Thursday, 18 June 2009

The Way It Is - by Stanislav


This yappy, jumped-up, obnoxious leprachaun is what's wrong, he should be in the house of commons, the fucking moron, good for fuck all apart from sacking people, fucked-up terminal five and despite his huge business acumen has, like all the other arseholes, failed to foresee or protect his company from the recession, which, even though we are not really in, we are coming out of with flags flying, only not the BA ones, the useless, mouthy little prick.



At least Michael O'Looney of Air Begorrah doesn't come out with any Walshshit about how the workers should miss their mortgage payments to help him maintain a shred of credibility as a manager. No, beJasus, the fuck we will, it's committed we are, so it is, to cheap flights and even cheaper wages and if anyone asks me for a rise it'll be me boot up their arses, so it will. Air Begorrah is dedicated, by the holy fuckin' Jesus, Mary and Joseph, to running the cheapest, most shoestring business operation in the history of Mammon, so we are. Pile 'em high an crash 'em in flames, that's our motto. Walsh ? he's a gabshite, and I wouldn't give him a job as an airstewardess, not that we have any, so we don't.



Immune to criticism, a stranger to humility, Walsh is, like the banking mafia, emblematic of managerial I-know-best Britain, NewLabour plc, just as long as his Goodwin isn't affected, that's the main thing. Let's hope some pissed-off, hard pressed employee punches him very hard in the mouth.



Ishmael Stanislav

15 comments:

Chris said...

From your lips to the ears of the Gods. He has a face you could just batter for hours.

Staff work; and in return you pay them. If the thick little Mick can't even get that right then he should fvck off back to herding tubers on his ancestral potato patch and let someone who understands the big aul floiyin' micheens do the job.

Gormless hoon.

Man in the Street said...

The most nauseating thing is that after he gets kicked out of BA he'll get another job paying ludicrous lucre and carry on regardless. What a cretin.

No reward for failure!

CryBaby said...

MITS agreed, its a case of who you know when getting the highest paid jobs. That's why they know fuck all.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Well said.

He's full of Business Models I'll bet. Listen up Phekkwitz when you've lived on an until recently pastoral piece of the Black Pig's poop deck don't think you're not under pirate law.

Ney Me 'Arties Ye've NO!!!!! We BBe Bback, AARRGGHH!!!!

It's like back in 97 when you couldn't get all you wanted from a US store when presenting your green backs. (Rememeber rice and chapati flour rationing?)Business Model broken? Hell no. The pirates have stopped buggering the prisoners and are back on deck.

Wake up and get off the pirate ship or The Mandlebrot Set will be about you and make you pay for the empty Magnum .357 cartridges they'll hammer into your foreskin!!!

Heads Up!!!!!! Ouch!

Constantly Furious said...
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Constantly Furious said...

Stanislav, don't give up your day job.

Anonymous said...

Off topic, but this is for Old Holborn. Prepare to get very angry at the state of the country:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193830/Pictured-The-pensioners-battered-pulp-men-clipping-cars-wing-mirror.html

caesars wife said...

QT panel Ed vaziey once worked a month without pay , must have been in the Repaerbaun .

are bounuses payable on performance or share price ??

Lancastrian Oik said...

Cunt. Cunt. Hatefu,l Irish, jumped-up, know-all, little, smug shithead-who-you'd-like-to-kick-his-fucking-head-in-all-day-at-school CUNT.

Dick the Prick said...

He's a good lad

Anonymous said...

Fair enough Willy Walsh working for a month without pay if he wants to. However, he earns a colossal salary each month so therefore should have savings to fall back on, he is also getting vast amounts into his pension fund every month, gets an annual bonus & probably is getting free shares as well. The people he is asking to give up a month's money earn much, much less than him, I doubt they have the benefit of free shares & they need their money each month just to live. And perhaps BA wouldn't be in such a bad financial state if he hadn't completely fucked up T5 & lost the company a lot of customers?

Anonymous said...

I take my hat off to him. Why?

If he *made* them work for no-pay to 'save' the company that would be HIS responsibility. Some might say that is part of his job after all - to take the shit from time to time. but noooo. willie's much smarter than that....

If he *asks* them to do it ( from the righteous position of having 'suffered' himself by working without pay ) and the cheeky money-grabbing oinks many ladders, let alone rungs beneath him refuse ... well... he's practically forced to announce redundancies .. its NOT his fault is it? Cant be! I mean, he gave them a chance to do their bit and they threw it back at him. What more can the poor man do?
A cunning stunt if ever there was.

Anonymous said...

Give him a good kick in the C**t would be better.

Anonymous said...

Welcome the the Islamic republic of West Yorkshire Anon 00:57

caesars wife said...

re my post 1:16 i meant ed davy , dont ask i could barely type at the time

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