Tuesday, 2 June 2009

+++Jacqui Smith to resign++++

Developing

24 comments:

The Penguin said...

She shouldn't be allowed to resign, she should be sacked. Then prosecuted, found guilty, and rendered down for bio-diesel.

The Penguin

killemallletgodsortemout said...

She should throw herself in the Thames, the slut-bitch.

Catosays said...

No, I want to throw her in the Thames with a very lrge weight thereon.

The Basa said...

Why are you three above letting the fucker off so lightly?

Daniel1979 said...

Good riddance

CryBaby said...

She's only leaving the Cabinet. Her constituents need to make sure she doesn't stand as an MP let alone get paid whilst she does that "stands down" bollocks.

Custard said...

I want her tarred and feathered.


And then strapped inside Big Ben. Forever.

Dungeekin said...

It puts a very song in my heart!

This one, specifically.

'Hoon, Smith and Darling'

Their snouts in the trough,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
They've claimed for too much,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
Their scheming and lies, are no big surprise any more,
'Cause we've heard it before,

And though Gordon spins
Hoon, Smith and Darling
He'll have to give in,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
And do what is right, get rid of these troughers somehow,
He must do it right now,

Their spin, their lies, showed they'd waved all their ethics goodbye,
Claimed for every little thing,
But they're out of the door, and good riddance because…

The country is pissed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
These twats won't be missed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
So let's make a start,
And once we've got rid of this three,
Fix the country.

Their spin, their lies, showed they'd waved all their ethics goodbye,
Claimed for every little thing,
But they're out of the door, and good riddance because…

The country is pissed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
These twats won't be missed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
This three must stand down,
And Gordon should too,
We're aching to vote,
And get rid of this crew,

So let's make a start,
And once we've got rid of this three,
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Hoon, Smith and Darling
Hoon, Smith and Darling

Dungeekin
(with apologies to Doris Day)

Scrobs... said...

Al Beeb was saying that she asked to step down two months ago!

Dithering idiot McBr-UK-Ruin didn't know then that he was going to get both barrels from The Telegrout.

Once a loser, always a loser in his case. In her's - oblivion hopefully.

Chris said...

wonder if she'll keep her police protection.

Rightwinggit said...

Good.

Now fuck off, you thieving traitorous country-ruining useless ugly fat slagpig.

And die soon, slowly, hopefully in prison.

D P Dance said...

Is she falling on her husband's sword!

(different) Chris said...

...but she'll retain all troughing privileges until the election.

Betcha.

Scan said...

FUCKING DELICIOUS!

Anonymous said...

As she's no longer a Minister (or won't be after the next couple of days) does this mean that we, the taxpayers are going to save £40k p.a. for her porn loving house husband's salary?

Kill them all said...

"It is understood Ms Smith, the first woman home secretary, intends to defend her Redditch seat at the next election." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079205.stm

Fucking unspeakable cuntwitch won't actually leave the parliamentary trough until dragged away in handcuffs

Atheist Ranter said...

I bet the fat ugly bastard will be given some sort of golden handshake 'for services rendered', same as that devious twat speaker got over £1 million for his pension from our taxes.

A big blender in a rose fertiliser factory would not only save money but would actually make some - (quite a lot from round her fat arse and hips). I would like to watch it slowly working up from her back paws...

Markbaldy said...

Fucking hypocritical corrupt ugly slapper - good riddance and take your ID cards with you and stick them up your fat arse !
If I had my way, she wouldn't get ANY job after leaving office... well maybe licking dog shit off the pavement would suit her credentials!!!

mmm said...

Fat Jacqui enjoys a safe parliamentary majority of 2,716.
Ha Ha Ha!

VotR said...

Happiest news all year, so far.

Even better news would be scrapping the ID Card Nazism. Getting a passport was a gauntlet in itself, I can do without another run to prove who I am. I only want to give my fingerprints over if I've been caught in the act, and so far the bastards haven't brought me down yet. You'll never take me alive, coppers.

Any Leader But Gordon said...

more good news

Grinningsadist said...

Notwithstanding the fact that she should have been sacked outright, forced to stand down as an MP, compelled to issue a televised public apology and then shot, I've come over all giddy...

curly15 said...

I guess I'm not the first to wish her a fond farewell then?

beness said...

Will be nice when Thursday turns into another bad day for the government.They still don't have a clue about the real world and aided and cheerleeded by the BBC they will not get the picture until votes start coming in. Only the votes that come in will not be going their way.

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