Wednesday, 23 September 2009

A passport for the English to visit Scotland


Strathclyde Police has set up a passport control operation…for passengers on domestic flights


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Anybody from the press fancy a day trip from Stansted (UK) to Prestwick (UK) on Ryanair with me?

21 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Ooooooooo! Prestwick is 20 minutes away from me.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

And the custom bastards there still have my 1200 mayfair fags they took from me when I got back from Gran Canaria 3 years ago.

The Economic Voice said...

Rab I had a problem once in a Scottish airport.....

Some jumped up customs bloke decided to check my pregnant wife rather roughly.....security was called.....for some reason they let me on the plane.

I swear if I ever see him out one night I will fuck him up.

woman on a raft said...

Sorry Rab, but I'd be very surprised if they still had the 1200 Mayfairs.

Why don't you go again and top the lads up, like?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

E mail Strathclyde polis -

contactus@strathclyde.pnn.police.uk

Or phone Strathclyde polis -

0141 532 2000

Or write -

Strathclyde Police Headquarters
173 Pitt Street
Glasgow
G2 4JS

scunnert said...

You go to bed one night believing you are in the UK only to wake up in the USSR. Musta went through a worm hole somewhere!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

The jumped up officialdom is just as bad up here, but with an aggressive streak added in.

Simon said...

The minute you arrive in any UK Airport you get that feeling. From the armed gum chewing thugs dressed as Police to the cameras and swaggering cunts from the Border Agency, you start feeling intimidated. I suppose the cunts have designed it to be like that deliberately. We're getting well known for it.

LabourReallyAreVeryEvil said...

Are we going to get our election never mind the referendum?

They have a huge investment in this Police State stuff. Are they just going to meekly hand over to someone else?

May be a "right wing outrage" in April 2010 makes Il Duce decide that the election should be delayed for 6 months ("in the national interest and the national emergency and uncertain times") so the Czechs can have the hell squeezed out of them to sign the bloody treaty

Gordon Brown said...

I wish our national football team the very best of luck when thery will next play Scotland at Wembley and hope they kick the sh*t out of the Jocks

Ver E Pistov said...

So wtf do they do if you don't bring it with you? Deport you to a gulag in the Outer Hebrides?

Joe Public said...

Pity the Border Barrier isn't one-way.

I suspect there are a few Scots the English would like to declare personae non grata.

Chris said...

Typical behaviour from a backwater Commie regime (The Glorious People's Republic of Glasgae) then.

They want internal documents checks and controls on free movement? OK, how about all Scots in England have to wear a yellow star on their sleeves so we can tell who they are. Hey, they poison wells and steal children doncherkno.

apocalypse nowish said...

The last time I flied from Prestwick to Sweden, RyanAir, I was stopped, stripped searched (not down to totally naked though), again stopped by police that question me further and show my passport although already passed through the check-in. I was the only one of the entire flight (and the entire waiting terminal) they did this to. I wonder why…

Faux Cu said...

Apocalypse nowish


Funny mask?

Faux Cu said...

Apocalypse npwish

Just had a look at your blog

The Cautionary revelation of the apocalypse

Was there a funny looking spaniel running around the departure lounge?

Got it one, thanks

Rogerborg said...

What will the Tartan Stasi do if you don't show them ze papers? Deport you to your country of origin?

Tcheuchter said...

Home rule for Lochaber!

Rogerborg said...

Scottish Nationalism, synopsised.

Anonymous said...

The term 'jumped up little oiks' springs to mind. Electable police chiefs is the only answer.

CrazyDaisy said...

Yawn, oh the poor little Unionists cannae handle a wee bit of provin who the fuck you are?

Pussies, get a fuckin life OH.

Jury team my arse!

Crazy Daisy

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