Is she single?
'mum, I'm not so sure about this one'
This ones fucked, either by the Head or by my policies
"Have you one like this, but in 'boy'?"
I don't mean to make a fuss but, have you got one in white?
Freedom of speech has its limits. For example, it does NOT mean freedom to shout "fire" in a crowded theatre!Your blog post is gratuitously offensive and defamatory and therefore ILLEGAL.You have 24 hours to take it down and replace it with a full apology to the Prime Minister, or I will report you to the Police.
Get your hands off me, you already have your hands on half of my future income.
Can you find some red little slinky thing we can put on so my catch goes better with this tie?
Pass me another one. This one's split.
No. I have not been checked out yet but the country is safe in my hands.
How much am I bed?
Where da white wimminz at?
Can I put this on Milliband's expenses
This will help the muslim vote.
Mummy that man has an evil eye!
Ahhhhh its the bogey man.
Tell me Im the best prime minister ever-or the kid gets it.
Who let in the white trash?
That's not a tie, ITS A TONGUE!
Having reviewed my earlier post, I now accept that I am a complete communist lesbian who has never had a proper job.Yes Ok. I see it now. My Government is making millions of normal people prove their innocence if they give kids a lift to school, whilst my child-killing Social Services Departments - staffed by people who read my newspaper - hand small brown children to terrorists on the basis of 'diversity'.I sincerely apologise to all.
Re: Harman_Pride.While your at it (ooh er missus), tell the Police about the Gorgons mental state. Or are you part of the treasonous cover-up aswell?
And this one will be the new defence minister in my next cabinet.
I think it's crapped in my hand.
'Oh shit! It's ticking!'
Child on the Right: "Meh, had better."~ or ~Gordo: "Ek'nome? Tha's a luvlae name. And wudnae be thi furst I've wrecked nither..."
"... I'd like this one battered please "" I'll fasttrack this one to Head of Diversity madam "" So... um ...uhghr ... you look old enough to vote... let Super Man Flash Gordon help you and your family put an 'X' on these voting cards... yes right here to qualify for citizenship... "Baby thinks " oooo, that big ugly pasty glasseye face is making me feel sick... please don't drool on me... "Lucky for you, I'm not here all week!
They blow up so fast, don't they!
Now that uncle Gary can't play anymore, "Do you want to be in my gang"?
Can I borrow it for Mandy He's fresh out of Brazilians.
"ehhhhh, eerrrrrr, how much is this one for 1 hour?"
Are you sure this one belongs to Madonna?
Oh look a rocking horse, can I borrow your nappy?
I'm normally a receiver, but with kids I'm more of a giver.
I'll take this one - can you gift wrap her?
"Can I borrow this for a while before my CRB comes through?"
'Fucking hell its Gordon.Oh well there goes the neighbourhood'
"Of course, the good thing about having sex with an eight year old girl is that, when you turn her over, she's like an eight year old boy.
See, I can shove it up whilst it's still soft and then, when it gets hard, just listen to her ribs crack.
Look I can get you a good price for this child off an Arab slave trader....
" How much for the little one ? "
"I asked for Aisha, AISHA no Alysha!"
..... and we all thought the incidents of child abuse at Little Ted's Nursery were the first..Move away from that child - NOW!
This is a nice chubby little one, he will certainly do the business thrashing around in the middle of the ocean with a shark hook strapped to his back, I might even bag a Great White !!
Nice as a starter, but what's for the main?
How much for this one ?
You can have this fucker back, it just shit itself.
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