Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Yours for $397


There's money in Global Warming. 90 pages of SHITE for just $397

28 comments:

Stop Common Purpose said...

Stern Rebuke: Global-warming insurance is a bad buy

caesars wife said...

Whilst this report is a distraction , ime not so sure about being scepticle about deforestation or pollution .

I would probebly get some stick but I think man made pollution (as well as huge natural disters) is meaning we have to have a lower global population .

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I don't give a fuck about global warming, global cooling, saving the whale, ban the bomb, banning fox hunting or anything similar.

I give a fuck about putting food on the table and looking after my family.

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

Mr Nesbitt
As a Jock it seems that the rest of us will be putting food upon your table as fucking usual.
I have a cunning plan
We feed you hoons on the waste from Jockland Nuclear power plants and then use you all as eco friendly light bulbs or warheads for our missiles thereby saving a fortune by not buying Trident.

Fausty said...

Global bollocks.

Read Heaven and Earth by Ian Plimer.

If I were less measured, I would blaspheme:

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts

But I'm not, so I won't.

CryBaby said...

Global warming is a money-making scam put together by some fat cigar-smoking motherfuckers.

100% Complete nonsense broken down into chapters of bullshit. Don't believe the hype!

Anonymous said...

And this fatuous oaf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8161650.stm

Someone who's never run a business, never had anything to do with anything high-tech, and presumably sets off Geiger counters with his nuts assuming that his children are really his and not just created in some grotesque Labour spin farm, telling us that

"Massive changes in technology have allowed the possibility of people linking up around the world,"

No. Fucking. Shit. Well, thanks you one-eyed retard, that's £146K pa well spent, (plus the rest).

You can't deal with environmental problems through the existing institutions," he told the conference.

I agree with this. Until he, and all the other Quislings are hanging limply from lampposts, and we get back to the business of making money and wealth, we are monumentally fucked.

It won't bother the Prime Mentalist and his wee family until they are held to account for the disastrous state they've created.

I really don't care if you voted Labour in 1997 because 'we needed a change', or 'Mr Blair looked nice', or 'the Tories had sleaze pasted all over them'. Scoundrels, the lot of you. Don't you come whining to me about how you're not going to vote Labour this time. All this amounts to is: 'I only stuck my knob a little into his arse'.

JD said...

Global warming is hogwash - see my blog www.okgetreal.com for the evidence! JD

Wesley Groves said...

Do you suggest we burn the book O'H?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Beast and others, why not brush off that chip on the shoulder and quit whining like a bitch and do something about it? Why have the English allowed their country to turn into the arsehole of europe, if not the world. A country where you can't even fly your own flag without it being classed as racist. A country where pretend plod demand your name and address. A country where the council snoop and spy on citizens? A country that pisses on the indigenous people in favour of cunts who can't even speak English?

Claim your country back, be proud of England. You bunch of fucking whining pussies!

And before any cunt starts, I'm British first, Scottish second. I'm half English. I don't give a toss about Scottish 'independence' and I don't hate the English.

But for fuck sake, get a grip of yourselves before it's too late.

Harri said...

And there you have it in a nutshell?


Rab C. Nesbitt said...
Beast and others, why not brush off that chip on the shoulder and quit whining like a bitch and do something about it? Why have the English allowed their country to turn into the arsehole of europe, if not the world. A country where you can't even fly your own flag without it being classed as racist. A country where pretend plod demand your name and address. A country where the council snoop and spy on citizens? A country that pisses on the indigenous people in favour of cunts who can't even speak English?

Claim your country back, be proud of England. You bunch of fucking whining pussies!

And before any cunt starts, I'm British first, Scottish second. I'm half English. I don't give a toss about Scottish 'independence' and I don't hate the English.

But for fuck sake, get a grip of yourselves before it's too late.

21 July 2009 19:58

Its easy for folk like us Rab looking in from the outside to see it that way? but you have to have some fucking form of pity here ! its gone way , way past getting a grip ? i am considerably furthyer away than you from the ruins of Great Britain, so while i might appear to be pretty pissed off at what was once Great Britain reduced to not so Great Britain? it still fucking hurts you know.

A close friend of mine was being interviewed by some magazine or other !... he was asked, what makes you happy, he replied ' Little Britain' and what makes you sad... Great Britain he replied.. how the fuck did it come to this ?

Well... How !

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Check this out -

http://tinyurl.com/lugeqe

Anonymous said...

End of empire

The monster is starting eat its young. You were never english,or scottish or british, you were only ever peasants and you aint needed anymore.

Charles Hardwidge said...

In these difficult times we must all strive towards self improvement and look to others from our political class to whom we would aspire. The Labour party has many leading members who are beacons of light to whom we can look up to and admire. We can model ourselves on the fine example they have set confident in fulfilment and admiration. They are Gods chosen people sent into the world to deliver his word on fairness, LGBT rights and equality. I personally have strived to live up to the exceptionally high standard set by Harriet Harman who is undoubtedly the greatest politician of her generation after Gordon Brown. The public really should be grateful and count their blessings. It is a tragedy that a man of principle and good heart such as Damian McBride has been allowed to fall victim to the vicious and ultra cynical right wing blogosphere. Just light Lord Mandelson he shall return ever stronger

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Charlie boy, fuck off back to Guido's site you daft cunt.

spark up said...
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The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

Charles
Even if you are a spoof give it a rest
Its getting boring and you WILL get barred

Mr Nesbitt I take your point, but fuck it I no longer care about this shithole.
The weathers wank, the women are fat sweaty whores etc etc
Most Jocks are OK but.....
Why the fuck did you send us all your special needs children to fill up parliament?
I have worked with poeple with downs syndrome *seriously* who have more common sense than Gordon McMental and his gang.
Apologies to anybody who loves somebody who has that condition.

spark up said...

22:33

dear mr hardwidge,

i would greatly value your opinion as to the suitability of the wild bunch as bridesmaids for lord mandelson's wedding.

yours sincerely

spark up

banned said...

This lot are a bit off message, it's Climate Change now not Global Warming just so that they can include any old percieved variation from the norm, floods, earthquakes, Tsunamis, malaria and, no doubt, pig-plague.

caesars wife said...
"we have to have a lower global population ", great, how about we start with you ?

CryBaby said...

I am loving you Rab! I'm gonna nick those comments and turn them into a poem.

Griblett said...

'Just light Lord Mandelson...'

And watch the cunt explode into space?

Yeah, I can live with that.

caesars wife said...

banned : Climate change will do it , your proposing mitigation .

But to give you a flavour , why is a 3oC temperature rise considered bad ??

please illuminate banned , i know you wont feel embarrased

Anonymous said...

Always some cunt trying to scam a dollar or two off the rest of us! The Global Warming Scam (a.k.a. The Climate Change Scam) is nothing more than a way for those Labour cunts & that one-eyed wanker Brown to adopt a 'holier than thou' attitude & tax us till we squeak based on nothing but a pile of fucking lies. I just hope each & every one of those cunts gets terminal Swine Flu - as they never get their snouts out of the trough I consider they're prime candidates. I promise to attend & dance at each MPs funeral.

I am Sick said...

"I promise to attend & dance at each MPs funeral."

Perhaps we should introduce street parties to celebrate each worthless creeps passing. Party till dawn and then wish them all a rapid entrance into eternal hell.

Works for me.

Newgates Knocker said...

Al Gore is a fat sweaty bastard, who has got fat from peddling a theory as the truth. Why is he being allowed to spout his crap without a balanced argument.

Further to the above comments
England R.I.P
Killed by New Labour and apathy!

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool said...

Thank you for your support, Mr Hardwidge.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Beast, my response to your (perfectly valid) comment can be found at -

http://tinyurl.com/ljncug

Anonymous said...

The English flag flew from an upstairs window the day I read on OH that Imelda Slotgob had 'suspected' Swine Flu. Burial attendences & dancing will be scheduled in as required. Anyone got an update on Slotgob? I imagine it was just an excuse & a plea for a sympathy vote for Miranda as EU President

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