Thursday, 3 September 2009

Gay Ice Cream


No, really.

Flavour? Fudge covered peanut butter filled Pretzels with extra fudge. Dirty bastards.

23 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fuck me.

No, in fact, don't.

Norton Folgate said...

They certainly packed that fudge in

The Paragnostic said...

Apparently there's a special Mandelson version coming out soon - Bent and Jewry's Corfu Catamite, oil flavoured with extra aluminium.

I'll work on a mock up of the packaging and see what I can do, but Grumpy Old Twat would do a much better job.

Captain Ranty said...

If Haagen-Daz bring out a competing brand we could compare-the-queer-twats.com

Bum Bum!! (As Basil Brush would often say....)

I'll get me coat.

Marchamont Needham said...

"All Natural" I beg to differ!

Kinderling said...

Something to enjoy while watching Bare-Back Mountain. (May contain Tracy's nuts).

Anonymous said...

I dread to think what might actually be in these tubs! I...I just had one and think I'm going to be sick! I think it's cumin! Ugh!

Rogerborg said...

Hey! Hey! Don't have on teh gays. That's hate that we could be using on ZanuLabor!

Uncle Bob said...

And I thought that Strawberry Cheesecake flavour Haagen Daz was gay Ice Cream. This is camper than a christmas fairy!

A.B. Gordon said...

Some of your readers may be interested to hear that the BNP are about to be forced to admit non whites. Plus the EDL have been proscribed by Hauptkommandatur.

suigmypiel said...

are you sure it's not just frozen lubricant?

Rogerborg said...

When I were a hippy student layabout (apologies for the redundancy), the University BNP society was told that if they wanted to use University facilities then they had to have an inclusive membership policy.

As soon as they complied, the Gay and Lesbian society signed up to the BNP society en masse then voted themselves out of existence.

True story, for certain vaguely remembered values of true.

electro-kevin said...

Let then have all the fudge. For that matter they can keep all the quiche too.

I want my ice cream tasting of shrimp.

JD said...

Nasty aftertaste.......

The Economic Voice said...

Oh for fucks sake what is happening to the world?

Add comment to most posts I read on the net....I am a disillusioned man

Look its like this....

Yes I am a Christian because I am a no good sinning piece of shit and need to be absolved of my indiscretions and am in no real position to judge anyone....Is it just me or does anyone else feel a yearning for a time when we didn't have political correctness bullshit fucking cuntioligy?

subrosa said...

Captain Ranty, didn't Basil Brush say 'boom boom'?

Oh I get it! Ooops.

Anonymous said...

I love this blog but I don't understand the reason for the inclusion of homophobia.

Most items are admirable but deriding gays is not interesting or informative in any way. More corruption in politics please.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Anon 8.52

I'm sure Mr. Holborn will note the contents of your comment, and will provide a full refund.

He may go as far as to giving you directions to Harley Street, where a surgeon will be able to re-insert your sense of humour.

However, he may take issue with your comment that "deriding homosexuals (gays) is not interesting or informative in any way".

SO17 said...

I thought the target market for 'Ben&Jerrys' was fat tarts in council housing.
'Chubby Hubby'
Beer covered kebab and sweaty nuts.
or
'Slapper'
Smells like fish but tastes like Hotdogs.

Field Marshall Watkins said...

SO17: Oh no you didn't!

Bloody hell, the mere imagining of those flavours makes me want to hurl my guinness in the bin.

Okay.

No.

My guinness is staying where the hell it is. How can council tarts afford Ben& Jerry's anyway. Don't they just freeze their um.. drippings lol

Fudge Packer said...

Is this gay friendly ice-cream, or, is this homophobic ice-cream. You decide.

astridcoast said...
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astridcoast said...

Anon 08:52

Come on dears, i'm a big jewish dyke and even I find this hilarious.

It will never beat "Phish Food" ;-)flavour in my opinion.

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