Thursday, 17 September 2009

Kicking Up A Racket !


Jury Team are putting together a campaign to win the Glasgow North East Bye-Election - the seat vacated by the Speaker, Michael Martin. We will be announcing our candidate next week and expect it to make the news around the world. Once the candidate is known, we will be looking to manage the hundreds of people who will, I am sure, want to volunteer to help. But before that, we're looking for two full-time assistants on a modest wage. Local knowledge would be an advantage.

Please, fellow bloggers, pass this plea out on the interweb. Interested parties should contact me at awallace (at) emailaccount (dot) com.

Allan Wallace

12 comments:

Billy Blofeld said...

There is a lady from Tonga I know who is looking for a job at the moment.

As for 'local knowledge' - she doesn't know Glasgow, but she does know Baroness Scotland.

Guthrum said...

Its bandit country, a monkey with a red rose attached is going to win this one, replacing the one that resigned.

Mike Rouse said...

That reminds me, OH. Are you doing a little stroll this year?

John Steed said...

Define "modest" wage. I speekie Scots.

Old Holborn said...

Mike,

Indeed I am

November 5th 2009

Rightwinggit said...

"expect it to make the news around the world"

That is some kind of boast, OH....can you back it up?

John Steed said...

You will find it easier to establish a police state than to dismantle one. New Scotland Yard delenda est.

Edgar said...

Your best chance will lie in a candidate with poor literacy skills, undecipherable local accent, little moral fibre, and a fancy for wearing tight stockings.

Eamonn Holmes?

Atheist Ranter said...

Just fucking win it will you! Please...

The Economic Voice said...

OH I will be there.....Must think of something original to wear....

Any chance of a little rioting and frivolity?

CrazyDaisy said...

OH,

Too late, the SNP will drown anything you can muster.

Saor Alba

CD

Rogerborg said...

Glasgow North - actually, all of Glasgow - is Sponger Central. They'd die before voting anything other than Zanu. They'd do anything before voting other than Zanu - anything bar doing a day's work, obviously.

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