Sunday, 7 June 2009

Put the Champagne on Ice

It is sounding more and more like the clunking fist, the mean spirited and dour one eyed son the Manse, the great ruiner Gordon is reaching for the revolver and a bottle of whiskey.

Rumours abound that once the EU election results are published tonight, a single shot will ring out from Downing Street.

Let us hope. Put champagne on ice.

26 comments:

Things can only get worse said...

Then a new puppet comes in, leaving us blind to the fact that he or she is a puppet long enough for him or her to do some serious damage.

You won't get any change until you pull out of the EU.

Everything else is a sideshow that could actually make things worse.

Out the Faerie Quene of Kirkcaldy said...

Especially with the arch traitor Lord Fondlebums of Boyes as the power behind the throne.

That slimy reptile sold out to the EU long ago.

Anonymous said...

There is a lot of financial incentive for politcians to be "globalist". Not that that personal financial gain would influence them of course-perish the thought.

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

A single shot?
No thanks

That's far too quick.

I want this buffoon to suffer - we will be, so it's only fair that the Architect of our misery should suffer as well.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Andrew Marr asked him whether he'd use the pearl-handled revolver to shoot his cabinet, and he didn't actually say 'No'.

JuliaM said...

Not so fast....he'll assuredly miss.

Mitch said...

He would miss the target like nulabia always do then lie about aiming at the wall the whole time.

Constantly Furious said...

You can all help to give him a final shove - get down to West Ham Town Hall at 4 o'clock today, and Shout Brown Down.

Let's spoil his "spontaneous" photo-op..

mikey said...

"You can all help to give him a final shove - get down to West Ham Town Hall at 4 o'clock today, and" .......

*pulls Barrett M90 from cabinet*

denverthen said...

ABS: yup. Crucifiction for all of them. Turn the M1 into the Appian Way circa 71BC.

Anonymous said...

OH, what are these rumours and how do they make you think this is anything more than wishful thinking?

spatio said...

You are many things OH, but Mystic Meg isn't one of them.

captainff said...

I love a murder mystery! I reckon it was Balls in the conservatory with the candlestick.. .. ..

CryBaby said...

No chance, and I hope I'm wrong.

Gigits said...

If he does go, and I believe it's looking more and more likely, surely they can't foist another Prime Minister, without an electoral mandate, on us? Can they?

We need a General Election.

Scan said...

Wouldn't that leave Mandelson in charge? Maybe Mandelson has engineered the lot.

Anonymous said...

I wish Brown would just die and put us out of his misery.

Harri said...

So Mc Dooms 'clunking fist', along with his empire has been bought to heel by a 'bitch slap' from Lord Mincer.

Oh, the shame ...the shame!

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

"Crucifiction for all of them. Turn the M1 into the Appian Way circa 71BC."

None of this continental tomfoolery thank you.

The traditional fate of traitors in Britain has been to be hung, drawn and quartered with the head on a pike on London Bridge.

JD said...

The hoons already made treason a non-capital offence, dammit. JD.

Anonymous said...

If there's a single shot to Brown's head, you can be sure it will have been administered by Mandelsnake as dumbass Brown has effectively made him Deputy PM & his successor. Much as I hate Brown, I believe he does have mental health problems & can't help himself at times but Mandelsnake is pure, pure evil just because he can.

K. McEgan said...

Mr Hairy it was the slaves who were cruxified not the rulers. Will Brown use a cyanide capsule also & take Sarah with him?

electro-kevin said...

I'm disappointed that a member of SO19 hasn't done it already. There again - the police ARE on the right side of the pension divide.

Is that why no MP or minister will face charges over expense abuses ?

Man In Black said...

Timi┼čoara! Timi┼čoara!

K. McEgan said...

They (Plod) got away with murdering de Menezes & Tomlinson d'ya think they'd consider slotting Brown?

Old Bag said...

theres no fucking way broon will blow his brains out, he doesnt have any!..still, we can but wish for a nice auto-erotic suicide!.oh the scandal!!..laverlee!!

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