Monday, 7 September 2009

Halal Search Engine


No really. Have some fun being censored by the Mullahs

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

"nooky with camels" gets through as does "screwing goats" and "nice tight donkey".

The Laser Sight On Brown's Temple said...

'mohammed was a homosexual' doesn't tho

George said...

you cannot have true love, but infidel beheading pulls up quite a few........nice.

mc_nebula said...

Pussy pulls up a 2* rating, but the results on the first page are almost completly clean. Pussys on the other hand, does not pull a warnnig and is fairly NSFW.

Lancastrian Oik said...

"Goat sex" only gets 2* haram.

"14 year old as bride" gets through OK. Nowt wrong with that, then.

SO17 said...

Kaaaboooom!!

Rightwinggit said...

"child bride" gets through, and the 7th result down is:

http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/childbrides.htm

That Mohammed was a dirty cunt, wasn't he?

The Purpleline said...

One way ticket from Luton to Kings Cross costs an arm and a leg and if you want to catch the number 30Red Bus your head as well returned
www.labourappeasers /rmt/ dayoeway.co.uk

SaltedSlug said...

I only got '1' for "Eating bacon butties whilst gay"

Will email the admin.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"Executing homosexuals" threw up loads of pages, as did "Old Holborn" and "Female Genital Mutilation".

Nice.


wv: stings - I kid you not.

Ampers said...

I tried the same term in Google and the first one that came up said:

"WARNING: not for the weak of heart: fucking a goat requires a strong will, sense of justice, and a raging alcohol problem."

Brewblogger said...

Been typing in a lot of beer and alcohol related searches and it appears to have crashed!

Network Error (tcp_error)

A communication error occurred: ""
The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.

Anonymous said...

OH
BTW, the Harrow Mosque is actually in Wealdstone, within walking distance of Harrow and Wealdstone tube station. Exit right, cross road bridge.
DZ

Anonymous said...

"intercourse with children" gets through - this is the 4th result: http://www.zogsnightmare.com/rabbibabyraper.html nice...

Anonymous said...

it's a shame the score only goes to 3 - you could have competitions to see who could get the high score.

Call me Infidel said...

Paedophile prophet is haram factor 3 apparently. Who knew?

Mitch said...

Buggering pigs only got me a one.

Dick the Prick said...

Mohammed was a homosexual goat doesn't get through but Mohammed was a goat does. Think i'd rather be a bender than a goat but what do i know?

delcatto said...

Bacon = 1 star.
Richard Bacon = 1 star.
I got pooh bear and piglet though!

Deadbeat Dad said...

Only you, OH, only you...

labrat said...

Following were all OK:

semtex

ied

bomb

jihad

daisy chain

Fidel X Penses said...

'Goat buggery with a pork sausage' gets a 1 but 'satanic sausage sucking' gets a 2.

I'll never understand Mozzies.

Anonymous said...

active trans escort = completely halal, no problem at all

The Bellman said...

'Beheading infidels' not only gets through, but the first link is to a site explaining why beheading is 'Islamic'.

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