Bit careless! seriously looks painful
Mrs OH took one look and plunged it into the salt cellar, laughing like a banshee.Cunt
Will it be re-attached?
Niiice. Did a similar thing with a new kitchen knife once, attempting to open a wrapped cucumber in a downward stabbing motion - completely missed the cucumber and plunged it into my finger. Ouch.
Araldite may help.
A friend of mine did that in a blender, had to get a bit grafted from somewhere unpleasant... still if you can imagine it, a heavily bandaged middle finger is highly amusing
Stop moaning OH, you're only thumbless not handless. :)
I planed the tip off a finger with the electric planer once.
Tosser (well, not for a while - ha ha)
"Mrs OH took one look and plunged it into the salt cellar, laughing like a banshee."Lovely!Did it hurt? :o)
As good an excuse as any to get totally rat-arsed.
Did you attempt to remove some handcuffs and got it rather wrong?
I had that done to my schmeckle when only 8 days old
I hope your salad wasn't a veggie one...cos it's got some meat in it now...ROFL
More importantly, you seem to be in the process of spilling your wine!"Cut of the top of my thumb"Well you've got another one, stop whinging.
My brother-in-law forgot drill while drawing a machete from it's scabbard and neatly sliced through the tendons of his first and second fingers.His nickname was Churchill until he got it fixed.
ot ---what happened to the Balls story over at Guido's. Suddenly disappeared whilst I had dinner. Ideas?DZ
I'm a trained first aider. Ummm, go to hospital!
Either it was scotch mist or my dinner, but it is back again.DZ
Can I make a practical suggestion?Get some homoeopathic Arnica 6 from the chemist ASAP and keep sucking a couple of pills every half hour for 24 hours.Yes, I know it does not work, I am a retired chemist and know that it is impossible......But me and my family have used it with extraordinary success over the last 50 years.
Result! It nhas finally stopped bleeding andn I showed itmtothe dog. The dog fainted
Would it help if your doctor prayed for you? Get well soon.
I a n ratersrd
Well, you don't need to hitch-hike now, because a) you're already home, and b) because you can't!Tomorrow will be a bastard because it'll sting like crazy, so more Scotch called for - medicinal purposes of course - and on Thursday, the weeping sore will start to stain your corduroy trousers as you stand in line for your MP's expenses.By Friday, you'll begin to feel a new man, but unfortunately, that man will be Ed Balls, so you might as well just finish the job off and start again...On the other hand...if you have one that is...
Poof. At another local Grammar school they would do that to you for having your top button showing. Jesse.
I notice that the red wine didn't take long to appear - industrial quantities, I hope!
I notice that the red wine didn't take long to appearCause and effect. Although i wonder which caused which.... Anyway OH, stop bleating, it's only a flesh wound.
CuntsI'm supposed to be playingbteh Barbican next week, piano concerto in b flat minor.Try that with one thumv missinb
Merely a flesh wound. Remember that, according to Labour, the wine will kill you in seconds.Get your priorities right, OH.
First blog world victim of labour cuts ??
Was that a kosher EU straight salad or a reactionary curly salad?
I didn't know that Barbican ever wrote a piano concerto..
Is that a glass of blood? Or were you just trying to numb the pain, or disinfect the wound?
I stabbed my left forefinger but thankfully I didnt do too much damage,this morning after de stoning an avocadoI would have it looked at though they may be able to do something at the hospital. A&E may be a little less crowded now, Though if you are as ratarsed as you say maybe wait till the morning and Mrs OH can get you there
Ouch! Mrs OH's cure, though unpleasant & painful, is probably correct. My terrier dogs used to fight like &*^%) - horrendous vets' bills. Stopped taking them to the vet & applied hottish water with a handful of salt in it 2 - 3 times a day until the nice clean dry scabs appeared. Luckily, they've now got too old to fight.
Ouch.My dog would having gobbled down the the severed bit before you could say "put it on ic..."Make sure you haven't don't get blood poisoning. Not sure table salt is enough. If dark threads appear under your armpits, it's too late. You're food for worms.
Serves you right for eating salad you great nancy boy. Wouldn't have happened with pie, would it?
Try 'Piano Concerto for Nine Fingers and One Bloody Stump'.If it doesnt exist, make up any old thing and tell them its post-modern or that Handel dictated it from beyond the grave, or it fell through a time warp created in the future by the Large Hadron Collider.There's no need to trouble people with the truth. Nobody in Government does.
"CuntsI'm supposed to be playingbteh Barbican next week, piano concerto in b flat minor.Try that with one thumv missinb"Have you seen that movie "Piano"?A mate once reached under a lawnmower for some reason. He's quite a bloke so didn't cry. But he didn't do it again, yet.ps can you look into a ratings system for comments? Scrobs "on Thursday, the weeping sore will start to stain your corduroy trousers as you stand in line for your MP's expenses." made me wee in a good way.
Just trying for the sympathy vote. You'll have to try harder - some bloke in the news for giving himself a circumcision with a fucking pair of nail clippers, now that gets my vote.The Penguin
Did someone mention PIES?
An extreme way off getti ng rid of fingerprints O'H.
I hope you didn't do it by reaching up to one of your Wind Turbines.....
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