Friday, 21 August 2009

and cough please Lord Mandleson..

St Mary's is a general acute hospital that diagnoses and treats a range of adult and paediatric conditions. The Jefferiss Wing is an internationally renowned centre of excellence for the diagnosis, treatment and care of people with sexual health problems, including sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV and AIDS.


Let it be AIDS, please.

21 comments:

Catosays said...

The Times says it's for a benign condition of the prostate.

That means they're sewing his arse up.

Stop Common Purpose said...

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool ill?

Oh dear, what a pity, how sad.

Stop Common Purpose said...

UPDATE (from Guido): This is going around:

“How typical of the NHS to identify the only non-malignant part of Mandelson and remove it.”

Ball Bag said...

A prolapsed ring piece no doubt? I fucking hope so, and I hope it fucking hurts the twat like mad

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

No bum fun for a while for him.

Custard said...

A bit of MRSA would be only fair.

Anonymous said...

If only OH, if only - although Aids patients can have quite long lives these days with the correct treatment.
It was announced as 'benign' prostrate trouble - please oh please may their diagnosis be incorrect.

Andrew said...

Stop Common Purpose: that's an old one, orginally said by Evelyn Waugh about Randolph Churchill.

It was prostate trouble that prompted Harold Macmillan to resign (or gave him an excuse to). Not much chance of High Chancellor Mandy retiring on similar grounds, alas.

JD said...

Nothing trivial, I hope. JD

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Anonymous said...

Let's hope they don't have to go in via his belly.

It would be like opening up a chicken Kieve.

Lt Ogilvie said...

Does he now have the right to be repatriated on compassionate grounds back to Cuntland or Shitonya.

WV remin! How apt

Ariadne said...

Please let it be .........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MR5JVm0_KQ

Anonymous said...

bit too bloody convenient isn't it?

Gets to gob off about the wunnerful NHS 'n all.

Media event pure and simple I suspect.

Where is Harold Shipman when you actually need him?

Tom said...

If there hasn't already been one - I'd bet there'll be a press event where quantities of piss from the Holy Cow will be distributed to all attendees and a toast proposed...

Henry Crun said...

Let it not be AIDS...we'll be paying for Little Lord Fondleboys retrovirals for evermore.

Wyrdtimes said...

That makes him a dribbling idiot as well as a drivelling one...

Anonymous said...

Nothing Too Trivial I hope

Bastard

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Any truth in the rumour that he was in to get Gordon removed from his arse?

Anonymous said...

Yes ,Mr Prostate , I believe we will be able to remove the malignant mandelbum from you.

microdave said...

They gave him an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole rejected him!

(Adapted from an old Monty Python sketch)

mister_choos said...

He's maybe getting a plastic arsehole fitted like the one Joanna Lumley (allegedly) had fitted when hers got worn out from too much backdoor action

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