Fuck me.No, in fact, don't.
They certainly packed that fudge in
Apparently there's a special Mandelson version coming out soon - Bent and Jewry's Corfu Catamite, oil flavoured with extra aluminium.I'll work on a mock up of the packaging and see what I can do, but Grumpy Old Twat would do a much better job.
If Haagen-Daz bring out a competing brand we could compare-the-queer-twats.comBum Bum!! (As Basil Brush would often say....)I'll get me coat.
"All Natural" I beg to differ!
Something to enjoy while watching Bare-Back Mountain. (May contain Tracy's nuts).
I dread to think what might actually be in these tubs! I...I just had one and think I'm going to be sick! I think it's cumin! Ugh!
Hey! Hey! Don't have on teh gays. That's hate that we could be using on ZanuLabor!
And I thought that Strawberry Cheesecake flavour Haagen Daz was gay Ice Cream. This is camper than a christmas fairy!
Some of your readers may be interested to hear that the BNP are about to be forced to admit non whites. Plus the EDL have been proscribed by Hauptkommandatur.
are you sure it's not just frozen lubricant?
When I were a hippy student layabout (apologies for the redundancy), the University BNP society was told that if they wanted to use University facilities then they had to have an inclusive membership policy.As soon as they complied, the Gay and Lesbian society signed up to the BNP society en masse then voted themselves out of existence.True story, for certain vaguely remembered values of true.
Let then have all the fudge. For that matter they can keep all the quiche too.I want my ice cream tasting of shrimp.
Oh for fucks sake what is happening to the world?Add comment to most posts I read on the net....I am a disillusioned manLook its like this....Yes I am a Christian because I am a no good sinning piece of shit and need to be absolved of my indiscretions and am in no real position to judge anyone....Is it just me or does anyone else feel a yearning for a time when we didn't have political correctness bullshit fucking cuntioligy?
Captain Ranty, didn't Basil Brush say 'boom boom'?Oh I get it! Ooops.
I love this blog but I don't understand the reason for the inclusion of homophobia. Most items are admirable but deriding gays is not interesting or informative in any way. More corruption in politics please.
Anon 8.52I'm sure Mr. Holborn will note the contents of your comment, and will provide a full refund.He may go as far as to giving you directions to Harley Street, where a surgeon will be able to re-insert your sense of humour.However, he may take issue with your comment that "deriding homosexuals (gays) is not interesting or informative in any way".
I thought the target market for 'Ben&Jerrys' was fat tarts in council housing.'Chubby Hubby'Beer covered kebab and sweaty nuts.or 'Slapper'Smells like fish but tastes like Hotdogs.
SO17: Oh no you didn't!Bloody hell, the mere imagining of those flavours makes me want to hurl my guinness in the bin.Okay. No.My guinness is staying where the hell it is. How can council tarts afford Ben& Jerry's anyway. Don't they just freeze their um.. drippings lol
Is this gay friendly ice-cream, or, is this homophobic ice-cream. You decide.
Anon 08:52Come on dears, i'm a big jewish dyke and even I find this hilarious.It will never beat "Phish Food" ;-)flavour in my opinion.
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