Sunday, 14 June 2009

Another Bloody Title In The Bag !

In a revealing insight into Government thinking, Lord Mandelson, who was yesterday sworn in by the Queen as Lord President of the Privy Council


Anonymous said...

Mandelson is a corrupt, evil, perverted creep.

caesars wife said...

tessa jowel has a new job role to make sure gordon doesnt overstress himself and work too much !!

Big task ruining a country then!!

mandelson creates new strategy team and strips out most of the brownies , ed balls remains.

bunker cooking on then ??

who knows a could be a fart in the elevator , or somthing more substantial in the underwear.

wisnaeme said...

Fer fuck's sake. Whit have ah jist been saying.

This will go doon weel in Scotland.

Even Westmidden's New Labour branch office, apologists will have a terribly hard time explaining the merits of yon.

Now we know for a certainty. Fecking cuckoo In Broon's nest was yer "Cuddles".

Naw gonna be roosting in yer ain nest fer lang noo, Broon jobbie.

Ye'll be fecht oot shortly an aw and it's a hell aff a lang drop with oot yon wings accoutrements for assistance..

Another nail in the Westmidden Union coffin, ah'm thinking.

Just what in Christ's name were they thinking of?


shipa said...

He's also getting his very own PMQs.

VotR said...

Her maj might as well have said 'Browns a cunt. Have another title mate, to fuck him up.'

Prepare for impending Pound death. Mandy has sold his soul, and the UK.

Ampers said...

This person you refer to as Queen. I am a little confused.

Are you referring to the Queen who was a commissioner in the EU until recently, or the Queen who signed away the rights of the Magna Carta to the EU without a murmer?


Mitch said...

I look at this slightly differently every title that lord mandy of rectal prolapse gets just devalues the honour.
He can call himself what he likes but to me he is a crook with a perverse lifestyle who takes cash from enemies of the UK.

Shibby said...

Let's give him a new title since he loves them so much.

Does Prime Dickhead sound ok?

woman on a raft said...

Divided loyalties? No, says Mandelson.

When asked by Nigel FARAGE (IND/DEM, UK) whether swearing the Commissioner's oath to further EU common interests alone, was a contravention of his oath of loyalty to the Queen as a British Privy Counsellor, Mr Mandelson responded with a clear "no."

He said: "I reject completely the idea that one cannot serve Britain by pursuing the interests of Europe as a whole. There is no contradiction between the two".

Hearing of Peter Mandelson, Committee on International Trade, 4.10.2004

Oldrightie said...

Sound like you've all been over at my place!

Anonymous said...

The novelist Mervyn Peake foresaw him in the character of the scheming courtier Steerpike.

"If ever he had harboured a conscience in his tough narrow breast he had by now dug out and flung away the awkward thing - flung it so far away that were he ever to need it again he could never find it. High-shouldered to a degree little short of malformation, slender and adroit of limb and frame, his eyes close-set and the colour of dried blood, he is climbing the spiral staircase of the soul of Gormenghast, bound for some pinnacle of the itching fancy - some wild, invulnerable eyrie best known to himself; where he can watch the world spread out below him, and shake exultantly his clotted wings

Limb by limb, it appeared that he was sound enough, but the sum of these several members accrued to an unexpectedly twisted total. His face was pale like clay and save for his eyes, mask-like. These eyes were set very close together, and were small, dark red, and of startling concentration"

shipa said...

Perhaps Brown's desperate call for urgent constitutional reform is not to sort out Parliament, but to block Mandelson. A wholly elected Lords. Devolving power away from a Parliament that is utterly in the thrall of the EU. Anything to keep power from Mandelson's grubby hands. Brown made a mistake in bringing Peter back into Government. He opened Pandora's box and urgently wants to shut it.

If there ever were a Minister of State who wanted to block the civil service they cannot do it on their own, they need Parliament to exercise it's innate authority. The Government is so in charge of Parliament this rarely happens and MPs are so blinded by party allegiences they forget Ministers are there to represent the Government but are not neccessarily the ones making the choices on policy. Almost by default many contentious bills are whipped and many more contentious Statutory Instruments are passed without debate. Is this Gordon's last, desperate cry for help? He is the boy who cried wolf and now no one believes him except the sheep in the Labour Party.

No place for Brown allies in 'Magnificent Seven' Cabinet team chosen by Mandelson

killemallletgodsortemout said...

The title "Lord Fondlebum of Boy" is the most appropriate.

Anonymous said...

anon 10:41 - very apt description. he is also a treasonable lying coward.

Markbaldy said...

What about stripping him of all titles apart from "Lord Sausage Jockey"... the most apt and deserved title for that piece of excrement !

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