Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Guest posts required from ANY minority party. NOW

I would like to offer a guest post on the OH blog to the LPUK, the BNP, the English Democrats, UKIP, Libertas or any other minority party in tomorrows EU Elections

This is free and in the spirit of change. The Jury Team have had their say here, now I will give you the chance to do the same.

Remember, this site gets around 100,000 visitors a month so if you write shit, expect to suffer for it.

Articles for publication to oldhoborn@gmail.com.

I will not edit or censor any article.

UPDATE: Not one post yet.

50 comments:

Quiet_Man said...

Dashed sporting of you sir.

Dungeekin said...

Given the current opinion polls, shouldn't you be inviting a NuLieBore representative to blog?

Derek Dripper perhaps?

Dungeekin

Anonymous said...

Will you accept one from the Labour party?

I`m sure they`ll be a minority party shortly.

North Northwester said...

UKIP for me. Nation first:then party.
Then nation again.


Then...PARTY!

The All Night Drink 'n' Drugs Party said...

Give us a go at this governing bollocks. Yes, the country would still be in the shit in every way but we will all be so off our tits not one of us will fucking notice.
A great philosopher once wrote:

"And no one seems to know exactly where it is
But thats ok 'cos we're all sorted out for E's and whizz"

Jarvis Cocker

Rave on!

K. McEgan said...

I am the McEgan party for hanging plod. Vote for me!

Paul Halsall said...

How do you know you get 100,000 visitors per month?

Are you sure you are not just mistaking site visits as per Sitemeter?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

No 'l' in the address then. Explains why I didn't get a reply last week then. Doh!

Old Holborn said...

Correct Rab

Cunning eh?

Anonymous said...

OH, never met you. Keep going. Change has arrived and must continue. :-) As I said before anyone from the security service can fuck off and die. Change can take place from the inside?.

Anonymous said...

Paul Hansell, you are a cunt now fuck off.

Red Squirrel said...

I was going to say the British National Party, but I don't think we are a minority party any more!

North Northwester said...

Red Squirrel said...I was going to say the British National Party, but I don't think we are a minority party any more!

Alas - BNP's too Left-wing for me... but there's always tomorrow, as Annie used to sing.


Have fun anyway - I'm sure you will...

Paul Halsall said...

Hmmm.

I don't appreciate being called a cunt by someone to cowardly to use his own name.

I assume I am right about the mix up between "visitors" and "visits" then.

Gigits said...

Paul Halsall: does it really matter?

100,000 is still fucking huge whichever way you look at it!

Anonymous said...

Paul You are A CUNT NOW FUCK OFF.

Paul Halsall said...

Hmmm,

Someone here seems to dislike women!

Anonymous said...

Paul If your DICK IS BIG ENOUGH GO PLAY WITH IT

Paul Halsall said...

ROTFLMAO

Chrysippus said...

Anyone know about 'The Roman Party. Ave!' which is standing in the South East? Apparently they only have one candidate, one Jean-Louis Pascual who is apparently a bus driver in Reading so seems worth one of my votes tomorrow....

Anonymous said...

Paul, have you given Mandy one?.

Old Holborn said...

Paul

You are a gay, catholic ex American socialist. (no, really)

If you want to use my guest spot, just say so nicely.

Paul Halsall said...

Umm, I'm not an American! I was born in Urmston.

And I was actually genuinely interested if you had another counter system than sitemeter.

frosty said...

I am standing as the candidate for the Throw a Tupperware Party our policys include getting out of the EU,removal of all CCTV Cameras,hanging for all expenses claimants a reversal of the smoking ban and all benefit scrounging cunts to be sent to the Siberian salt mines, we would also like to see the compulsory use of plastic kitchen based products, of course i receive fifteen percent on everything i sell.

Dick the Prick said...

Paul you really are a cunt (fuck knows what's going on but it seems to be an intro round here).

I think Parliament is depopulating itself of cunts. These green fuckers keep on going on about climate change which will end in destruction of the human race but life will still abound - it just won't be us cunts. Parliament's doing the same - she's like a dog after swimming in a lake.

I'm voting Tory - it's the most liberal party this planet has ever known.

Cheers OH, as always

C.H.U.T.N.E.Y. said...

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defender said...

Thanks OH,
well my feet are killing me, my knuckles are battered from letter boxes which are more like mouse traps and had a few encounters with dogs who wait by the letterbox to try and maul any fingers pertruding.
All in all there has been no abuse this year for a change, as a matter of fact things have been positive all round.
There is worry about electorial fraud generally but the minor parties are doing well and so I hope it is not going to be too effective, there will be some fraud though so keep an eye out for that.
The people will have their say tomorrow and that is all I ask.
It is clear that we are all hoping for a change from the shit we have had to put up with for decades, the liblabcon has had the field of play and have fucked up. let us hope that we can start to see a positive improvement starting after these elections.
Good luck to all the minor parties and the independent candidates.
Get out there tomorrow and give this liblabcon a good kicking, God knows they deserve it.

Oldrightie said...

Arrogant sod, I'm beginning to stop liking you or your blog and I had such high hopes.

Anti socialist Army said...

Fuck off paul you mong.

This is a playground for the big boys who value freedom.

Socialist gay and a catholic-your shitting me surely.

Whats it like being an outcast-nobody wants socialist scum like you any more.Fuck off and die.

Paul Halsall said...

Well I value my freedom to be gay, Catholic, and socialist!

Harri the unmincer said...

Paul Halsall said...
Well I value my freedom to be gay, Catholic, and socialist!

03 June 2009 22:27

Hear hear Paul , freedom of speech is just that and even mincers can contribute in some way or other ! thats when they are not faceless on Charlie, Ketamin and Viagra.

And just like Paul i too value my freedom to have an arsehole the approximate size of a marble instead of a beachball ?

Stephen Gash said...

Hazel Blears wheelied her Ducatti through my living room and squealed "Yeee haa I'm voting English Democrats"

Then she explained she resigned because Gordy smiled at her.

Anonymous said...

Hazel Blears, good riddance to a bad peculiar little woman.

going down on the street said...

i represent the party for pubic access our (fannymesto )forbids woman from wearing underwear in public VOTE FOR MORE PUBES !

fuck organised religion said...

Paul, you can't be gay and catholic they're mutually exclusive.

Unless you're a priest that is. Fucking kiddiefiddling scum.

Paul Halsall said...

Nonesense, there are lots of Gay Catholic organization, such a Quest in the UK and Dignity in the US.

Regular Masses are help for Gay Catholics in Soho in the Warwick st church.

Anonymous said...

Well offered OH. There's still time for someone to take your offer up!

Anyone know anything about the British Constituation Group?

https://www.thebcgroup.org.uk/

They're talking about 'Lawful Rebellion'

Old Holborn said...

and 9/11 conspiracies

fucking loonies

Fausty said...

F**king fantastic, as usual OH.

Anonymous said...

Really? Ta for the info, I hadn't heard of them until today. Problem is, I think this current lot in power is stressing out a lot of people & putting them off kilter.

Guthrum said...

The LPUK will not contest the EU elections, because it lends legitimacy to the whole illegitimate process.

Anonymous said...

Just been checking the Cooper/Balls expense excesses in the DT. Apart from their 'flipping' the miserable shits are claiming for their food - while they trough in salaries of £280K + (£141K + each) No wonder Ed's become such a fat fucker!

Lawson Narse said...

Please, please vote for the Neck Tie Party. We are the only party that believes in true freedom of choice. Hemp, Nylon or God ol' Piano wire.
Put Your Cross Where It Counts Most, on your MP's Lawn.

Flaming crosses optional at extra cost.

Terms and conditions apply. The cost of hemp may go down as well as up.

Balding Nobhead Party said...

https://www.thebcgroup.org.uk/

They're talking about 'Lawful Rebellion'

Good for them. There has however been an unlawful rebellion going on since the invention of law. Fuck politics, join the Black Economy, the backbone of every good failed state.

The Economic Voice said...

What about starting the "Lets get pissed for the next 20 years instead of paying tax to fund NuLabour's mistakes party"

Anonymous said...

UKIP PMB

See part1.

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2008-09/constitutionalreform.html

blind leading the blind said...

OH I salute you sir in standing up for freedon of speech and and keeping open mind.

George Orwell.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"

Anonymous said...

What is racism?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1084394769627714346&ei=JRbQScyhCYayrgL525Uf&q=documentary&emb=1&dur=3&st=day

Anonymous said...

The point is we must use our votes to punch ZanuLab in the face, and also give a kick in the pants to the Tory tossers who are basically getting lame. Zanulab needs to be shunted to 3rd or 4th position. Then we'll see some fun.

Voting UKIP is worthwhile in acheiving such a result.

Anonymous said...

You spelled your e-mail wrong

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