Friday, 5 June 2009

Flint Quits


So long, bitch.
According To Guido, she has just said that Gordon Brown treated her as female window dressing and accused him of running a two-tier government of cronies and the rest of the cabinet.
Goeff Hoon gone as well.
Time to open champagne this evening. I suspect that this weeks PMQ's was Gordons last.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would!

Stringy said...

Saw this online

Dear Gordon,

If you want a cabinet that won't fall apart, I suggest Ikea

Regards

David Cameron

Oldrightie said...

Such joy, he's staying. At the GE the destruction will be complete and Labour gone.

Anonymous said...

I'm only half joking when I say Brown will have to taken away in a special jacket.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

He will never go by his own choice; he will have to be 'removed' from office.

Next stop for the evil snot goblin will be one of The Priory, Broadmore, or a morgue. My preferred choice would be the third of these.

K. McEgan said...

Brown was heard shouting "Where are my panzers?" as a Red Flag was hoisted above Whitehall. It really is the end. Nashe bolshoi pobedy.

The Penguin said...

Gordon should try the David Carradine wardrobe trick.

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Pengy, as some wag pointed out elsewhere, if he did, such a useless twat as Gorgon is, he'd snap the rope and the wardrobe would collapse on top of him.

A bit like his cabinet really.

Gorgon's slow mo car crash demise has made up for today's shit weather. Last years too !

Man in the Street said...

Excellent news.

Anonymous said...

Caroline Flint clearly heard Harriet Harperson on BBC Radio 4 today when she spouted that We " must listen to the publics message and learn lessons ".
She learned to fuck right off because that is the message.

VotR said...

The bunker should be padded with rubber wallpaper by now.

Dave said...

seen this?
http://forum.stirpes.net/tabloid/13538-how-blair-babe-airburshed-secret-tunisian-husband-her-life.html

ousemint said...

A Kinnock replaces Caroline Flint and Lord Mandy becomes Deputy PM. How jolly... despotic.

Goodnight Vienna said...

So, Flint supported Brown last night but when she doesn't get what she wants she bares her claws - she's just a typical 2nd-rate Labour Minister like the rest of them. We now have 7 unelected Cabinet Ministers.
You can catch up on today's events here

Doncaster did well - they elected an English Democrat as Mayor.

Neal;y Headless Nick said...

Those bloody Kinnocks are at it again! Not content with bleeding the E.U pork barrel dry they've moved back to leech on us again.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what will be strewn around the BBC corridors tonight?

BBC spinning to the bitter end, stating to Cameron with a straight face that it must be a bad day for the Tories. I nearly shat myself.

Once we have finished with the troughing cunts in the EU the spotlight will be on YOU IN THE BBC. Another house that needs to be cleansed of vermin.

Goodnight Vienna said...

True Anonymnous @ 18.51 - I rarely watch it any more except to find out what the latest spin is.

Leg-iron said...

Seven unelected ministers.

Count Mandelson as deputy PM.

The Brown Gorgon wearing underpants on his head and saying 'wibble'.

All it needs is for the Gorgon to be sectioned (which nobody would argue with) and Mandelson takes over.

Brown would never have the nerve to call in the civil contingencies act. Ministers who depend on the electorate for jobs would never agree to it.

Mandelson? And the other six unelected in the Quango Government?

One psychiatric assessment and it's game over.

call me ishmael said...

Dear Mr Old Holborn

Does this man she'll have to go back on the game?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Anyone else think that Huw "Cuntie" Edwards' interview of Cameron on the Six O'Clock Hate News was a tad insulting?


The biased welsh cunt.

Close But No Cigar said...

I can't help but wonder if her chuffer looks like her mouth?

Harri said...

Shame, she was the only one who was shaggable?

Anonymous said...

Have a look at clips from the "Caine Mutiny" on youtube to see Browns state of mind as played by Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zgeQmzV9kk&feature=related

caesars wife said...

The return of PHain suggests he is lining himself up for leader , plenty of buttering up then offers himself as more Pr friendly than Alan Johnson , simples ekeek

however decent Mp Barry Sheerman has fortold that next weeks meeting of the PLP may be high noon at the OK coral and it does seem that bunker is now full of deluded careerites or hardcore socialists .
the return of Glyniss Kinnock suggests the grandees of red wedge hattersly and kinnocks have thrown there hat in with gordon , but clearly worrried about wales rejecting labour.

caesars wife finds it all a bit erm spooky , as scale of labour loss suggests all of red wedge currency is now worthless , and the socialist bare arse is truly in the wind .

Gordons press conference was one his best yet , i felt that whatever it was he was destined to finish would be so horrible , i couldnt even imagine the chaos .
So hes going to set up a panel to assess every mps expenditure in the last 4 years and erm , well yes , just what is he going to do ?? tell nick clegg or cameron to sack his mps ask martin mcguiness to pay it back .

Why withdraw the whip from ian gibson and kick him out of the labour party but not hazel blears ??, what did ian gibson say to gordon that made such an absolute decision.??

best clip of the day was of Liam byrne clutching his frontal cranium , peering out of a third floor window , i half wondered if he was looking for the latch .

plotters are meeting , PLP meeting looks like trouble , euro results could still be interesting.

Anonymous said...

He's just not going to take the fucking hint is he?

Harri said...

Unfortunalty no !

Cold dead stiff fingers from door frame springs to mind.

ComfortablyNumb said...

I would too! She's got a great arse which is ironic as what's left of the cabinet are all arses too!

Harri nowadays i prefer a good book said...

I would too on second thoughts, but i am at the age where i probably would not make it to the target, it would more than likely go off between my thumb and forefinger first.

And even if i made it that far , i would give her the best 10 seconds she has ever had, plus or minus 5 seconds.

And i would go in dry!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps an assination is in order?

Call me Infidel said...

Call me Ishmael more likely she will be back to selling heather on the doorstep.

Anonymous said...

A raghead fucker to boot

Custard said...

Just heard on BBC News 24 - "Caroline Flint was fingered...by Brown"

That would explain the startled features. A snot-filled snatch is not an attractive image.

woman on a raft said...

Was she ever off the game? She went to Gordon threatening to resign. He offered her a promotion after the unpleasantness. She took the bribe - then he didn't pay out. Result: woman scorned.

Cheshire Cat said...

What gets me about Flint's first husband is that he had the chance, on more than one occasion, to kick the shit out of that odious little cunt Phil Woollas, but didn't.

What a knob.

wv: hushian - what Deripaska pays Mandelbum?

Anonymous said...

Fucking bitch, Get raped. Soon.

You and your cronies have done it enough to me already.

electro-kevin said...

I have an eye for the laydees - Flint doesn't bear close scrutiny in the looks dept.

Anonymous said...

e-k - maybe not, but at least she looks as though she's started using soap & water again - which is usually a Good Thing. Though perhaps unneccessary if she's going into the heather selling business.

Chalcedon said...

As we all know, Sunday night may break him. I shall log in from Gib on Monday to find out the worst, or hopefully best.

Custard said...

http://forum.stirpes.net/tabloid/13538-how-blair-babe-airburshed-secret-tunisian-husband-her-life.html

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