The British Council, who incidentally the government themselves claim as the very definition of a tax payer funded quango, are offering a new course for teachers of 'essential english', to celebrate the 75th anniversary of their mission to teach English to those who wish to integrate into the UK.
It is called 'Texting for all' and their site now provides support for teachers in what 'is becoming an increasingly popular form of communication in the UK'.
Those who wish to live a useful life in the UK and not be a burden on the tax payer are to be taught how to communicate with the locals in short SMS bursts such as KOTL - which is txt spk for 'kiss on the lips'.
W8 4 ME @ BNFT FFC would be a useful addition to this course.
A £1 donation to the quango of your choice for the best suggestion as to other txt phrases that could be helpful for integration.