Thursday, 24 September 2009

+++Jury Team candidate fo Glasgow North East - Exclusive++



'Ave it. Hands on.

John Smeaton. Jury Team. Glasgow North East

Up against:

arty Candidate Votes % ±%

British National Charlie Baillie



Labour William Bain



Liberal Democrats Eileen Baxendale



Conservative Ruth Davidson



SNP David Kerr



Scottish Socialist Kevin McVey



Solidarity Tommy Sheridan



Scottish Senior Citizens John Swinburne
10 minutes early.

45 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I know too!

Anonymous said...

Sighthill is not a democracy. Sighthill is run by gangsters and their proxies in the Labour Party.

Edgar said...

Yeah? In the same way that Derren 'knew' the lottery numbers .... ?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Na, I know fuck all.

Anonymous said...

Another lost deposit I suppose.

Yawn zzzzzz

Daniel1979 said...

you have me intrigued!

Doctor Why said...

He'll set aboot them!

So he will!

Snowolf said...

That's an astute nomination. He'll get shitloads of exposure, he's a bit of character about him, some colour, nothing too off-colour, but things people can relate to.

Try smearing him.

Good stuff.

Daniel1979 said...

good stuff

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He's a fucking TWAT.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fair play though.

ingsh said...

The Smeatonator! Interesting. Certainly going to put the cat amongst the pigeons.

He was welcomed into the busom of the Labour Party though, being a guest at the Labour Party conference in 2007.

It was even suggested he would stand against David Davis during that by-election with support from the Labour party.

Mark Croucher said...

Yes. Quite. An almost inspired piece of stupidity on the part of Dreary Team. Lets select a candidate whose claim to fame is thumping a burning Muslim, with apparent personality of a type everyone will recognise: 30 seconds of his 'cheeky chappie' persona leaves you wishing the gas canisters had actually gone off.

They were never likely to overly bother the ballot tellers, but it's a shame to see such determination on their own part that this be so.

Old Holborn said...

Mark,

Let the voters decide.

Gordoom and the elite caught in the act! said...

Gordooms freemason handshake caught on film -

http://leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2009/09/gordon-brown-freemason.html

ingsh said...

Gordoom etc,

Doesn't look like the supposed Mason shake to me, more that Brown, in his eagerness to join clammy hand to clammy hand of some other bloke, can't even shake hands properly.

Anonymous said...

Vote for Charlie!

Guthrum said...

FFS- But Give the Lad a chance

Anonymous said...

ingsh said...
Gordoom etc,

Doesn't look like the supposed Mason shake to me, more that Brown, in his eagerness to join clammy hand to clammy hand of some other bloke, can't even shake hands properly.

24 September 2009 23:15

yeah and pigs might fly, do some research on the people who gave doom his latest reward for treason - the trisplateral, Bilderbuggers!

Doom just like Phoney will get his pieces of silver for betraying the nation to this banking and corporate warmongering mafia.

Perhaps you were asleep when unelected Trisplateral stooge Mandy took power?

Anonymous said...

I see Jury Team are playing the Orange card for Glasgow North East.

Makes a change from the Tories trying it.

EUSSR just a fumble! said...

Anonymous said...
ingsh said...
Gordoom etc,

24 September 2009 23:21

He was probably asleep when Gordoom and the queen signed our democracy over to the EUSSR.

I guess doom just fumbled that and never actually signed it and we are still just signed up to a trade agreement!

Jesus wept!

Anonymous said...

So the Jury team dropping their open primaries and going for celebrity candidates? I presume it'll be Rantzen in Luton next?

Shame if it's true

Fascist Labour - tip of the totalitarian iceburg said...

http://dailytruth.co.uk/2009/09/mandelson-defends-plan-to-disconnect-download-pirates/

Anonymous said...

NWO Mandy backs plans to disconnect political dissidents after spying on them with creaping red herring music laws.

Rogerborg said...

Joke party, joke candidate. Go on, ask him what his policies are. "Skelp the terrorists" and "tits oot furra lads" will grab him some headlines, but what the people of Glasgow East want to know is: who'll give them the biggest handout.

Rogerborg said...

Excuse me, Glasgow North East.

What the people of Glasgow East most want to know is secret of fire and round rolling thing.

Cockney Jock said...

Fucking Hell,and i thought old England was a joke.
Right you jock bastards.
1 Jimmy Saville
2 The geezer that abused Eric Cantona
3 Jade Goody(death becomes her)
4 Vinny Jones
5 Kilroy-Silk
6 John McCrirrick
7 Prince Big Ears(Allthough he thinks he's one of you)
8 The Singing Postman
9 BoJo
10 Sir Jimmy Hill(just because we can)

To the hustings,and beyond

Anonymous said...

You never know! Voters can do funny things. Best of luck to him.

John Steed said...

Indeed Mr Smeatons sagicity will come in useful. No, he is just a fucking baggage handler. Dudes what are you playing at?

Faux Cu said...

Sorry Rab, Old Holborn, Guthrum etc, I like your blogs and I have a fundamental sneaky support for your position but, this is just one monumental publicity stunt which will create a bit of media froth but very quickly there wll be no foam.


Be careful my friends because, by this, you are heading into Monster Raving Loony Party territory.

The MLLP will be happy happy, despite the fact that they own the franchise. They are loonies aren't they and some of their policies over the years have gone near mainstream, but?

Silly choice, just for a few headlines and some photo ops.

Oh dearie me.

Anonymous said...

Indeed Mr Smeatons sagicity will come in useful. No, he is just a fucking baggage handler.

So there should be some form of qualification before you're allowed to stand for election? Perhaps only salaried professionals should be allowed to stand or maybe only people who own property with a certain value should be allowed to stand. Or maybe you should only be able to stand if you're a homosexual, non-white or a trade union stooge. (Of course, if Smeaton were standing for Labour, Steed would have nothing but praise.)

In conclusion, Steed, fuck you, you arrogant patronising pig-ignorant cunt.

Phil Free said...

To John Steed - Yeah he is / was employed as a baggage handler, what's your point fucknut?

ex labour and working class said...

Phil Free said...
To John Steed - Yeah he is / was employed as a baggage handler, what's your point fucknut?

25 September 2009 16:24

Mr Steed shows his contempt for the real working classes - so Labour!

Rogerborg said...

Actually, you've only heard of him because he was skiving off rather than working.

Anonymous said...

John Steed is K McEgan Welsey Groves and Ron Broxted the pretend muslim cross dressing arse bandit from the Indy live journal blog. This creep also blogs on my telegraph as Hill 60. He likes labour because the idle nonce lives on benefits. The twat is totally confused as to whether or not he is Jewish/white/black/muslim/scottish/irish or from the planet Zannussi. He is a total scumbag who also boasted of going to Luton to support his muslim friends when they shouted abuse at British soldiers returning from Afghanistan. What a complete piece of shite. What a total wanker.Does anyone want his address.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
John Steed is K McEgan Welsey Groves and Ron Broxted the pretend muslim cross dressing arse bandit from the Indy live journal blog. This creep also blogs on my telegraph as Hill 60. He likes labour because the idle nonce lives on benefits. The twat is totally confused as to whether or not he is Jewish/white/black/muslim/scottish/irish or from the planet Zannussi. He is a total scumbag who also boasted of going to Luton to support his muslim friends when they shouted abuse at British soldiers returning from Afghanistan. What a complete piece of shite. What a total wanker.Does anyone want his address.

GO ON POST IT ON HERE.

Sigourd Shack said...

Fuck the B.N.P.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Sigourd Shack!

Dick the Prick said...

Rogerborg - you boring little fuck. Who you gonna vote for ya brainwashed twat?

Sigourd Shack said...

Anon 00.37. God bless you, Mr Rosewater.

Tactical Cruise voter with a missile said...

Unfortunately,the BNP are probably the best bet to upset the corrupt system that is Westminster. A dozen or so MPs would be the equivalent to putting a ferret down the rabbit hole. Smash the bastards first,and then pick up the pieces afterwards. Otherwise it's Cameron all the way to Brussels

Rogerborg said...

Dick, old stick, you first have to acknowledge reality before you can alter it.

You only get one vote. If you want to change the world, you have to persuade others to vote with you. You understand basic arithmetic, don't you?

So tell me: in your reality, does insulting people result in them voting for your preferred candidate?

How's that working out for you? Are you teetering on the very cusp of a revolution?

Running Man said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG_tuTRFLXo

that interview should be enough to end that campaign

Anonymous said...

As long as he sticks to the Nolan Principles, he'll do fine.

As an Independent his policies are what the electors say his policies are - that is what makes the Jury Team different - they don't pontificate and TELL people what they should be voting for.
5% of his consitituency, should he win, can call for a referendum on any policy/subject.

see Juryteam.org for a full description of what a JT candidate has to sign up to.

Esther Rantzen won't be signing up to the Jury Team as she has all the money for her campaign, as well as media contacts to get her individual message across.

The Jury Team is there to support an individul who wishes to stand with their support to help them throught the minefield of paperwork and campaigning.

The original EU candidates for Scotland, who were selected in an open primary, were offered the chance to stand in GNE by election, but were unable to take up the offer for their own reasons.

Tom said...

I think Smeaton would be a great candidate for the job, he's no a politician fora starter! I read somewhere that he was going to quit, but then I heard that one of his speeches got leaked online somewhere, now we'll have to see how well he does against proper politicians, but let's face it, he'll be the only one speaking shite AND telling the truth at the same time.

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