That slag always looks so gormless.
Even so, I'd love to give her the good news up trap No 2 and go in dry. Cracking pair of tit's, and I'm not talking about mum & dad
Taxpayer gets the bukkake treatment. Again.I still would do her though.
Yup, I would
Me too. Like her mother, she looks like she'd be a right good rattle. Up for anything I reckon.
Nope. I wouldn'tIf it looks like that now....
Me too, but bagsy first go. I don't want to be scooping out the dregs of you lot.
Good one Rab, she needs to get the tits done.Wonder if she can bill the taxpayers?....
I vote we call her 'Thunderthighs'.Just imagine those wrapped round your neck. One slight squeeze and you're a dead man. Good way to go though!
Not really, the smell would kill you!
Mmm, yeah, she is fine. First nigga who taps that ass gets to spend the taxpayer's cash like a pimp version of Princess Di.
If that fat cunt of her mother and the muslims meat whore who married charlie were brought in to help with the inbreeding looks like it was a waste of time and money. Inbreeding you say ? Take a look at the the duke of fucking kent's chin its on the back of his neck. Thats what you get from rolling your own, incest.
Rather "optimistic" choice of swimwear. It's times like this I look at Mrs B and contemplate just how lucky I am :-)IB
You would need an industrial strength hydraulic jack to stand any chance of prising those thighs far enough apart to locate the beef curtains. And, even then, you may be greeted with a smell that makes Bhopal look like an Eau de Toilette.wv:Spem....
I'd give it one up the arse but not before tying a plank across my own - you could disappear forever up there!
You think they could spend a bit on liposuction. Bastards.
Two bags on the head, ...just in case, followed by wrapping the big fella in those saggy, floppy mommy bags for a good old fashioned tit wank. Can't really see what other use that leviathan could be put to. wv: squingti - Sounds about right.
She's certainly filled out. Like a fucking dirigible.There's no doubt about her parentage though; she's got her mother's thighs and her dad's teeth.Custard: "And, even then, you may be greeted with a smell that makes Bhopal look like an Eau de Toilette."That is disgusting but fucking hilarious!
Im suprised Greenpeace aint trying to throw her back in the deep water the ugly cow, she looks like the bastard love child of Ken Dodd and Vanessa Feltz,fucking beaver faced inbred.
the fashion and golfing business would collapse without them !!er hold on a minute
Cha'mone MuthaFucka!My bad self be preferring the company of my main homay Bubbles.Heee Heeee.
I have some special sex relish just for her.
Why don't you bring a private prosecution, Tony?
the von windsors: expert tax dogers and nazis........makes one proud to be English.
Gormless, talentless bint. She should fuck off and do a decent days work the whore.The pimping queen should be ashamed of herself (even more than usual) for allowing such a useless creation to prostitute herself in public. An utterly disgusting waster progeny of a toe sucking freak.Can't see her being 'invited' for an interview at her local job centre any time soon unfortunately. Shame as I could do with a comfy sofa.
Richer than the Blairs? Don't think so considering what Tony's wide mouthed whore has managed to rip off the taxpayer while she tries to get residency for terrorists. Then he's got his salary from Chase Manhatten or whatever the fuck it's called now, one or two other jobs & however much he can cream off the top of his 'charity'. Oh & his blood money for selling out the UK. Traitorous cunt!
The Windsors are welcome to my 66p and could have more if I knew where to send the cheque but why this tawdry trollop needs 4 bedrooms is beyond me; serial undergrad shag festing perhaps ?
Frosty - Re: Greenpeace etc., she's lucky the Japs haven't harpooned her!
And when do we see the magnificent holborn body in swimwear.Just to sneer at of course.
Anonymous at 06:13, closest I can get is a photo of his car in the sea when the silly fucker left it on the beach.Will that do??
She probably wouldn't shag all you old men with withered micro tackle anyway!Just for balance
I've had enuff!
her thighs are bigger than Chris Hoy's! She should take up sumo.Urban11
I take exception to the jade Goody crack old chap. Whatever her failings she actually went on TV and entertained many folks. Miss Saxe-Coburg-von Augustenberg-von Sonderberg (or Conroy) simply breathes in and out. For this she receives decidely more than £64 per week DSS.
Wes, the pair of them are still spunk ridden rust buckets and a total waste of space, although may the gobby one rest in peace
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