I wouldn't let any in! how about a campaign to ban them from all shops and pubs how ironic if they couldn't spend their wages now they cant use expenses.
Well, at least one shopkeeper is willing to demonstrate that s/he knows only too well what a thieving pack of cunts they are & that they can't be trusted to keep their grubby little paws off other peoples' property.
MPs should be barred from pubs because of the smoking ban.
That shopkeeper is naive. If he lets two of the cunts in one will distract him while the other plunders his goods. If I had a shop I wouldn't let any of the bastards in, or any Police, the Judiciary, Civil Service or any other cunting bureaucrat, fake charity worker, quango employee, consultant, Government sub contractor, member of the Lords, Councillors, Bishops, dole fiddlers or any other cunt I could think of. I'd probably go bankrupt fairly quickly as all that lot are the only ones with any money to spend. Money the cunts have nicked off us. Still, it would be satisfying while it lasted.
Seeing as no claim is too small for these thieving bastards . . .I agree!
benefits cheats , were closing in !
They don't even need to enter the shop to steal his cash. The bastards have perfected theft by distance.
I'm amazed a cunting MP hasn't nick that sign yet.
hilarious! The typical shopkeeper misuse of punctuation. Is that what you're laughing at?Mps. Cunts.
Yeah, I could do it. That's the way I was brought up.Trouble is, a few people who can't or won't, will put paid to the ideal. What then?
Wrong blog post!
I've been thinking about the arrest plan. I wonder if we could get them to come to us and then arrest them. It might be easier. Quite a few of them are probably into dogging (wasn't one caught in the woods at Swindon Services and pretended he was looking for Badgers?). There is probably some sort of dogging contact board that MP's use (only people with Volvos allowed, that sort of thing). If we could tempt one of them out I am quite prepared to buy a blow up doll and pretend to be shagging it in a layby somewhere. Then, when the unwary MP approaches to watch the spectacle a few others could jump out and arrest him. I'd like to see the bastard claim he was looking for Badgers under those circumstances. Not a bad plan eh?
Check this out for a laugh. http://www.noleaderbutgordon.blogspot.com
Phil :While noble, your plan to catch an MP dogging needs a more sophisticated approach.Suggest if you bought a male blow-up dolly, and proceeded to give it one up the chutney locker while parked in the lay-by, you'd attract a larger Parliamentary audience.
The notice beneath reads: "Full body cavity search on leaving mandatory. Please do not ask for credit or expense allowance as refusals may offend."
was the sign outside the expenses office of mr speaker on a friday !!you know those rush ques can be dangerous !!
Anonymous,I believe there is a factory in Japan which makes male dolls. Inflatable Arse Bandits of Fukiyama or something similar, the dolls are oriental in appearance. The thought of grappling with the pneumatic equivelant of Benny Hill's Chinaman in a lonely layby is unappealing but sacrifices have to be made in pursuit of these miscreants. A note of caution. We may well attract several hundred MP's with such a plan and could be overwhelmed should they all emerge from the undergrowth to at once. There would need to be a healthy contingent of arrestors in case this happened.
Deluded Twat Alert - no moderation as yet!The Penguin
That noleaderbutgordon site is a hoot - is that you Rab C or the pisstaking OH? I left an appropriate comment.
I've heard that MPs are only allowed to enter Bluewater if accompanied by a hoodie.
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