Friday, 11 September 2009

Caption Contest


Following the announcement today that we are all Peadophiles until the State decides we are not.....do your worst

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is she single?

Anonymous said...

'mum, I'm not so sure about this one'

Anonymous said...

This ones fucked, either by the Head or by my policies

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

"Have you one like this, but in 'boy'?"

psessub said...

I don't mean to make a fuss but, have you got one in white?

Harman_Pride said...

Freedom of speech has its limits. For example, it does NOT mean freedom to shout "fire" in a crowded theatre!

Your blog post is gratuitously offensive and defamatory and therefore ILLEGAL.

You have 24 hours to take it down and replace it with a full apology to the Prime Minister, or I will report you to the Police.

libertyscott said...

Get your hands off me, you already have your hands on half of my future income.

Old Holborn said...

nah...

apocalypse nowish said...

Can you find some red little slinky thing we can put on so my catch goes better with this tie?

stun said...

Pass me another one. This one's split.

moorlandhunter said...

No. I have not been checked out yet but the country is safe in my hands.

Anonymous said...

How much am I bed?

Anonymous said...

Where da white wimminz at?

George said...

Can I put this on Milliband's expenses

Anonymous said...

This will help the muslim vote.

Fidothedog said...

Mummy that man has an evil eye!

Captain Swing said...

Ahhhhh its the bogey man.

Harman-Pride said...

Tell me Im the best prime minister ever-or the kid gets it.

Ed P said...

Who let in the white trash?

Anonymous said...

That's not a tie, ITS A TONGUE!

Harman_Pride said...

Having reviewed my earlier post, I now accept that I am a complete communist lesbian who has never had a proper job.

Yes Ok. I see it now. My Government is making millions of normal people prove their innocence if they give kids a lift to school, whilst my child-killing Social Services Departments - staffed by people who read my newspaper - hand small brown children to terrorists on the basis of 'diversity'.

I sincerely apologise to all.

The Well is Dry said...

Re: Harman_Pride.

While your at it (ooh er missus), tell the Police about the Gorgons mental state.

Or are you part of the treasonous cover-up aswell?

Freebie said...

And this one will be the new defence minister in my next cabinet.

Anonymous said...

I think it's crapped in my hand.

Anonymous said...

'Oh shit! It's ticking!'

Chris said...

Child on the Right: "Meh, had better."

~ or ~

Gordo: "Ek'nome? Tha's a luvlae name. And wudnae be thi furst I've wrecked nither..."

Usukh Dikh said...

"... I'd like this one battered please "


" I'll fasttrack this one to Head of Diversity madam "


" So... um ...uhghr ... you look old enough to vote... let Super Man Flash Gordon help you and your family put an 'X' on these voting cards... yes right here to qualify for citizenship... "


Baby thinks " oooo, that big ugly pasty glasseye face is making me feel sick... please don't drool on me... "

Lucky for you, I'm not here all week!

Anonymous said...

They blow up so fast, don't they!

Anonymous said...

Now that uncle Gary can't play anymore, "Do you want to be in my gang"?

Anonymous said...

Can I borrow it for Mandy He's fresh out of Brazilians.

Anonymous said...

"ehhhhh, eerrrrrr, how much is this one for 1 hour?"

Henry Crun said...

Are you sure this one belongs to Madonna?

Anonymous said...

Oh look a rocking horse, can I borrow your nappy?

Billy Blofeld said...

I'm normally a receiver, but with kids I'm more of a giver.

Nearly Headless Nick said...

I'll take this one - can you gift wrap her?

Anonymous said...

"Can I borrow this for a while before my CRB comes through?"

SO17 said...

'Fucking hell its Gordon.
Oh well there goes the neighbourhood'

Wat Dabney said...

"Of course, the good thing about having sex with an eight year old girl is that, when you turn her over, she's like an eight year old boy.

Griblett said...

See, I can shove it up whilst it's still soft and then, when it gets hard, just listen to her ribs crack.

Fidothedog said...

Look I can get you a good price for this child off an Arab slave trader....

Anonymous said...

" How much for the little one ? "

Anonymous said...

"I asked for Aisha, AISHA no Alysha!"

Anonymous said...

..... and we all thought the incidents of child abuse at Little Ted's Nursery were the first..

Move away from that child - NOW!

Toby said...

This is a nice chubby little one, he will certainly do the business thrashing around in the middle of the ocean with a shark hook strapped to his back, I might even bag a Great White !!

screamingmad said...

Nice as a starter, but what's for the main?

Anonymous said...

How much for this one ?

barbedwireblues said...

You can have this fucker back, it just shit itself.

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