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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

New Kneeling High Jump Record

In view of the silly season, I would like to post a photo just before a recent successful attempt at the kneeling high jump record, in Nice, France


Anonymous,  22 July 2009 at 18:22  

I can't say i blame him. I'd love a sniff of that myself.

Charles_E_Hardwidge,  22 July 2009 at 18:23  

My self on hols...

Sue 22 July 2009 at 18:29  

I kick my dog in the bollocks when he does that to me!

caesars wife,  22 July 2009 at 18:32  

fawkes in disguise ??

Rab C. Nesbitt 22 July 2009 at 18:34  

Reminds me of a programme I watched a few years ago about beastiality. A guy even married his horse.

One scene that sticks in my mind(!) is a couple of middle aged wifies preparing veg in a kitchen. One says to the other, "when did you first have dog sex?" and the other wifie pretty much described the pic on the post.

"It felt good", she said "and I've been doing it ever since".

Whatever floats your boat I suppose!

TheBigYin 22 July 2009 at 18:52  

And they say the dog is man's best friend? One sniff of punanny and man's but a distant memory, bloody turncoats!

Harri,  22 July 2009 at 19:08  

Sue said...
I kick my dog in the bollocks when he does that to me!

22 July 2009 18:29

Yeah of course you do, who are we to argue !

Perhaps its just me! but its worth the risk ?

Anonymous,  22 July 2009 at 20:51  

He may well be checking for drugs.

Captain Ranty 22 July 2009 at 20:54  

I find myself easily persuaded to do a silly week blog, but only because I had a handy non-peecee photo that I had recently taken.

Here is my effort:

Rab C. Nesbitt 22 July 2009 at 21:03  

Labour low life bastards -

Anonymous,  22 July 2009 at 21:07  

Another dog day afternoon.

Aman with Beastly intentions,  23 July 2009 at 00:37  

Fucking old joke but Im going to say it anyway
"She looks a bit "ruff " to me!

banned 23 July 2009 at 06:47  

It's George Foulkes looking for his reward for treason.
Like Sue says, a kick in the bollocks would be good for starters.

Anonymous,  23 July 2009 at 07:22  

Who says the dead tree press is finished? The Sun have got a story about an invasion of killer chipmunks. I'd say that puts them in the lead at the moment.

Man in the Street 23 July 2009 at 09:16  

I see the Muslims, of Leytonstone this time, are behaving barbarically again. Bastards.

Afghanistan Banana Stand,  23 July 2009 at 09:35  

If she's French, she'd enjoy it....

Ooh La La !

Anonymous,  23 July 2009 at 10:27  

All those beach dogs are high on drugs!

This one obviously has a crack addiction.

caesars wife,  23 July 2009 at 13:44  

labour issues norwich north ultimatum , "we have to find those hidden votes"

i think drugs dog wins "customs pleased with recent crack haul"

Anonymous,  23 July 2009 at 16:20  

Listen closely to the accent of this Taliban 'fighter' as he interrogates the US soldier they kidnapped a few weeks ago in Afghanistan :

U.S. Soldier POW in Afghanistan

Bradford or Leeds is my guess. Maybe Rochdale or Oldham, perhaps ?

But don't worry, Islam is a religion of peace remember ?

Having an ever-increasing number of people like this in your midst shouldn't concern you in the least.

It will all work out fine in the end - just as long as you are prepared to accept your state of Dhimmitude...

Harri,  23 July 2009 at 18:11  

Now thats what i call a sniffer dog !

Dam fine training if i may say so ?

Anonymous,  23 July 2009 at 19:11  

Harri said...
Now thats what i call a sniffer dog !

Dam fine training if i may say so ?

23 July 2009 18:11

Bet he enjoyed the course!

Gandhi 24 July 2009 at 14:24  

Nice looking bitch.

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