Monday, 10 August 2009

Open Season On Chipmunks


It was just a gang of anti-social kids, nothing to do with the general contempt that both myself and the Labour Party are held

Hazel Blears

So thats a fail on two accounts then Hazel.

After twelve years of successful social policies, 'kids' are going around tooled up to slash tyres and smash windscreens of anybody just parked in the street

OR

They really do hate you

OR

A bit of both, never mind Hazel give them all a couple of grand and send them on a gap year.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seeing that she's said she noticed a group of 'kids' around as she left the car I would suggest it was a targeted personal attack. After all, she's a fairly conspicuous figure.

Either way bad marks for her & bad marks for Labour anti social prevention policies.

Anonymous said...

I just saw that on Sky News. Cheered me up no end I can tell you....

Anonymous said...

I think this sort of thing should be repeated up and down the country. We've an unelected leader of the country swaning about on luxury yachts in Corfu with his mates - what sort of country is this???

Blind Pugh said...

I hope she's in the car the next time they attack it and they lock the doors and set fire to the greedy grasping immoral cunt.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Do you think we will have the first one swinging from a lampost by the end of August or will we have to wait until September?

If the evil snot goblin doesn't call an election as soon as he can, he'll end up being the second prime minister to be shot.


wf: coxsoca - boot up the arse?

Mick said...

it's normal for Salford - the kids probably had no idea who she was.

TheBigYin said...

"the kids probably had no idea who she was."

I agree Mick but I'll remind them, shall I.

She's a CUPID STUNT!

PMSL, Just saw the word verification = CARLET.

Anonymous said...

That's interesting, but I doubt Hazel would see it as an indictment of Labour social policy, because she knows what the poor kids really think:

"I'm poor and marginalised by society, but because of social injustice, I lack the education to direct my anger at the bourgeois conservative Establishment that keeps me down. I know! I'll do a bit of crime. Think I'll start by smashing that car up!"

Anonymous said...

Splendid, much more effective than a protest!

Demonstrations should be nice and personal. Forget marches and big crowds, a handful of people outside a Througher's house can get the message across much more forcefully.
They can't hide behind an establishment, it's them and us, in person.

VotR said...

Rocking the boat has turned into running a little flat. Tyre.

And she tried to drive away even with four slashed wheels, just to add to the embarrassment. Hazel's sense of judgement is as spot on as ever.

Anonymous said...

Although I realise it's only a little prick in the big scheme of things I just saw in the Telegraph that that other little prick, John Bercow is agreeing that we should fund MPs childcare. Can you fucking believe it? That cunt was elected Speaker as a reformer of MPs expenses. First of all he duns us for £20K to tart up his house/flat & now it's MPs childcare. Fucking hanging is too good for the lot of them!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6000345/MPs-planning-to-use-taxpayers-money-to-pay-for-childcare.html

bofl said...

i always thought that the glorious 12th was the start of the open season on chipmunks?

got to admire those salford scallys for getting in quick!

Anonymous said...

yer I'm with anon @ 16:13 on that one, should have dragged the fucker out and lynched her, and the bloody rest of them....

Reforming speaker, my arse.

Big hand to those "antisocial kids" over in Salford though, credit where credit's due!

Mitch said...

Made me smile all day .Poor old deluded chipmunk she knows as we all do this was a message.
As for trying to drive away with 4 flat tires that is pure gordonomics.

Stupid,useless,bint!

caesars wife said...

just shows you , when labour voters start rumbeling what they have done , its a bit extreme but i am glad its comming home .

also Uks only wind turbine manufacturer employess have chained themselves to mandelsons gate asking the pertanent question "why is the goverment supporting banks but not future green energy jobs"

Speaking of banks why are they hammering those on low incomes with extorniate charges , surely not using the poor to ready for sell off or buy up , oh well govt doing nothing is better than taxation is suppose .

jailhouselawyer said...

Not a chipmunk...but a puffycat

Mandy Fat Cat or kindly pussycat?

Ball Bag said...

That spunk ridden rust bucket will probably claim for the damages on her expenses

Joe Public said...

But if she didn't actually see the perpetrator(s), how does she know it was 'teenagers with nothing to do on a hot day'?

Anonymous said...

After the joys of hearing about Hazel's little motoring problems, here's another piece of good news.According to an article in one of the computing mags, Fat Jacky's plans to monitor our web browsing are a load of crap & technically unfeasible.

http://management.silicon.com/itpro/0,39024675,39478064,00.htm

Fuck you Jacky, you fat useless cunt.

Anonymous said...

Looks as though the person who took the video of Hazel in her wrecked car, just took the video & kept on rolling down the road - no stopping or offers of help. Priceless!

black hole sunset said...

Stupid slag.

Joe Public said...

The Torygraph reports a witness as stating that GMP sent police vans (plural) to investigate.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6003836/Hazel-Blearss-car-smashed-up-while-she-speaks-to-voters.html

"They came back and the front window was damaged and the tyres had been slashed. They tried to drive off, but they were going nowhere. Next thing, police vans turned up."

Is that normal procedure after a report of kids (Chipmunk's allegation) vandalism, or is someone receiving preferential treatment?

The Paragnostic said...

It's Salford - even the police vans have to go around in pairs ;o)

Stupid ginger bint.

Anonymous said...

After trying to drive off she stopped on double yellow lines. If that had been any of us, when the Police arrived they would have given us a parking ticket.

This looks like a effective way of getting the cunts to take notice. Cheerful and uplifting viewing for once. She looked scared of whoever was taking the video as she cowered in her car. Good.

mikey said...

Off topic entirely but in my defence this blog is a place to vent splean...I notice in today's news that taxpayers are having their wallets dipped to the tune of £1m a year to protect the disgusting piece of shit, bitch in the Baby P case. Teachers, it appears, are putting state pupils off Oxbridge because of "reluctance to promote elitsm" Get me a gun, get me a huge fucking gun and let me loose...I have had such a gutful of the pointless cunts that appear to range far and wide in this country creating a world of utter, utter fucking lunacy...

Anonymous said...

all four tyres wasnt it?

Anyways what goes around comes around Hazel for you and Labours greed and contempt for the people of Salford and Britain as a whole.

No Hazel you fail and our government fail but you succeed in destroying Britain

Anonymous said...

I suppose this lot will spend a million quid trying to trace the
culprits and award them an ASBO?
Don't worry though,in Gordon Browns equality of mediocraty, we can just cough up for some more taxes.

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