Monday, 7 September 2009

Bangladeshi Trench Foot/ Cnute Syndrome

Dinner is served! Yes, please, thank you Sir!

Bangladesh, apart from being the 7th most populated country on the planet and the second most corrupt has a problem. Apparently.

They get flooded every year because they build their houses right, no RIGHT on the very edge of the sea and when the monsoon whips up a wave more than a foot high, it's wailing and nashing of teeth time as loved ones provide protein for the Bay of Bengal. This has been going for for centuries. Bangladesh's highest mountain is 19 inches high by the way. And a thousand miles from the "coast". It is basically the Goodwin Sands without the nightlife. Lashed by waves all bastard year.

Now I am sitting watching Oxfam (represented by Felicty Fabian-Blair) and BBC's Winston Al-Abu O' Murphy Mc'Umbeke telling me it's my fucking fault for owning an iPod and I should pay all of my future wages to New Labour instead of simply telling the thick bastards in Bangladesh to put HIGHER stilts on their sheds if they are going to live in the sea.

I hope sea levels rise by 30 metres.

Bastards

17 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

This reminds me of a Jimmy Carr comment about a 'charidee' advert.

'Little Umma has to walk 15 miles a day to fetch water for her family. I couldn't help wondering, why don't they just fucking move closer.'

Anonymous said...

Demographics don't lie. If Bangladeshis were having such a hard time, there wouldn't be so many of them.

Every Bangladeshi who has died from flooding this year, has already been replaced. If Bangladeshis stopped breeding right this moment, they would still have bred enough replacements last year to cover every single dothead who dies in floods over the next twenty years.

Bangladeshis ain't an endangered species. Tell me again why their problems are my fault. In fact, tell me why their problems are my business.

subrosa said...

With you on this one. Definitely.

Anonymous said...

Bigger, stronger stilts would definitely appear to solve the problem.

Anna Raccoon said...

Vintage Old Holborn.......one for 'the combined thoughts of'........

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Is there anyone still living in Bangladesh? I thought they were all living next to me in Bethnal Green. If the sea level does rise by 30 metres as you desire then the rest of them will move here.

Anonymous said...

Didn't that fat oaf Prescott preside over a project to build loads of new houses in a flood plain?
Urban11

Sir Henry Morgan said...

The tart is a good looker though - I'd give her one.

I lie - I'd give her both. Full load.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

The tart is a good looker though - I'd give her one.

I lie - I'd give her both. Full load.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Bollux - dont know how that happened.

Angry Frank said...

Didn't Blue Peter have a whip-round for these cunts a while back? I'm not shelling out any more money as all they seem to do is breed and demand more help because they can't feed their ever increasing numbers. I'm with you OH, time to chuck more CO2 in to the atmosphere, lets raise the sea level and drown the fucks.

Anonymous said...

One of the first things George W Bush did, was to scrap the Kyoto protocol. If I remember correctly, and it sounds cheap, I think it would cost the US$ 20 Billion per year for next 100 years.

Instead of Bangladesh being under water by 2100. It would go three years later.

On another note, it recently came to light that it will cost china $400 Billion EVERY FUCKING YEAR by 2010 to meet carbon emissions.

Also according to the FT: “Rich countries must get ready to provide some $100bn a year by 2030 TO HELP DEVELOPING NATIONS tackle climate change, G20 finance ministers meeting in London are to be told.”

Fuckem, bastards.

Atheist Ranter said...

Re anon at 13:26...
Also according to the FT: “Rich countries must get ready to provide some $100bn a year by 2030 TO HELP DEVELOPING NATIONS tackle climate change, G20 finance ministers meeting in London are to be told.”

We're ruled by complete fucking fuckwits. Do they really believe this shit? I mean REALLY believe it? Surely it's just a job, them shuffling numbers and platitudes around all day then flinging it at us like shit from a monkey's arse...

Anonymous said...

I would pay for swimming lessons.

Apart from that, they can sod off.

stevie said...

Too many politicians paying too many number shufflers to come up with too many figures to justify stealing our money in the form of tax. And hows money gonna help? Are we gonna pay God to come down and give the planet a bit of a spring clean?

Cunts

Rogerborg said...

Incidentally, the only thing that India and Pakistan agree on is that they both hate Bangladesh.

Anonymous said...

your right about bangladeshis. What is it about these people that makes them such uncivilised savages and brainless monkeys?
At least pakistanis and Indians are for the most part civilised altho sikhs are undeniably the toilet cleaners of India. Anyway back to the bangladeshis. They burnt their bridges with west pakistan and when the undoubted floods come in on these damned wretched ungrateful people they will have no choice but to run to India and bihar. The biharis of course whom they committed genocide and ethnic cleansing against when part of pakistan and post the 1971 war of "liberation". More like war of treachoury what gets me is 300,000 of these traitourous low level vermin and scum, mutinied from the pakistani army and even with 50,000 indians pretending to be mukhti bahini they were beaten comprehensively and driven into india by the west pakistani army. The pakistani army than held east pakistan for 9 months whilst they waited for traitors Bhutto and Mujib to make political peace. It didnt happen and instead Bhutto and Mujib made a conspiratorial pact that east pakistan could go to Mujib and the west to Bhutto and they would keep power via their dynasties. This has come to pass nearly 40 years later, Bhuttos son in law is in power in west pakistan and Mujibs daughter sheikh hasina (doesnt Hasina mean BO in hindi?) rules bangladesh. Both have plundered their respective nations. With the east pakistani army starnded bhutto forced them to surrender to the indians to enact his vision.
Now these bangladeshis dont even have clean water and soon the bastards will be forced to run to india when the floods come in and will be made indians again. Silly bastards shouldnt have joined pakistan in the first place.

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