four times we have voted on 'banning smoking in public places' FOUR times we have basicaly told them ( The EU ) to fuck off.. and now we have to vote for a fifth time !

FFS !

Rogerborg said...

>OH: If Blair is EU President, I'm hitting the streets with molotovs. And I'm not joking.

Then why am I laughing?

mad, gay fraudster finally brought to justice said...

... should have been the title of this post.

quite the opposite, sadly.

no flies on tony - the spunk puts them off, you see.

Anonymous said...

Sadly Germany ratified on Sept 25...

Anonymous said...

Quick, get more signatures on the Anti blair petition

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stopblair.html

The numbers seems to have jumped upwards again - with many dated today - I wonder why?

dunno said...

Is it awarded on the basis of slackest arse this EU presidency thingy?

That'd make sense, the news doesn't.

Road_Hog said...

We need to wait and see what the Irish do. Calling them bogtrotters is not helpful. If they vote yes, then it's up to the Czechs, however I feel that call me dave doesn't really want a referendum.

Civil disobedience and anarchy here we come.

Anonymous said...

"Road_Hog said...
We need to wait and see what the Irish do."

"It's not who votes that counts but who counts the votes" - Stalin.

The EUSSR and the NWO won't be taking any chances this time - get your bets in now because the Irish vote has already been decided and not one has been to the polls yet!

Rogerborg said...

Sure, if civil disobedience means sitting behind our keyboards and typing a good game.

The Economic Voice said...

President Bliar........

Seriously guys this is fucked up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMqUWFXdxBM

The Video goes back to April.

If your a Christian or not watch it anyway. I know you may not believe in The Bible but an interesting video.

OH I think I might join you on the streets.

bofl said...

president blair? ffs.reminds me of the psychedelic furs!!!

president GAS!!!!!!!!

you have to have a party

when you're in a state like this

you can really move it all

you have to vote and change

you have to get right out of it

like out of all this mess

you'll say yeah to anything

if you believe all this but

don't cry, don't do anything

no lies, back in the government

no tears, party time is here again

president gas is up for president

line up, put your kisses down

say yeah, say yes again

stand up, there's a head count

president gas on everything but roller skates

it's sick the price of medicine

stand up, we'll put you on your feet again

open up your eyes

just to check that your asleep again

president gas is president gas again

he comes in from the left sometimes

he comes in from the right

it's so heavily advertised that he wants you and i

it's a real cowboy set, electric company

every day is happy days

it's hell without the sin, but

don't cry, don't do anything

no lies, back in the government

no tears, party time is here again

president gas is up for president

line up, put your kisses down

say yeah, say yes again

stand up, there's a head count

president gas on everything but roller skates

it's sick the price of medicine

stand up, we'll put you on your feet again

open up your eyes just to check that your asleep again

president gas is president gas again

president gas

oh, president gas

whoa, president gas

oh, president gas

whoa, president gas

oh, president gas

whoa, president gas

Man in the street said...

I could get worked up about this but ... Oooooh - the comfy sofa Zzzzzzz

caesars wife said...

Agree Ivor , dr Evils master plan !

i keep trying to convince that the EU is a wonk project , i keep pointing out that your better off running your own econmy in uncertain ecnomic modelling .

i go further and want to be totally out before we die due to socialism , but most of my group think cheap holidays and food will last forever .

put it this way if its so dam good why the foisting through of it.

Guthrum said...

Another unelected sinecure for starting an illegal war.

moorlandhunter said...

Spoilt my Friday hearing that the gump might be the Pres of the EU.
Awful, awful, awful...still waiting for him to be held accountable for his 45 minutes and Saddam can hit us with WMD's lie that took us to war and cost us so dear.

JD said...

Harri, Czech Republic it is - sorry. I still talk of Peking, Bombay and even Rhodesia. Where will it end? Will London become Londinium. As a pedant myself I understand your point. Until Klaus signs the treaty its ratification is not valid. I doubt if he will be cowed by eu threats. Norway, Denmark and Sweden were all threatened in the past, but there were no consequences of any significance. In fact Norway is doing rather well. All the best, Jonathan.

Cherie's Letterbox said...

For fucks sake!

The evil grinning arsewipe!!!

I would much rather Juan Kerr take up the reigns, for the comedy value.

Why didn't Hitler think of this? Why bomb and invade half of Europe when all you have to do is ask politely?

Ireland: For Christ's sake vote NO!

If only to piss off the boss of Ryanair.

Ian said...

Looks like all the "conspiracy" theorists were right after all...

tinfoil hats at dawn said...

Looks like all the "conspiracy" theorists were right after all...

Isn't that often the way of it though?

Serial "debunkers", as they term themselves, are cut from the very same cloth as the conspiracy nutters they claim to oppose - both extremes have been shown, time and again, to make equally poor predictions of the future.

The real skill, although it's quite easy, in fact, is to spot those conspiracies which have been properly categorised as such.

Blair's entire career is, as a matter of public record, one such conspiracy.

Billy Blofeld said...

This is the ONLY reason the cunt Mandelson has propped up the cunt Brown.


It is also the ONLY reason that the cunt Milliband didn't resign with Purnell.

These Labour cunt's think they have found a new trough to sup at and a new mandate to oppress us with their own brand of worthiness inspired oppression.

Fuck we need to riot.

Billy Blofeld said...

Sorry about the misplaced apostrophe above. It winds me up too.

Harri said...

El-Presidente Bliar is merely collecting his due reward for handing back a huge chunk of the UK's EU rebate !

And very soon Gordon the loon, will be collecting his reward for the Lisbon Treaty stitch up, and make no mistake about it !

JD, no worries mate, here in Slovakia, we constantly tell the EU where to shove the constant barrage of nazi orders, but it has absolutley no fucking effect whatsoever !

Here, we do not so readily accept the EU orders as they do in the UK, from where i am standing, and as sad and embarrasing as it is, in the UK the EU orders are gold plated and then dished out like sweeties.

I personaly remain totaly convinced that it will all end in tears... and bloodshed, again ?

This stings a bit and makes one want to hold ones head in ones hands, and fucking weep floods of tears, ' All hail President Bliar and the first Lady of Europe'

FFS !

Anonymous said...

If he gets the presidency dont recognize him either only as a war criminal and liar

john in cheshire said...

I suggest that with an increasing life expectancy, there will be a large number of healthy men, who are not working, who are not dependent upon the fascist/socialist state for support and who would be available to form a militia to defend our civil liberties against the un-democratic socialists in this country and in the EU. What is needed is a website to bring them together so they can develop into a coherent fighting force. This would not compromise their children, who will no doubt still be on the normal treadmill of life for their children. Come on people over 55, let's start to fight back against the socialists and the muslims.

Winston Churchill's Unlit Cigar said...

He's gonna make Hitler look like Gandhi. He needs to be killed.

Cherie Blair's Unbearable Lightness of Being said...

He's sniffing Mandy's arse-queef isn't he? What a fucking cunt.

Anonymous said...

Looks like him becoming Catholic and ramming the Pope's arse *MAY* have back-fired... (with regards to becoming the EUSSR commisar).

... although when it comes to the Bilderberg-run/NAZI-inspired EU... anything could happen.

Two words:

BULLET
HEAD

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha. Even the EU wouldn't have him. Fuck you Blair, you war criminal murdering cunt.

Ratings and Recommendations by outbrain

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails