Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Fat bug eyed bint gets £250K


Her father wallows in millions and plays golf each and every day, her mother sucks at the teat of publicity. They are the richest family in theUK yet have not earned a single penny for a thousand years.
Jade Goody would be proud

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

That slag always looks so gormless.

Close But No Cigar said...

Even so, I'd love to give her the good news up trap No 2 and go in dry. Cracking pair of tit's, and I'm not talking about mum & dad

Paul said...

Taxpayer gets the bukkake treatment. Again.

I still would do her though.

Dick the Prick said...

Yup, I would

Anonymous said...

Me too. Like her mother, she looks like she'd be a right good rattle. Up for anything I reckon.

Dirty Minded Bastard said...

Me too!

Old Holborn said...

Nope. I wouldn't

If it looks like that now....

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Me too, but bagsy first go. I don't want to be scooping out the dregs of you lot.

Fidothedog said...

Good one Rab, she needs to get the tits done.

Wonder if she can bill the taxpayers?....

Catosays said...

I vote we call her 'Thunderthighs'.
Just imagine those wrapped round your neck. One slight squeeze and you're a dead man. Good way to go though!

Fidothedog said...

Not really, the smell would kill you!

Anonymous said...

Mmm, yeah, she is fine. First nigga who taps that ass gets to spend the taxpayer's cash like a pimp version of Princess Di.

Anonymous said...

If that fat cunt of her mother and the muslims meat whore who married charlie were brought in to help with the inbreeding looks like it was a waste of time and money. Inbreeding you say ? Take a look at the the duke of fucking kent's chin its on the back of his neck. Thats what you get from rolling your own, incest.

Ivor Bigot said...

Rather "optimistic" choice of swimwear. It's times like this I look at Mrs B and contemplate just how lucky I am :-)

IB

Custard said...

You would need an industrial strength hydraulic jack to stand any chance of prising those thighs far enough apart to locate the beef curtains. And, even then, you may be greeted with a smell that makes Bhopal look like an Eau de Toilette.

wv:Spem....

Barking Spider said...

I'd give it one up the arse but not before tying a plank across my own - you could disappear forever up there!

VotR said...

You think they could spend a bit on liposuction. Bastards.

F*cked Off said...

Two bags on the head, ...just in case, followed by wrapping the big fella in those saggy, floppy mommy bags for a good old fashioned tit wank. Can't really see what other use that leviathan could be put to.

wv: squingti - Sounds about right.

Gigits said...

She's certainly filled out. Like a fucking dirigible.

There's no doubt about her parentage though; she's got her mother's thighs and her dad's teeth.

Custard: "And, even then, you may be greeted with a smell that makes Bhopal look like an Eau de Toilette."

That is disgusting but fucking hilarious!

frosty said...

Im suprised Greenpeace aint trying to throw her back in the deep water the ugly cow, she looks like the bastard love child of Ken Dodd and Vanessa Feltz,fucking beaver faced inbred.

Anonymous said...

Nice teeth!

caesars wife said...

the fashion and golfing business would collapse without them !!

er hold on a minute

The Ghost of Michael Jackson said...

Cha'mone MuthaFucka!

My bad self be preferring the company of my main homay Bubbles.

Heee Heeee.

BNP guido refugee said...

I have some special sex relish just for her.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you bring a private prosecution, Tony?

bofl-too lazy to sign in! said...

the von windsors: expert tax dogers and nazis........makes one proud to be English.

Man in the Street said...

Gormless, talentless bint. She should fuck off and do a decent days work the whore.

The pimping queen should be ashamed of herself (even more than usual) for allowing such a useless creation to prostitute herself in public.

An utterly disgusting waster progeny of a toe sucking freak.

Can't see her being 'invited' for an interview at her local job centre any time soon unfortunately. Shame as I could do with a comfy sofa.

Anonymous said...

Richer than the Blairs? Don't think so considering what Tony's wide mouthed whore has managed to rip off the taxpayer while she tries to get residency for terrorists. Then he's got his salary from Chase Manhatten or whatever the fuck it's called now, one or two other jobs & however much he can cream off the top of his 'charity'. Oh & his blood money for selling out the UK. Traitorous cunt!

banned said...

The Windsors are welcome to my 66p and could have more if I knew where to send the cheque but why this tawdry trollop needs 4 bedrooms is beyond me; serial undergrad shag festing perhaps ?

Barking Spider said...

Frosty - Re: Greenpeace etc., she's lucky the Japs haven't harpooned her!

Anonymous said...

And when do we see the magnificent holborn body in swimwear.
Just to sneer at of course.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 06:13, closest I can get is a photo of his car in the sea when the silly fucker left it on the beach.

Will that do??

Anonymous said...

She probably wouldn't shag all you old men with withered micro tackle anyway!

Just for balance

Anonymous said...

I've had enuff!

Anonymous said...

her thighs are bigger than Chris Hoy's! She should take up sumo.
Urban11

Wesley Groves said...

I take exception to the jade Goody crack old chap. Whatever her failings she actually went on TV and entertained many folks. Miss Saxe-Coburg-von Augustenberg-von Sonderberg (or Conroy) simply breathes in and out. For this she receives decidely more than £64 per week DSS.

Ball Bag said...

Wes, the pair of them are still spunk ridden rust buckets and a total waste of space, although may the gobby one rest in peace

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