Thursday, 18 June 2009

What The Fucking Fuck?


Seems it's not just Planning Laws that Pikeys have special privileges in.

Never mind if you need to see a doctor or a dentist, you just aren't "ethnic" enough, even if you are a black lesbian muslim you have to let the pikey in first, even if they have no appointment. Even if the doctor or dentist have no space left in their appointments, the walk in pikey comes first.

And gets longer.

I think it's time we all registered as fucking pikeys!

The Penguin

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Strange, that. I always thought that 'travellers' deliberately chose the freedom of the road to get away from the rat race and all that it entailed. Do they pay NI? I don't now (retd), but I tried to get an appointment at the Health Centre yesterday and they said 'we have one free in two weeks'.
DZ

George said...

It took me three fucking years to get an NHS dentist when I moved to a different part of England, and even then it costs me a fucking fortune every time I go. Free at the point of entry NHS...Bollocks.

CryBaby said...

if this isn't another example of trying to cause social unrest, (along with the MPs gag order this morning) I dont know what is.

Paul said...

If they like the gypsies and travellers so much why don't we make MPs live among a few thousand of them? Without any police/security protection.

That'll learn the bastards.

We still have another 12 months of this.

VotR said...

I'll have to digup some weeds along the roadside outside the doctors. And sell them to waiting patients in the surgery reception to look authentic, when I give it a go.

And get the gypsy stare right and intimidating silence, followed by the obligatory curse on patients families that stare back. Best pick a NHS walk-in centre just to look even more kosher so I get treated like a first class citizen. Thanks HarmMan, and your far left loony lesbian majority-hater think tanks in the NHS. Well, that's who I blame.

Catosays said...

There was a 'pikey' camp at Tintinhull near Yeovil some years back: it may still be there for all I know.
It was that bad that the old Bill..who were pretty piss-poor anyway, wouldn't go in there unless they were mob-handed.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

They even get special treatment in the big house. I wrote a post on it a few weeks ago. Fuck knows how to link to it in a comment. It'll probably bore you anyway...

Anonymous said...

Jesus Fucking Wept !!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8106590.stm

Newgates Knocker said...

I wonder why under labour, equality never actually means equality. It always has some twisted social engineering agenda to it that pisses off everyone else.
O/T many thanks to Geek for advice, picking your brains here, but does anyone know or have heard of a keyboard with lower case letters.

The Penguin said...

Seems they've had enough in Belfast!

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

"A child from a Traveller family must be admitted to the school of preference unless the school is full in that year group. If that school has reached its PAN (admission numbers), an alternative place will be offered and parents advised of their right of appeal. A home-school liaison officer within the Race Equality and Diversity Service may be able to give further advice to families seeking school places."

What may not be apparent to the casual reader is that this 'must' requirement takes priority over other criteria for admission - the list was re-written to avoid people realizing that a 'rule zero' condition applied.

This booklet is available in:

Bengali, Cantonese Chinese (traditional script), Latvian, Polish, Portuguese, Tagalog, and Urdu. And English, of a sort.

"XXXX Admissions Team is committed to helping black, minority ethnic, Gypsy and Traveller parents apply for school places and to ensuring that their children have equal access and opportunity to educational provision."

Some children are more equal than others.

Anonymous said...

Are these people under cover BNP operatives? It must be great to be more or less exempt NI and tax yet not have to bother with making appointments- they are for the people who fund things.

The salaries and pensions of the people who came up with this idea won't be being paid for by "travellers".

Anonymous said...

Meetings will be taking place and the attendees will be sitting round, scratching their heads and wondering why the BNP are making progress. The country is like a giant mad house. Still it's another nail in Nu Labour's coffin.

Anonymous said...

How do I register as a pikey, and do I get to keep my house?

Ivor Bigot said...

It's that special brand of British hand-wringing apologistic socialism that we seem to do so well.

Is there anywhere else on the planet where this sort of lunacy is even contemplated, let alone tolerated? I'm serious here, I would genuinely like to know.

IB

Chris said...

Establishing scapegoats to take the fall for the Powers That Be when it all goes tits up? Classic Righteous distraction technique: fuck it all up;set up a fall guy to take the blame; run away...

It won't be the tosser who Ok'ed this decision who gets their caravan torched by the mobs...

Anonymous said...

Well, obviously non-taxpaying, benefit scrounging pikeys have more 'rights' that the law-abiding taxpayer in Gordon's upside down 'through the looking glass' world. I know who I'll be voting for come the GE. After OH's post on Monday with a link to Ken Clarke's views on the Lisbon treaty I emailed David Cameron asking was that view the Tory view? Have I had an answer? Have I heck! So presumably the Tory party actually intend to do very little about Lisbon..... Sold out to the NWO? Whatever the reason, they won't be getting my vote. So I'll vote for what currently seems to be the most honest Party in UK politics - the 'party that dare not speak its name' the BNP. And the Lib/Lab/Con wonder why?

Fausty said...

Can gypsies vote? How many voting age 'travellers' are there in the UK? Can they be of any nationality or ethnicity?

Imagine: the perfect voter block - can move to any marginal seat at the drop of a daisy and the residents will be powerless to remove them. Bribed with services and a blind eye from the police.

microdave said...

@ Rab, you can right click on the title, and select "copy link location" Then paste it in like below.

http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2009/05/pikey-prison-food.html

There's a more professional way which was quoted in a blog comment recently, but it's way over my head:

"How to insert a link in a blog comment"
-----------------------------------------------------

When writing a comment with a link in it, it's easier to compose it in Notepad or TextEdit and
paste it into the comment form.

Here is a sample link that will open the Times page carrying Peter Brookes's daily cartoon.
The words 'The cartoon is here.' will appear in blue and underlined on the comment page
when the comment has been put up.

The cartoon is here.

Note that there is one space between A and HREF but no other spaces in the main command.
The visible text ('The cartoon ...') may include any spaces and ordinary punctuation that you like.

To turn this link into one of your choice, replace the URL for the page with the desired one.
The URL must begin http:// and it must be enclosed in double quotes.

Then replace the visible text with a word or phrase of your choice. Note that this command
doesn't produce spaces either side of the visible text, so you should leave a space before
and after it.

Anonymous said...

They're trying to get them on the database is all. The longer appointments are for all the questions they'll be asked. New Labour can't bear the Hard To Reach.

Anonymous said...

Labour try to hide this sort of activity behind euphemisms/ slogans that at first sight would appeal to most people. "The part of fairness for all". Then they implement policies that are anything but fair.

microdave said...

OOOP's - Like I said this is way over my head. There is supposed to be a line showing exactly what you have to insert, but of course it's doing its job and all you see is the blue "Link"

Try this post which explains it: http://beginnersguide.blogspot.com/2006/07/insert-clickable-link-in-your-blog.html

The Economic Voice said...

There'll be a queue of them from across the EU with another excuse to get into the UK.

w/v - nouzzi (wish I had an Uzi)

Anna Raccoon said...

How do I register as a pikey, and do I get to keep my house?

********************

Very simple answer for you Anonymous - get to be a pikey MP - then you can keep two houses........!

Ray Nerslane said...

Newgates Knocker said...

"I wonder why under labour, equality never actually means equality. It always has some twisted social engineering agenda to it that pisses off everyone else."

Sums it up perfectly. Those who contribute least get preferential treatment. Fucking great.

It's becoming a cliche, but I think these people genuinely don't understand why so many ordinary people are now reaching the limit of their patience and voting BNP.

They're about to find out.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago a bonfire society in an area plagued by 'travellers' burned a caravan on bonfire night.

The caravan's number plate was P1 KEY.

The organisers narrowly escaped prosecution for a 'hate crime'.

Anonymous said...

Love the travelling community, they got the guts to turn round and tell peps to shuv the system.

ranter said...

How do I register as a pikey, and do I get to keep my house?

Down here in Staolehurst, Weald of kent, the place is chock full of the crooked bastards! What they do is buy a small piece of land (and despite the concern there's no shortage of greedy landowners who sell it to the scum) tell the utility companies you're building a stable, get hooked up to power and water, then move a mobile home on, then landscape the area, then register a retrospective planning application for THREE mobile homes aka caravans and say you want these for your two children when they get older. Claim that you need to be settled for your family as Mummy Pikey is 'disabled' as are the two inbred kiddy pikeys BUT that you still need to roam the country thieving - sorry - trading horses, which is part of your 'CULTURE'. So you want the best of both world, two bites of the cherry and guess what? yes! it is all approved! If you own a house and want to build a fucking porch on it around here - you've got it, every hoop and jump is provided by your Parish Council and Maidstone Borough Council. To be fair, it is the same across the country and the Planning Inspectors are in Bristol, and their procedures were set up by that fat pikey cunt Prescott!

So in answer to your question Anonymous - tha's how!

Maturecheese said...

You are a bit of a hypocrite because if I came on here saying that the Pakis were doing this or that I would be called a racist twat where as you saying Pikey,another so called racist term, is OK. Oh the double standards.

Cue the inevitable abuse.

The Penguin said...

I hate thieving Pakis like Shahid Malik just as much as I hate thieving Pikeys. Is that clear enough? Racist my fucking arse, we're all the same human race. Apart from the Millipedes, who are from another galaxy.

The Penguin

woman on a raft said...

@Maturecheese

It's not about race, since they aren't a race, it's about giving welfare benefits to one pet group.

If the entire piece was about the preferential treatment for, say, saxophone players or vicars, and them being able to go to the top of a treament list and not comply with the normal requirements, the argument would be exactly the same.

It doesn't matter what one thinks of any of these groups; they aren't special and they certainly should not be receiving preferrential treatment, particularly to the extent that it makes every penniless sax player and hedge-preacher turn up and start saying "it's me rights, innit".

There is one possible exception to this: the armed forces. However, if soldiers are not entitled to go to the top of the treatment list and walk in to any surgery, any time, and be at the front of the queue, then for sure no other group is entitled to it.

Great Big Billygoat Gruff said...

Ray Nerslane said...

Equality for all

Doublespeak

Orwell never really went away.

wv = SLAVI

Couldn't make it up

JPT said...

No wonder people smash their fucking windows!

bofl-too lazy to sign in! said...

i wonder how many more people are joining the bnp today?

i do not have anything against 'travellers'. i have never met one....

so i will not judge them. are they any worse than tax dodging +stealing mps?

however this sort of crap is, i think, designed to stir up hatred.by all those nasty little commie shits........

when the shit finally hits the fan i know who i would rather see swinging in the breeze.

what's it going to take?


i just love the way the bbc are reporting on iraq.....

do any socialist own a mirror?

Anonymous said...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/B-PIKEY-JUST-NICK-IT-FUNNY-T-SHIRT-MEDIUM_W0QQitemZ130312458226QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Clothes?hash=item1e573a4ff2&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1683|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

Anonymous said...

I dropped a bollock the other day... I work for a printer, and from time to time we get pikey fuckers turning up wanting to buy used aluminium printing plates from us. The boss asked me to nip through to the workshop and ask the printer if we had any to give him. Not really knowing how to describe our visitor, I said 'there's one of those... fucking gyppo's here about the used plates...' not realising that the cunt had slipped around to the side entrance and was standing right behind me. He said he'd never been so insulted in his life (fucking what?) and started banging on about hate speech and that he could have me up in court. I told him that my abuse was intended purely affectionately and in a knockabout manner. Two weeks later and the cunt hasn't been back to fuck the windows yet... The thing that really boils my piss though is that this is the same fucker who came with his mates one morning and nicked a load of machinery from our site. We caught the fuckers on CCTV, passed it on to the police but because we didn't get the numberplate they did precisely fuck all. And I'll bet that the cunts didn't enter a tax return when they weighed in our equipment (or indeed the plates...).

microdave said...

Anon @14:55 Thanks to "travellers" And their thieving ways I found out recently that I can't even take a couple of sacks of old drinks cans, and used cooking foil to my local scrap metal dealer without them demanding Photo ID!!!!

If they want to travel why don't they do it in Ireland. It's part of the EU so they should be entitled to the same benefits......shouldn't they?

Thud said...

A dab of tarmac and red diesel should provide the aroma of pikeyness to anybody wishing to que jump.

Roger Thornhill said...

@microdave, "If they want to travel why don't they do it in Ireland."

Ireland is not chock full of self-loathing traitorous Fabians, that is why.

Anonymous said...

It will never happen but can you imagine the reaction of this shit government if the majority of presently law abiding tax payers decided that they to wanted to become travellers. All that tax and NI no longer available or almost impossible to collect. A mad max sort of anarchy throughout society. No Money for expenses or social engineering.

Anonymous said...

If they like the gypsies and travellers so much why don't we make MPs live among a few thousand of them?"
I have a better idea why not let these thieving scum live near the MP's if they like them so much. As for the printer what about the kid who got a job in Moss Side in a greengrocers shop? Afte a little bit of training he was left in charge while the boss did the books in the back of the shop. A black guy about 7 foot tall walked into the shop and said to the kid that he wanted half a cabbage. the kid said we don't sell half cabbages. Then it got nasty with the black guy threatening the kid. The kid said wait a minute I will ask the boss he went into the back of the shop and said to his gaffer there is a 7foot nigger demanding a half a cabbage he turned around and the black guy was stood there, he said and this black gentleman wants the other half.

Kaygee said...

I know how to solve the Pikey problem. All I need is a mortar section and a couple of crates of White Phosphorous shells.

Old Bag said...

excuse me, but what the fuckity fuck? pikeys chose to live there lives that way!..if they want to see a doctor then they should pay taxes like the rest of us!..no taxes, no doctor..simple as. and if they dont like it, tough fucking shit..go fuck yourselves, you bunch of sponging cunts.

Jess The Dog said...

Hmm....what about the Armed Forces and waiting lists? No preferential treatment when you and yours are moved around the country by Her Majesty...

Anonymous said...

The plod wont go into the camp at tintinhull. They have to get the boys down from bristol to do it cos the local ones are afraid of gettin their houses burnt down.I fuckin hate this litter strewn chav-infested fuck awful country now.Labour have damn near destroyed it for me.Time for a bloody revolution - or - emigration.

microdave said...

@ Roger Thornhill - I'm sure I read that the Irish government has been making life very difficult for them as well. So they've taken the easy option and come over here.

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