Wednesday, 30 September 2009

"We've got Twitter!" says Kerry McCarthy


Oh dear. The stupid cow just doesn't get does she? A similar line is being taken over at Labourlost.

"The Sun doesn't matter. We can use the Internet, just like Obama did" says Kerry McCarthy, Mogadishu East MP

Let's look at the average Labour voter (not the Islington BBC mob, they vote Tory anyway in secret). Chances are, they are one of the following:

Unemployed.
Thick.
Uneducated.
Poor.
Ethnic.
Union Luddite.

I really don't see how Kerry is going to reach any of them. Most of her constituents have Somali as a first language anyway and are too busy trying to master eating with a knife and fork to be bothered with 140 charachter messages on a laptop. Obama used the Internet because Democrats are savvy Liberals with Macs and blackberries. The only blackberries Labour voters know about are down by the railway embankment, covered in used scratchcards.

Now there's a thought Kerry. Spread the message on chip wrappers, cans of Stella, Rizla papers, pizza boxes, Halal kebabs and benefit forms. In Urdu of course. Straight to your core vote.

16 comments:

Tony Blair said...

Is this blog "Right Wing"??

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

That made me laugh OH - thanks!

SO17 said...

Sarah Brown talking about the UKs Prime Minister like he is a kid,with all his burping and farting habits.
Her Twitter being the most followed in the country is not suprising if she is coming out with that shit on a daily basis.

bofl said...

ah kerry.........

about as useful as a dog turd.

Kerry McCarthy? said...

It's not the darling of Mogadishu East spouting this shite, it's some other New Labour luvvie called Bryony King.

Road_Hog said...

You should be in marketing OH, spot on with your last paragraph. They could market it on cans of beer just like you say. They could name a beer Red Stripe with the NuLier message on it, "we're going to stick another tax on beer to kerb binge drinking" on no wait...

I had both the BBC and Sky stream on yesterday and you could see a pained look on Alex's face from Labourlist yesterday when she was fudging answers to questions.

Newgates Knocker said...

Now we know why Gordon wants us to pay for the computers and broadband of every labour voter. Indoctrination through twitter!They could even do the page three thing to get their attention with a topless picture of Kerry!

Anonymous said...

Non-job employees can be added to your list of ZaNu voters,along with commies.
Urban11

Anonymous said...

Their secret weapon is to insert subliminal Labour messages in all clips on www.Porn-U-Like

Stuart said...
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Stuart said...

Newgates Knocker, they call it "overcoming digital barriers to cultural & social inclusion".

http://www.publictechnology.net/print.php?sid=19136

*link needed fixing

manfromthefuture said...

you've missed out one important demographic:

parasites who suck on the teet of the state.

unfortunately, there are a lot of them, and they're not all stupid, Many have carefully manoeuvred themselves into this position of being on the gravy train.

and they will be voting labour again.

microdave said...

manfromthefuture - I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that omission. Just insert the words "Common Purpose", and you got it covered.

VotR said...

So have we, Kerry, so have we. See you there.

Cherie's Strap-on. said...

She could always use some of those charming Arabic websites. The ones with all the beardy ranting and explosions.

Maybe they will let her star in one of their videos?

Anonymous said...

I look forward to dear Kerry managing to get 'her people' to donate to Labour via the Internet & email like Obama's people did. I'd rate the probable response as 'fuck all'.

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