Friday, 12 June 2009

I want to be called Loretta

I see Harriet is up to her old tricks again. She is going to ban white only membership of the BNP.

Yup, you read correctly. She is going to make the BNP multicultural. By law.

I am no fan of the BNP as readers here will know, but it is a legitimate Political Party with elected representatives and a million voters who understand perfectly that members of ethnic minorities are not welcome.

Not good enough for Harriet. Laws must be made to FORCE people to do things she disagrees with.

So Harriet, I am going to join the Black Sisters of Brixton Group and you are going to make it happen. I am going to join the Muslim Parliament and you are going to make it happen. Hell, I think I am also going to join the blacks only section of Unite and you are going to make it happen. And just for good luck, I am going to join the Black Labour Party. Try and stop me, you twat.

If you do, I am going to move into your shed and call myself Loretta. It is my RIGHT to have babies.

You fucking idiot.
UPDATE: I would like suggestions of other exclusive groups that I will now be able to join thanks to Harriet. I will list them here. Suggestions in the comments. And I really will join them too! Let's have some fun!


Constantly Furious said...

Get your sorry white ass down to Thornton Heath leisure centre in Croydon. The Council there runs "Muslim only" swimming sessions at between 4.45pm and 6.45pm on a Sunday.

Dive in!

Jon said...

How about these for starters

UK Catholic Bishops concave
UK Privy Council
Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Mothers Against Guns

Constantly Furious said...

Send some of your more - ahem - personal photos to Asian Babes magazine.

Anonymous said...

Battle for Britain blogspot
carries a list of non-white organizations on his site.
As a member,and activist,of the BNP,I would like to see the membership criteria changed. For 2 reasons,firstly a person cannot chose the colour of their skin,and secondly,I believe this is our achilles heel,and prevents many from supporting or joining the party. It is the only real stick they have to beat us with,and,it'll probably be the excuse/reason they will ban the party. I would draw the line at muslims,because I do not consider islam to be a religion,more of a cult-like legal and political system,hiding behind the beard of a religion.
P.S. I'm sure I'm not the only member to hold these views.

captainff said...

National Black Police Association (will they discriminate against you for you not being a police officer)?

Constantly Furious said...

Shag Danielle Lloyd, even though you're not a Premiership footballer.

VotR said...

Harm Man's tinkering with the law is going to end in tears for everyone and destroy what's left of British culture. Which is already of tiny puddle of piss.

Law's shouldn't be messed with by career minded MPs in a thinly disguised popularity contest for leadership. The majority of the UK's population is being shat on by Harriet and, she really should be put in a Parliamentary dungeon office and never seen again for her own good and the sake of a stable UK.

All she is achieving is giving the BNP seats in Parliament by spouting hate speech of her own to the majority of the people who are going to respond in a way akin to the EU elections last week.

And she doesn't even see what's coming. I would almost be pleased at the response if things weren't so tragic.

JD said...

I would have thought that even to anyone with only half a brain that Islam is not a religion.
Still, don't let this stop you 'diving in' at Thornton Heath pool. If you do it in swimming 'V' costume there should be no problem. JD.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

As regulars here know, I'm a BNPer.

Harridan - bring it on. Boosts to our vote are always welcome.

Stupid cow can't see a can of worms without reaching for the tin-opener.

Anonymous said...

Student union politics comes to Westminster again. Surprised the BNP haven't been banned outright yet.

Paul said...

Loretta Holborn?!

Whatever floats your boat.

What about some of the gay organisations?

Old Holborn said...

Once I've joined all of them, I'm going to join the Polish Plumbers Assoc.

I neither, but hey...don't oppress me!

bofl-too lazy to sign in! said...

how can they swim wearing burkhas' ?

Harman will go to prison said...

labour violate the united nations 1994 indigenous (British) peoples act

Article 7 of the United Nations Draft Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples 1994

Indigenous peoples have the collective and individual right not to be subjected to ethnocide and cultural genocide, including prevention of and redress for:

(a) Any action which has the aim or effect of depriving them of their integrity as distinct peoples, or of their cultural values or ethnic identities;

(b) Any action which has the aim or effect of dispossessing them of their lands, territories or resources;

(c) Any form of population transfer which has the aim or effect of violating or undermining any of their rights;

(d) Any form of assimilation or integration by other cultures or ways of life imposed on them by legislative, administrative or other measures;

(e) Any form of propaganda directed against them

"The genetic evidence shows that three quarters of our ancestors came to this corner of Europe as hunter-gatherers, between 15,000 and 7,500 years ago, after the melting of the ice caps but before the land broke away from the mainland and divided into islands."

You're paying for it! said...

BNP are racist because...

A) They have an all-white membership,

B) They address issues concerning white people.

According to this definition the following are also racist:

Black people's mental health association
Black and Asian therapists online
National BME mental health network
Federation of Black housing organizations
The Black Londoners forum
The Black Police association
Positive action in Housing,Asian modelling service
Society of Black lawyers,London
Society of Asian lawyers,London
Ethnic media Group
Al-Nisa Muslim Women’s Group
Al-Nur Muslim Women’s Association
Antrim Chinese Community Association
Barnardos Chinese Lay Health Project
Chinese Welfare Association
The Windsor Fellowship
Sponsors for Educational opportunity,(SEO)London
Link Net Mentoring
Suga fix media arts
Sussex Black police Association
The National Black Writers and Artist Association
Black students Association
UK Black teachers Association
Black UK online
Ashiana Housing Association Ltd.
UK Asian business directory
Asian People's Disability alliance
Asian arts agency
Black Enterprise awards
AIM magazine
Natwest Bank (Asian Entrepreneurs Unit)
Asian Voice
Black womens rape action Project,BWRAP,London
The Drum,African,asian arts venue,Birmingham
Black training and enterprise group
UK Black Pride
Ethnic Minority Foundation,London
Oshwal Elderly Welfare Association,Surrey
Ethnic Minority and Black Regional Action for Community Empowerment (EMBRACE),Birmingham
MENTER,Regional network for Black / Minority Ethnic (BME) voluntary organisations
Black and Minority Ethnic Elders Group,Scotland
Latin American elderly project,London
Latin American golden years day centre
Naz project London,Sexual health & AIDS prevention(NPL)
The Black Fundraisers Network,London
Black Arts Alliance,Manchester
Southall Black sisters,Middlesex
Black student union
Dudley Black regeneration council
Black Professional events,events planners
Black Health Agency,Manchester
National Association for the advancement of Black people,
African Caribbean Development agency (ACDA)
African caribbean education and training services (ACETS)
Amaani Tallawah mental health support services,Nottingham
APNA arts,Nottingham
Asian day centre,Nottingham
Broxtowe African Caribbean Elders group
BUILD Nottingham Mentor project
Calabash supplementory school
Afrik-African International Network,Nottingham
Asian mens group
Somerset Black development agency (SBDA)
Black families education support group,Bath & somerset

Most of the above can be found on the CRE website, yet there isn't a single link to any white/British/English sites. So much for 'racial equality' eh?

and this is just a TINY number of groups most of whom are BIG tax eaters.

Norton Folgate said...

So Harman is going to force the BNP to change a rule that could possibly increase their membership?


Anonymous said...

If you were a lawyer you could join the black lawyers association and help prosecute the BNP for their exclusivity. Same if you were a policeman you could join the black and asian police grouping.

Anonymous said...

What about the Gay Nigger Association of America

I'm neither gay nor a nigger nor American but I don't think that should stop me.

Dave said...

Harriet Harmon is the BNP's best asset inside the Labour party. This
was suggested the day after a million stood behind the BNP last

"If an individual challenges and they maintain a practice not
employing any visible minority people, there is no doubt that like any
employer who has such practices, they can be sued," said employment
barrister and chair of the Society of Black Lawyers, Peter Herbert.

Check out the irony of the above quote in the last paragraph.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to enroll as a pupil in the sixth form of Roedean School for the Daughters of the Nobility.

Close But No Cigar said...

For starters, I'd like to see Harriet arse fucked on live TV by a line up of 20 stone Rasta nightclub bouncers

jailhouselawyer said...

Here is an interesting story about being denied freedom of expression to call Osama Bin Laden a pig.

Muslim prisoners are revolting

And it carries on here...

Dear Osama Bin Laden...

Dizzy Thinks has picked up the story, and the links to the posts shows it is being looked at in Europe and the USA.

The latest news is that the Sun is going to run a piece on it.

I have already received info from inside that the newspaper has been republished and redistributed but there is no mention that the article was pulled or the reasons for it.

The Penguin said...

But watch out for those teeth if you want her spit-roasted!

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Black Association of Women Step Out

Association of Black Engineers

Black Business Association

Black Police Association

Leeds Black Elders Association
Greater Manchester Police Black and Asian Police Association.

Leeds Black Elders Association

The National Black Nurses Association

Black and Ethnic Minority Groups and Association BLD Black Lawyers Directory

Leeds Black Elders Association
The Association of Black Social Workers and Allied Professions

Black Welsh Mountain Sheep Breeders Association. :-)

CryBaby said...

Harpy's opened up a massive can of worms. hehehe

Anonymous said...

I didn't think anyone could show as much stupidity as Gordon Brown.

Harriet Harman is proving she is a real contender to be leader of the Labour party!


electro-kevin said...

I'd vote BNP if it weren't for it being racially exclusive.

Sue said...

There are many exclusive "black only" organisations in this country. I guess they´ll have to open them up to all now or shut them down. I´m sure the Black Policeman´s Association will be happy to disband and the National Council of black Led Organisations will be unquangoed!

I´m sure Hattie has discussed the closures with the black community and they are happy to oblige.

Chalcedon said...

Is she going to ban all 'black' membership of the Black Police Officers association? If not, why not?

Anonymong Coward said...

You could also join the sinisterly named 'The Network' - the black Home Office club, whites can only be affiliate members and have been barred from their beer tent at the Civil Service sports day.

Two hits there, neither black nor a civil servant.

Or there's HODS, the Home Office Disabled club.

Or Spectrum, the Home Office gay club.

Or Agenda, the Home Office TG club.

No HO branch of the Celtic Brotherhood though.

Strange, that.

bofl-too lazy to sign in! said...

keep going hattie.......every day more and more people are joining the bnp.......

im not a racist-but i really hate gingers !

Sue said...

First two pages of search in google for black organisations yielded :

100 Black Men of London
1990 Trust (Blink)
Black Londoners Forum
Black Police Association
Black Training and Enterprise Group
Black Women's Health and Family Support
Black-Jewish Forum
City of London Black Police Association
Hindu Forum of Britain
Afghan Community Organisation of London
Institute of Race Relations
London Black Carers Workers
London Chinese Community Network
London Ethnic Minority Deaf Association
London Health Commission BME communities Forum
Metropolitan Black Police Association
Muslim Association of Britain
Muslim Council of Britain
National Assembly Against Racism
National Council of Black Led Organisations
NAZ Project London
Operation Black Vote
Race on the Agenda
Sikhs in England
Unite Against Fascism
Akina Mama Wa Afrika
Camden Bme Alliance
Community Energy Awareness Programme (camden Council)
Confederation Of Indian Organisations (uk)
Consortium Of Bengali Associations
Council Of Ethnic Minority Voluntary Sector Organisations
Diverse Minds Unit
Evelyn Oldfield Unit
Joint Council For The Welfare Of Immigrants
Latin American Womens Rights Service
London Advice Services Alliance (lasa)
London Civic Forum
Regeneration And Partnership Division
Second Tier Advisers Network
Voluntary Action Camden (vac) Training
BECON (Black Minority Ethnic Community Organisations Network)
Black Mental Health UK
Ale' Douvan - African & Caribbean Dance & Culture Group
Ale' Douvan!
Bishwo Shahitto Kendro
British Urban Film Festival
Chinese Chinese Association
Ewave Designs Studio
Filim Company, The
Filim Education Ltd
Flex FX Productions
Gurdwara Sikh Sangat
Indymedia3 Productions
Kuumba Youth Music CIC
Lotus Arts
Loud Minority
Luv Productions
Nirmul Committee
Nzinga Dance
Reeltime Productions Ltd
Soulfire Theatre
Swadhinata Trust
The People's Palladium
Third Dimension Ministries Of Music Education
Tower Hamlets African & Caribbean Mental Health Organisation (THACMHO)
Udichi Shilpi Gosthi
XStream East Radio

JPT said...

Wow, she's going to bring in legislation that will mean the BNP is officially a non racist party.
So the biggest stick people use to beat them with will be taken away by Labour.
What with the governmanet toying with PR as well things have never looked so good for the BNP!

Anonymous said...

Sussex Black police Association"
Any idea of how many members this organisation has and who is paying for it? Is the society for distressed gentle folk who used to avertise in the Grauniad still going I wouldn't mind joining that one?

ranter said...

I don't know if anyone else has said it BUT Harriet Harman is a CUNT!

SO's Hazel Blears - she has announced an apology for decalring her resignation the evening before the Euro-elections and, having considered it, thinks wearing a badge 'Rocking The Boat' at the same time was in bad taste.

Are they all completely MENTAL????

bofl said...

ranter.......all cunts--

nail on the head........

they are people who have NEVER had an original thought in their entire lives!

all of what they do and preach is mindless regurgitation of some bollocks they read!

apart from that all they want to do is be in the limelight and steal OUR money!

they are both supposed to be qualified lawyers!

ffs! how low is the BAR nowadays?(pun intended)

they are people that LIE FOR A LIVING!
is it any wonder that they are a pair of shitbags?

terry b said...

The BNP can change its rules so that members must "go back where they came from".

N. Griffin said...

I think I've just cum.

Thanks Harriet.

Gigits said...

OH - where is your foetus going to gestate? In a box?!

The Life of Brian - one of the best movies of all time.

caesars wife said...

You are right OH the experiment contiues , they will keep weaking the individual , until they comply to the socialist/marxist construct .

It is always proven to be weak form of government.

This argument that facism always rises when the economy suffers is mis leading , as they are refering to the post 1930 landscape which did not have mass immigration bolted on to it .

A failing of the economy together with labours complete disregard for the need to control and reduce immigration , will lead to more trouble , they still believe that people will forget what the UK used to be like and make the changes happening due to immigration seem normal.

There just is no example of this working . labour are finished as they are still tring to fool everyone "that we are living in paradise" .

Anonymous said...

I suggest you join ACPO and claim to Harriet that you are being discriminated against because you are not head plod.

Anonymous said...

How do they swim in Burkhas? I was in Dubai and they were wearing the full gear in the fucking water park. I shit you not. One of the wearers got most upset when SWMBO's foot got caught in the back of her veil and she nearly drowned the bugger.

H&S Vs equalities.....fight

Anonymous said...

Don't know if anyone has suggested but I am sure the Black only members of the UAF would welcome you.

Anonymous said...

Didn't the Labour party want to have Black/Asian only selection lists for candidates in certain areas?

I think they ditched the idea because the idiots realised it would increase BNP support. Gee, do you think!

But it just shows the utter contempt Labour scum have for the indigenous (opps, not being very PC there) population of these isles.

If Nasty Nick has at last managed to expose the sheer lunacy and double standards of the all-prevailing PC dogma of our times, then he’d at least done something useful.

Great Big Billygoat Gruff said...

Is Guinness racist?

The Penguin said...


The Penguin

defender said...

God I have missed you OH. I have been in hospital since the 5th having emergency operation. came out last evening, and now having a look at the posts.
Back on this topic, I happen to be a half black, jamaican born memberof the BNP for three years. Stood as a councillor once as well.
I am glad to see the principle that Harpshitperson has and is maintaining beginning to swo;;ow her whole.
Dont forget there is the Black and muslim police association and there are quite a few others as well.

Henry North London said...

Your link is broken

WV betatess geddit Betatest

aness said...

Harman was economical with the truth over the gender pay gap.

Anonymous said...

Hope the op went well.
This IS real news to me!
I'm quite keen on the membership being throw open to all (except practicing muslims). The other day there was a post on here regarding a labour activist getting chased off a council estate by a Jamaican BNP supporter.I l nearly laughted my bollocks off! you're not winding us up are you?

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

There was a Sikh BNP member and a Turk
Its all about being BRITISH
not rascism

one-legged lesbian eco-separatists for cultural vibrancy said...

... What about the Gay Nigger Association of America?.

I was wondering when someone would get around to mentioning them.!!

Gigits said...

"I think he said blessed are the Cheesemakers"

Dave H said...

I'm not sure we can rule out the possibility that H.H. is a deep cover BNP mole.

defender said...

Urban, no i am not joking, I show much more on the white side (me Mum) but none the less the accent is as broad and distinct especially when some govt jobs worth pisses me off and get me into full flow

Maturecheese said...

Gigits said...

"I think he said blessed are the Cheesemakers"

Now your talking my language

Anonymous said...

it´s easy when they fucking start complaining send em back?
ABC 123
and the numb nuts what complain alongside shape up or ship out & live in the shithole where the compliants come from!

Old Holborn said...

Interestingly, the German version of the film says

"Blessed are the skiers"

"I think he's refering to all participants of winter sports"

Fucking multicultural, me, innit.

BNP guido refugee said...


as a BNP voter, I'm really interested to find out how you came to the decision to join them.

As I live in a rural area,fellow BNP voters tend to be white, but I can honestly say I would never describe any of them as being racist. To a man I don't think any of us would oppose black/asian/whatever members joining up.

As a mixed race person, what has been your experience of the BNP ?

Tory Poppins said...

Fucking totalitarian BITCH! We need to STOP this NOW! We need a revolution!

Gigits said...

TP: "Fucking totalitarian BITCH! We need to STOP this NOW! We need a revolution!"

Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

caesars wife said...

i think her constituancey area members have been in touch with the dark side , shame really there are more deserving cases for the Gordon chutney treatment , but once you drink from the cup , madness is perhaps not so bad !!

not a racist but... said...

"I think he said blessed are the Cheeseburgers"

captainff said...

Will the Equality Bill have provision for men to join the W.I. ?

Nearly Headless Nick. said...

Looky here and be afraid!
No wonder nearly a MILLION people voted for the BNP.

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