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Wednesday, 15 July 2009

£100,000 needed to nail Jacqui Smith


I am a member of the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics and we have decided to nail the bitch Jacqui Smith for being a complete cunt.


Any contribution you might be able to make would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to bother you if you have already donated to the campaign. You can donate via PayPal through the link above (click on the picture). If we can successfully prosecute the former Home Secretary this would be a major step toward cleaning up Westminster and proving to our law makers that they are not above the law.


So put YOUR fucking hands in your pocket for a change, instead of Darling and let's teach the fuckers a lesson. Do it. Do something. Put the fear of fucking 60,000,000 of us into the 646 bastards who run every minutae of our lives for their own bastard benefit.
UPDATE: It's looking good


19 Comments:

Man in the Street 15 July 2009 18:22  

Have donated, an excellent cause. Nail the two-faced troughing bitch.

Rab C. Nesbitt 15 July 2009 18:26  

Will post at mines. Let's spread the word far and wide.

Guthrum 15 July 2009 18:59  

Will post on mine and contribute

Anonymous,  15 July 2009 19:01  

What happened to all the citizens' arrests you were going to make?

I was always under the impression that 100k was loose change at Farqueham Hall.

Sell a few more windmills son.

All these initiatives. there's a new one every day, and yet.............


You are Gorgon McBroon and I claim my £5 rebate.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs 15 July 2009 19:04  

I have donated! Be brilliant to see the smug cow get her comeuppance.

Old Holborn 15 July 2009 19:08  

Anon,

Have the courage. Donate a pound. I think you can afford it. Then you too will have done something

G.O.T. 15 July 2009 19:45  

Donation is already on the way and, as a fellow member of Sunlight Centre for Open Politics, I will also be doing a post asking for donations.

Bring it on!

James 15 July 2009 20:03  

Done.

Can we bring back the death penalty ?

Wesley Groves 15 July 2009 20:04  

Get over to the Torygraph the Barclay Bros will back any fringe mo'fo.

Moose Fat,  15 July 2009 21:42  

It would be nice to see her get the good news in the dock, but more satisfying to me would be to round these fuckers up and have them all lined up in stocks on live TV, whereby you could shove shit in their faces or in Jack Boots case ejaculate en mass all over her?

Ampers 15 July 2009 22:05  

I may be a 70 year old pensioner but I have donated £20. Anyone working who also donates £20 is a bastard! If I were working I'd put in £50 or maybe even a hundred. If I were rich, I'd match Guido's five grand!

banned 16 July 2009 05:11  

I assumed they'd killed Christopher Galley, good for him, donating after this post.

Anonymous,  16 July 2009 06:17  

Donation on the way.Please keep us updated.
Urban11

BlogTart,  16 July 2009 08:05  

Good luck with this. Now that the law belongs to THEM you'll need it.

Anonymous,  16 July 2009 10:25  

She doesn't need a nail. A stake through the heart is better.
Urban11

Pugwash,  17 July 2009 15:56  

A complete waste of time and money. She will have the best lawyers (@ taxpayers expense), and will tie any prosecution team up for years to come.

A win-win for the Lawyers.

Have we learnt nothing?

Sugar Tits,  18 July 2009 22:03  

Give it a go anyway, pugwash. For the lulz.

Anonymous,  27 April 2010 19:06  

Whatever happened with this can we have our money back?

Anonymous,  28 October 2011 13:44  

Oh! You mean nailher that way and not the way dear Dicky did not when watching TV in her second home. Or was it the first?

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