Thursday, 8 October 2009

Banned from Facebook


Bollocks to them then. All I did was call Bono a useless bogtrotting cunt.


Shhhh....back as Aulde Holborne

59 comments:

libertyscott said...

Oh dear, it's "don't insult the imbecile" apparently.

Billy The Fish said...

Erm...but he is, isn't he?

Perhaps they banned for you sloppy journalism. I mean, you did leave out 'self-serving', 'hypocritical', 'talentless' and 'dull'.

Shame on you, OH!

VotR said...

Infamy has its own rewards. You are free from their spamware and viruses, at least, OH.

Quiet_Man said...

The trick is (as any politician would know) to say that some people think that Bono's a useless bogtrotting cunt. But I couldn't possibly comment.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Twitter next? :o)

Fausty said...

There are other networking sites. Bollocks to facebook.

I was banned from Adsense - curiously, just as my first cheque was due. Their reason? Apparently I was a danger to their clients! They didn't seem to mind for the entire time I was hosting their cnuting ads.

I've since heard hundreds of similar stories.

As it turns out, Adbrite pays better and has better targetted ads.

Billy Blofeld said...

I think Facebook banned you because you forgot to also point out that he is a tax avoiding, publicity seeking, oxygen thief who is happy for everyone else to pay for Africa via the taxes which he so happily avoids.

Billy Blofeld said...

P.S. Am I the only person in the entire world who thinks Paul McCartney is a total wanker?

The Cynic. said...

Who or what the fuck is Bono?
Is it something to do with a dog biscuit?

Anonymous said...

Facebook aren't very good with the truth are they? I think 'self-serving' was the most important word you missed out when describing him OH. With 'arselicking' coming a very close second. No doubt he was part of the 'vote YES' contingent?

JuliaM said...

"P.S. Am I the only person in the entire world who thinks Paul McCartney is a total wanker?"

No.

Stewart Cowan said...

I didn't use such foul language, yet I've just been censored by LL.

Alex wrote: "Stewart, I've removed your links and would appreciate it if you took your views elsewhere."

No prizes for guessing what the subject was? The 3% who are above criticism.

Here's an offending link which shows that the 'gay' agenda is a mind-control experiment. Go on, read it: THE OVERHAULING OF STRAIGHT AMERICA

The New Labour clowns don't even care that they've been so thoroughly manipulated.

They'd rather shoot the messenger and carry on pretending that their multi-cultural, multi-sexual Utopia is going wonderfully well. If only people who want free speech would just shut up.

electro-kevin said...

:-))))

(In tears of laughter)

Mitch said...

Outstanding!! bonio is a cunt, a hypocritical tax dodging fukwit of a cunt.

Anonymous said...

OH, will you ban me if I call you a complete and utter cunt?.Talking of uselees cunt anyone been follwing that piece of shite who was sacked for the Peter Connelly incident. The self serving cunt has almost been driven to suicide. I say keep I pushing the cunt will top herself.

Bearwitch said...

I didn't even get the chance to call anyone a cunt. Arsebook went to war on bears so I got deleted.

G.O.T. said...

So, CuntFaceBook are fucking us the fuck off for telling the truth now are they?

Cunts.

And yes, Paul McCartney is a total wanker.

bofl said...

Bono-like brown and all the others-

wants to save the third world-
as long as its with everyone elses money.............

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aef6sR60oDgM&refer=home

put your own money where your mouth is chum(p)

Anonymous said...

Bono useless celeb

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I wondered where your 'Send Gordon the shirt off your back' group went. Now I know.

apocalypse nowish said...

"Bono a useless bogtrotting cunt" is one step to far, need to apply some political savy. "Bono a useless bogtrotting loser" is better to say. Just posted that on facebook myself, don't think I'll be banned. By the way, I'm drunk, so don't complain over my spelling... :))

Bill d'Sarse said...

How long before he becomes Lord Bonio of Chum?

Fidothedog said...

Bono is a useless bogtrotting cunt, the cunt.

FreedomIsYellow said...

What the hell? They banned you for THAT? How the hell did they find out?

Cunts.

FreedomIsYellow said...

Oh, and Bono is a useless bogtrotting cunt!

tometi said...

"Bollocks to them then."

Awww, diddums ...

Stuart said...

Shit, I called him a bog wog.

Is that racist?

Lexicon of Lurve said...

Bono and McCartney are both self-serving, tax avoiding and rather unfunny chaps who never went to school and were crap at games the cunts

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

That'll learn ya not to call mega-stars "useless"!

Maybe GOT should start a blog called 'isuseless' too?

P McCartney said...

He is a useless, self serving, smug faced, hypocritical two face cunt!




















But enough about Old Holborn.

Bono is a cunt too!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Must disagree here - Bonio is not a useless bogtrotting cunt - he's a useless bogtrotting pissflap. The other pissflap is that useless bogtrotting cunt Geldof. Two flaps of the same pisser, so to say.

Henry North London said...

Join the club, Im on my second account

John Demetriou said...

Their site, their rules.

Unlucky.

SO17 said...

If Bono was in a competition for the worlds biggest Bogtrotting Cunt he would come last,
Cause he's such a Cunt.


Adapted from my coconut award winning comment to Prodicus.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fuck sake. I just accepted your 'friendship' request eight bastard hours ago.

And I don't even know how to use cuntbook.

Golliwogg said...

@Stuart said... no, but golly bog wog might well be

Dear Prime Minister said...

People like Bono and Geldof are complete fuckwits who travel the world at sponsors expense spouting dubious political messages. Then meet up in a studio to sing a pointless Christmas song to people who don't know what Christmeas is. They then expect us to foot the bill while they retire to their large mansions and some mutual backslapping and masturbation.

They almost certainly eat their own faeces too.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Facebook have a policy of rejecting names that aren't real. It's probably as simple as that.

Bono is, indeed, a bog-trotting cunt, so it couldn't have been that which got you banned. ;-)

Old Holborn said...

Hmmm

Bono

Is that his real name?

Gigits said...

Dick may be right, perhaps they are sifting out all the obviously made up names. You'd better rethink that "Aulde Holborn"

Fortunately, my Facebook name is fucking bulletproof.

Scrobs... said...

We nearly got bashed in some Irish bar in the US for not knowing who U2 were, so now we automatically think they were utterly useless, and haven't actually ever heard much of their songs.

Are they supposed to be good?

Fausty said...

Kenny Irvine suggests:

Perhaps Jeannie Armstrong, who objected to his comments on blogger Iain Dale, reported him for homophobia. They had a big bust-up and it takes FB a few days to catch up with complaints.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Gigits,

No way is 'fucking bulletproof' a real name!

You're pulling my leg.

Anonymous said...

Bono
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
PAUSE
Was his mother a male leprechaun



Ex McGinty's goat

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

OH
You have been banned from better places
I got barred by eBAY for selling porn and airguns
Fucking wankers

Gigits said...

Rab,

I knew somebody would say that. You win £5 ;-)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Woo Hoo! Bottle of Buckie, courtesy of Gigits!

banned said...

I've never done Facebook but if Dick is right " Facebook have a policy of rejecting names that aren't real. " perhaps
' I Don't Want to Be Your Friend So Fuck Off & Leave Me Alone. ' as my Facebook monica would not last very long.

Hazel Blears said...

Bastards, eh?


Bloody Twitter closed me down - said I was impersonating a real person. As if!

hangemall said...

@Lexicon of Lurve

Actually McCartney went to the Institute. I went to much superior Collegiate. A much superior Grammar School in a wonderful 10th century Gothic style. Mmmmwwwaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaa

hangemall said...

Errmm 19th Century

caesars wfe said...

I cant believe youve unmasked yourself OH , I had you down as a red wine man , now it seems your white lightening , are those earings or curtain rings ??

Still it has certain kudos , being kicked off facebook , these multimillionare celebrities eh , bit of unsolicited bad mouthing and there on the blower withdrawing there fan site as quick as you say Gordon Brown is a ditherer/compulsive liar.

get the bach out and a hamlet , life eh what do they know

Ron Broxted said...

I was also banned from ebay just for trying to sell some nice photographs I took of young children on a visit to a certain east european orphanage. I always preferred Adam Ant and George Michael....Oooh matron

Leg-iron said...

OH said -
Bono
Is that his real name?


No. His real name is Doggo O'Biscuit. 'Bono' is a nickname given to him by his pals who couldn't spell.

By the way, who's noticed that the Lisbon 'Yes' vote in Ireland that promised job security has resulted in 1550 redundancies since the vote passed?

Ah, those EU folk. They know how to repay obedience.

Ron Broxted said...

I've just had a hard wank and there was blood in my glop. I immediately rang NHS direct and some cockney sounding kid told me I might have swine flu and called me a bleeding wanker.

Russell Sprout said...

Give this man a job on the Guardian

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Jelly said...

Its very bad when facebook banned someone u know.

Miss Sana said...

Please Friends Join me on facebook. Just click on my name also on twitter
www.twitter.com/lifeisjob

ExpatNorge said...

And you'd be right

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