Monday, 8 June 2009

Have Gordon Sectioned

It is actually very easy to have someone sectioned. I thought I would do some investigation.

All you need to do is report the suspected fruitcake to the local assessment team and they send round a couple of men in white coats from the local looney bin. If they decide you are barking, off you go to a soft room for appraisal.

What are we waiting for?

Call South Westminster Mental Health Services (based at GORDON HOSPITAL, yes really!), speak to Tom Colton on Tel: 020 8746 5507 and tell them you suspect there is a madman on the loose. You know the address.

You know you want to.....


Hairy Arsed Bloke said...


We cannot allow the evil snot goblin to use insanity as a defence at his trial.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I think you may be closer to the truth than you realise. He is clearly fucking nuts.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...


CryBaby said...

About a month ago I thought about this and came to a conclusion that Gordon Brown actually needs a dose of Jigsaw.

Our PM should wake up to the words "hello Gordon, I want to play a game, You rule your democratic country against the peoples will, You deliberately ignore their opinions and continue to pursue policies for your own personal and political gain, much to the despair of your people.

I see Gordon that you lack the ability to listen.

Now I urge you to listen carefully Gordon as your life depends on it"

It went on where he has a bear trap strapped to ass and if he didnt pass the test, well, you can imagine what happened next.

Yes, I know I am mentally disturbed!

Anonymous said...

This has been a running gag for a while now. But now, is there anyone in the country except Gordon Brown, Glenis Kinnock and Liam Burne who don't doubt Gordon's sanity?

Jesus the grinning gurning twat is driving _me_ mad...

I've thought the dude was a fucking lunatic for years, it seems everyone else is finally realising. Totally fucking fruitcake. Totally fucking unsuitable to be the man in control of our nuclear deterrent. Just totally fucking unsuitable.

How much do assasins cost? 50 million of us, a quid each should do eh?


K. McEgan said...

One needs an imagination to be insane. Brown is too fucking boring. Just execute the cunt with his secret police goons.

Michael Fowke said...

No nuthouse in the land would take him. He would be a bad influence on the other patients.

K. McEgan said...

Can we swap the Downing St cunt for that North Korean cunt?

Newgates Knocker said...

It's like "one flew over the cuckoos nest" except poor Gordons been labotomised already. He only has the bit left that allows him to spout crap from his mouth and shit from his arse!!

Anonymous said...

OH,the last time you ended a post 'you know you want to....'
I reported our X-Second Home Secretary & Minister for Porn Jacky Spliff to DHSS for Benefit Fraud - much fucking good it did as the fat c**t is still robbing us blind - and doing even less work (if that's possible). I'd suggest a more radical approach for Gordon - a simple asassination - him & Mandelsnake of Boyes as a job lot - where are those fucking terrorists when you need them? They'd be hailed as national heroes.

Harri said...

One flew over the cuckoos nest springs to mind?

Quotes from the film... perfect

"Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."


Mc Doom... "But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that."

" Psychiatrist: Dr. Sanji?
Dr. Sanji: I don't think he's overly psychotic, but, I still think he's quite sick.
Psychiatrist: You think he's dangerous?
Dr. Sanji: Absolutely so." ( perfect)

Nurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed Mc Doom?
Mc Doom: No, I'm not.
[Applause from friends]
Nurse Ratched: You know Mc Doom, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.
Mc Doom: Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that.
Mc Doom: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother.

Nurse... just shut the fuck up Mc Doom, take your pills, and remove your fingers from the door jam, you came, you saw, you tried, and fucking failed... miserably.


Man in the Street said...

Why can't the fucker just shoot himself? Ah, it's tradition and he hates that.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Why do you think Lord Fondlebum of Boy is hanging around with the Mentalist?

Fondlebum has the keys to the Largactyl cabinet; even with maximum doses, the psycho still manages to fuck up anything and everything.

How ANYONE could be boo-ed by our WW2 heroes and still have the gall to be seen in public is a sure sign that the cunt's dosage needs to be upped.

Perhaps Fondlebum might overdose the one-eyed cunt soon?

Old Bag said...

wibble. dolly. dolly. wibble.

Who is insane? said...

Gordoom is not insane,
he is evil but not insane.

He planned to destroy the UK, he will get his rewards from his EU/NWO masters just as Phoney has.

That is not insane, that is what a self serving psuedo communist does.

They were voted in 3 times, they are very clever, they even have you singing their PC self destruction tune for much of the time, as you have been conditioned by them to except your own destruction.

What is moderate you now consider extreme in Labours destructive topsey turvey world of double speech and child indoctrination.

Now who is insane?

Clunking Fist said...

"How ANYONE could be boo-ed by our WW2 heroes and still have the gall to be seen in public is a sure sign that the cunt's dosage needs to be upped."


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