Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Cuckoo


2 million on the Dole, 3.9 million on "invalidity" (the smart dole), a million illegals. Over 50% of the population dependent on some form of State benefit, 7 million paid directly by the State. 100,000's of asylum seekers, 29,000 professional politicians, 500,000 hairy arsed "students" learning clay pot throwing or Beckham studies.

No wonder I'm knackered. I'm the only one doing any fucking work around here.

Bastards. The government is even training the next clutch of cuckoos at Calais how to use a fucking MOUSE to answer the new come and get it, it's free test.


Don't worry if you don't pass the test the first time that you try it; you can try again when you feel ready. There's no limit to the number of times you can take the test

13 comments:

Nearly Headless Nick said...

I would love to live on State Benefits!
Oh, wait a minute, I do - it's commonly known as the Old Age Pension.

pissing blood said...

"Britain is a country where people of many different cultures and faiths live. What brings British people together is that they listen to different points of view, they have respect for equal rights and they believe that community is important".

seems no one told the UAF and muzzies

George. said...

I love the fact they have it translated in Welsh, is this in case we get a mass influx of muslim boyo's.

Anonymous said...

This stupidness can't last much longer. It never does.

deeznuts said...

"This stupidness can't last much longer. It never does."

im afraid to say that the only way to make it end is to vote BNP...and im a conservative voter..who wont be voting conservative any more..as dave has had..and still has the biggest open goal in pollitical history, all he has do do is say that he will stop this mess, and he is home clear ....but he just dithers

i think ukip are a joke..quite interested in the libertarian party..but they will never form a government, tho i would love that to happen, so BNP seems to be the only way....but i cant even bring my self to vote for them......how and why the fuck did we let this happen to great britain

Wesley Groves said...

DSS £64 pw. Incapacity £74 pw. Hardly a fortune. Saxe-Coburg-von Augustenberg-von Sonderberg family has a combined wealth greater than the Sultan of Brunei yet the chavs shell out taxes for their fleet of Rolls Royces, helicopters, planes. Wake up and smell the coffee.

Anonymous said...

The BNP may won't form a government but votes for them are the only thing that make the cartel sit up and take notice.

They blissfully ignore angry letters to the editor-even chuckle about them, demos mean nothing. What puts the wind up them is people voting BNP. Everything else has been tried.

Joe Public said...

Do existing-resident Test failures get exiled?

Man in the Street said...

Nearly Headless Nick

"I would love to live on State Benefits! Oh, wait a minute, I do - it's commonly known as the Old Age Pension."

Old age pension? Fuck that, it's the biggest state-sanctioned Ponzi scheme in history. Even the trusted wanker Bernard Madoff knew that, he chose his own scheme. UK plc is doing the same as Madoff and all around people are bleating "but I paid in ...".

Yeah, think about it suckers!

The only person who can provide for you in old age is you. What is so difficult to understand?

banned said...

3.9 million on "invalidity" is the big number but who put them there ? Both Labour and Tories did so to hide the unemployed rump of the Industrial Working Class. Pay them a bit more Free Money to keep them happy but don't need to pretend to retrain them, just sit back while they die off.
But they didn't die off, they breeded which is why we are now bedevilled with 3rd generation workshy chavscum cunts who all know their rights but not their responsibilities.

Wesley, agreed £74 is not a fortune but together with free rent and multiple child benefits it's a handy top up to the income derived from shoplifting, prostitution ( of The Misses and perhaps the kids ), drug dealing and handling stolen goods.

That mouse guide is a bit rubbish, at graphic #3 I thought someone had stabbed his hand.

Anonymous said...

"Don't worry if you don't pass the test the first time that you try it; you can try again when you feel ready. There's no limit to the number of times you can take the test"

Knowing the cretins in government, you can probably get anyone to do the test for you.

Anonymous said...

The how to use a mouse guide isn't in Somali braille, you fucking racists

Anonymous said...

How did we let it happen to Britain?

3.9 million on "invalidity"

and all the long termers on 'courses' and private companies (sitting around doing nothing) just to get people off the register and keep the unemployed figures well massaged

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