Saturday, 13 June 2009

The one eyed trouser snake's true purpose exposed.


A six foot tall tall long one eyed snake, with the ability to penetrate difficult enemy targets such as democratic institutions like parliament democratic institutions like parliament tunnels by an open back entrance has been revealed.
Controlled by an operative with a laptop, and clad in camouflage trousers, the snake exhibits an impressive ability to become rigid and erect itself as required in order to gain access to otherwise impenetrable areas.
According to AP, the snake is also potentially able to explode on reaching a suitable target, after which it isn’t good for much any more. (That’s a relief then!)

Known by the code name – “The right honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State and and Lord President of the Privy Council and Secretary of State for Business and Secretary of State for Innovation and Skills.

H/T The Register.

7 comments:

JD said...

mandelSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSon then.

VotR said...

Mandy's objectives are clear:

Destroy the pound,
See the Lisbon Treaty ratified in all 'states',
Manipulate Brown,
Step on rivals,
Join the Euro.

Become president of Europe? Obviously the UK is but little fish in his eyes.

Brown is wavering and is a puppet on a stick, which he always has been, let's face it. The other alternative 'leader' at the top is Harm Man, who is intent on killing off anyone who is white and / or male and not working class, despite being the niece of a Countess of Longford. Obviously a lot of inbreeding and craziness going on in that dept. Harman is therefore not an alternative at all.

Which means Labour must be nuked out of politics by the voter. Not through viciousness or nastiness, despite plenty of that being about, but in sheer self defence.

A leadership contest might win Labour some seats, but it's getting past the point of no return if we aren't there already, and will be too little, too late. My heart bleeds. Fuckers.

wisnaeme said...

I've only recently started to take and interest in Blogs and their contents.

But it is comforting to learn that I am not alone in utterly loathing yon Cunt with a capital C Mandelson, "Cuddles" for short.

Years ago in 1998, I was engaged in open war against PFI and I had the opportunity to do a mischief to one bent beezness man, one Geoffrey. He was my MP and as he was Paymaster General of the Treasury in charge of PFI and Bliar's Buddy, I was forever chapping on his door for my questions to be answered to my satisfaction. I got the bum's rush mostly and the commercial confidentiality laws were not helpful either, though ways and means were found to circumvent obstacles like Geoffrey, the state apparatus and the 'special interest' beezness fraternity.

But I was right pissed off with Geoffrey.

I learned through contacts that an author ( a very loose description) was in the process of writing a book, but was sitting on the contents of that book till it suited his purpose.

Anyways, I aquire the necessary information, complete with sources to validate it.

Now the Daily Mail is not my favourite read but the enemy of mine enemy is mine friend, very tempory anyways and so after I wrote a wee letter and was interveiwed, something about a house loan. "Cuddles" and then Geoffrey took a hike. Now the Broon cabal could have been helpful in the avoidance of such an inconvenience to "Cuddles" seeing they were top of the hit parade at that time but there were other inconveniences to consider by team Brown, and Bliar and co were, and still are shite scared of "Cuddles" and his abilities to resurect deid bodies. So promises were made to "Cuddles" that this was only a very tempory set back to his career.

...and all concerned, even close political allies of "Cuddles" gave a collective sigh of relief at the cunt's tempory departure.

There is more to it than just a wee house loan but ah'll hold my wheesh on that.

Still it's a comfort to know that when the likes of "Cuddles" crawls to the top of the midden aided by associations to the money men. other folk are shoved aside and trampled on.

...and "Cuddles" will surely meet them and their dislikes on his way down from the stratosphere.

and for that day a feast will be prepared in celebration.
.

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Westminster Goblin said...

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

North Northwester said...

I notice the Israeli snake robot is, well, anatomically Jewish.

Bet it phones its programmer every Friday night as well.
Good snake.

osama bling-laden and the rappers of mass destruction said...

speaking, circumspectly, of which, did anyone ever get to the bottom of how the emails that brought down McBride and Draper came to be in the public domain?

why those emails in particular?

it would appear that lord M had the most to gain. events since then, and mandy's own recent comments on the matter, only reinforce the suspicion that McBride and Draper were the victim of a "surgical strike".

who had/has access to their private email system that would want to assist mandy in this way?

i'm thinking along the lines of a foreign intelligence service (no, not that one, the smaller one, yes, that's it - well done).

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