Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Iain Dales revenge

He should have it, but he doesn't. Old Holborn does.




You just know "two bogs" has broken it, don't you?

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dirty lazy fat cunt.

I hope Prescott lives long enough to watch his children and grandchildren die, whilst suffering immense pain from some ghastly tumour.

It says a lot about this country that this piece of phlegm was ever elected, let alone put into office.

Untermensch.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Let's hope he goes to Japan for his next all expenses paid jolly and gets harpooned.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Prescott is a northern monkey who has never gotten used to indoor toilets in the UK.

woman on a raft said...

But it's so exiting.

Lid goes up, lid goes down. Lid goes up, lid goes down.

deeznuts said...

some one should tell prescott that global warming is pure bunkum...and elecric operated toilets are progress....it cleans you ass, so you dont have to touch your ass, the fat fucking monkey, he gives northerners like me a bad name

Uncle Bob said...

Oh christ, I've just had horrible mental images that need mind bleach. Jesus christ, I've only just eaten!

Chained to a doughnut said...

He thinks he's fucking Swampy now.

Gandhi said...

Just think how much carbon he emitted into that toilet while he was there. Staggering!

Barking Spider said...

He needs to get out more - he's obviously never encountered one of those before. Hopefully one of the cleaners will turn the arse jet up full blast for a jolly jape - that would make the fucker's eyes water and it would be the fastest he's ever moved in his life!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

So even toilets harm the environment eh?

Now I'm getting worried. Given the proclivities of those bastards I'm half expecting a new law saying we've all got to get our arses stitched up.

Anonymous said...

Stupid fat Labour cunt. No schooling beyond fourteen, how can this piece of cancer lecture us on the environment? The dirty shit didn't swim over there, did he?

Tumours on twelve generations of his family. I was about to hope for genetic abnormalities, but that would be a wasted vote. Cunts.

denverthen said...

I suppose if he hadn't been plonked in a 5-star Chinese hotel, gratis, by his Labourist mates, his experience of Chinese accommodation would have been rather different. Stick him in a Shanghai youth hostel next time - see how he gets on.

I've no doubt he made full use of all those 5-star facilities (like a flushing toilet - that's 5 star to Prescott - and the average-sized bath) during his stay and regardless of this nonsensical film.

And the 5-star bar and restaurant. Fat cunt.

Dumb, common, hypocritical, union trash.

No wonder the UK is a laughing stock these days - everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck off you fat mouthy cunt! Bet you used all those 'modernities' though didn't, you, you hypocriticak fucker?

bofl-too lazy to sign in! said...

2 jags and being a fat cunt must harm the environment..........what a total fucking cock.........

too bad they didn't have a toilet that doubled up as an electric chair!

Anonymous said...

John Prescott MP, the Climate Change Rapporteur for the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE)


W.T.F?


Thought this channel was some sort of spoof at first,it's not,it's real.

Take a look at this one,it's from the same channel as the Prescott video.

This cunt want's to build some wind farms in other people's back yards.However they say no thanks,not today.He then phones up his mother almost in tears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5RqHHO8xUw

microdave said...

"Just think how much carbon he emitted into that toilet while he was there. Staggering!"

That would have been Methane, which is about 20 times more damaging to the ozone layer......allegedly.

Totally agree with everyone else though, what a fat, ignorant, embarrassment to this country the man is.

twojagsandshags said...

The daft fucker probably doesn't even realise the amount of carbon that was emitted flying all the fat fuckers to China for their climate conference. His food intake last year on MP's expenses was £6,000. He blamed it on his bulimia. How many folk with bulimia are fat cunts like him ?
You could have fed a Chinese family for life on £6K. I bet he got plenty of use out of that toilet flusher washing out his ringpiece after a week on Chinese dogfood.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He's only half bulemic. He forgets to stick his chubby finger down his throat after scoffing half a dozen balck forest gateaus

IanPJ said...

As an excessively sized Carbon Based lifeform can we not just get rid of Prescott and save the planet.

Simples.

pisshead said...

Rab

I've got beer bulimia. I drink 10 pints of an evening and then spew it all back up on the bus home.

Mrs B said...

Hilarious, best laugh I've had all day.

Leg-iron said...

After this morning's experience of the after-effects of raw chillis, I wonder if I can get one of those toilets?

Does it spray ice water and calamine lotion?

lilith said...

Toilets! Aren't they brilliant!

Chris said...

Patronising cunt - who the fuck is he to fly around the world telling people about toilet habits?

Most westerners smell rancid to Chinese nostrils - pity the locals surrounding this lardy oaf.

subrosa said...

Is it me or is he trying hard to ensure his 'common' dialect comes through his rather newly acquired posh accent.

Awful man showing off how he's spending my money when I can't afford a decent holiday.

James said...

Stupid
Fat
Cunt

Lancastrian Oik said...

Oh Jesus H. Christ- I think I'm going to have a stroke. There is no-one else on God's Earth who winds me up like this fucking stupid charmless hypocritical fat bastard. He needs hunting down with flaming torches and cattle prods and stringing up in Parliament Square. What an utter, utter cunt.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Has anyone remembered to add that he's also a cunt.

Delphius1 said...

He's a fat obnoxious cunt isn't he?

Lets all stop using energy and be catapulted into the fucking stone age. Of course excepting him and his fucking politico mates.

"How much carbon's involved in that?" Fuck all John, if you and your knobhead crew had a viable energy policy and used nuclear power.

Delphius1 said...

Oh, I forgot: how much fucking carbon was involved in flying his bloated fucking bulk halfway round the world to china?

A damn sight fucking more than needed to warm his toilet seat, thats for sure.

caesars wife said...

I dont think he got the job , he didnt show enough enthusiasm for the product , that and the massive stoat he left in the pan that had to broken up with a coathanger to flush it .

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

The reason he liked the washing facilities on the toilet was that he's such a fat ignoramous that Pauline has to wipe the shit from his arse after he dumps out the carbon fontprint of a small country every day.

Ignorant fucking cocktrumpet. Should have stuck as a waiter on a ferry.

"Gin and Tonic, Prescott"

Mitch said...

Possibly the most pointless person on this planet and an oxygen thief.

Stuart said...

"Rich" countries?

UAE, Saudi Arabia.... yeah right. Capitalist countries with white people in he means.

Mandelson's Gerbil said...

His wife's liberal use of hairspray has put a hole in the ozone the size of fucking Belgium!

I was going to have a shower, but now I am going to have a bath.

It's a five star hotel you stupid fucking cunt! There not going to get much business if you have to go outside to get hosed down when you need a bath.

In the good old days, people like him were put in asylums and you could pay to poke them with a stick.

He has lost a bit of weight though. Lets hope it is AIDS.

electro-kevin said...
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electro-kevin said...

I haven't got a toilet seat like that and I live in the West. West Siiiide that is.

But if I DID have a toilet seat like that then chances are I wouldn't have haemorrhoids and be such a drain on the NHS.
Imagine the cost of those surgery spot lights and the consultant stitches up my arse every three years.

Prezza is one fat, ugly, hypocritcal turd.

Flush 'im down !

Anonymous said...

Judging by the size of the fat, useless fucker, HE hasn't had a shit in years - it's all backed up, waiting for a king-size enema.

Newgates Knocker said...

Thanks everyone, I needed a laugh, these comments are class. I didn't know Prescott was held in such universal contempt

Nearly Headless Nick. said...

It's Bernard " I'm a racist ad I don'tfucking care" Manning, surely?
Makes you believe in reincarnation eh?

Fuck Nuts said...

Which one of those settings is best for puked-up cream cakes you fucking waiter.

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