Saturday, 20 June 2009

All animals are equal

the Telegraph has done a cracking job today, showing that 50 odd MP's are on the fiddle with council tax and the Police are all over the gang of five Labour thieves who should be consulting m'learned friends shortly for some plea bargaining.

So it appears that around 186 MPs have now returned some of the monies they stole from me, well on its way to a million pounds in the hope that nobody will mention it again.


Today, I have ordered 186 copies of Animal Farm and will be delivering them personally to Parliament, along with a rather fetching bright pink PIG helium balloon attached to each copy.



caesars wife said...

I dont know what the culinary term is for your gesture OH "Flambayed" "spatchcocked" or just "skwewerd"

someday said...

@ cesars wife "Holborned"

VotR said...

I hope the police get them all over time. Then it will be a slaughter house as well as Animal Farm.

The Slaughter House of Commons.

Man in the Street said...

Great stuff.

Tory Poppins said...

Let's face it - watching PMQs is rather like watching old Major and his chums in Animal Farm - and how ironic his specch:

"'Now, countrymen, what is the nature of this life of ours? Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short. We are born, we are given just so much food as will keep the breath in our bodies, and those of us who are capable of it are forced to work to the last atom of our strength; and the very instant that our usefulness has come to an end we [get fatal diseases and die]. No [working man] in England knows the meaning of happiness or leisure after he [gets his first job]. No [working man] in England is free. The life of a [working man] is misery and slavery: that is the plain truth."


Fausty said...

Were you to autograph them with a distinctive OH stamp for each addressee, they might become collector's items - if only in Westminster Village.

Anonymous said...

String the bastards up.

wv: panto - how apt.

Anonymous said...

Dont waste your time or money. These fucksters cant read anything except £ signs

CIngram said...

The money itself hardly matters, but it's a sign of the contempt they have for th erest of us. When your supposedly democratic leaders openly despise you it's time to get worried, and to reach for the lampposts.

wv: dingster hmm.

Nearly Headless Nick said...

I just wonder WHERE these scrotes found all the money returned to the public purse.
Is there a secret Swiss Bank slush fund into which they may all dip if necessary?
Who is funding all these refunds and what price are they exacting for them?

Anonymous said...

The piggy in the middle looks like the sort of cunt who overcharges you for out of date milk in some skank little 'corner shop'.

The pig-fucking whore...

Joe Public said...

"So it appears that around 186 MPs have now returned some of the monies they stole from me,"

But not as yet, the Luton Trougher Mags Moran

Mr. A said...

Don't waste your money OH.

Keep an eye on Ebay. I bet a tenner the trough-pigs will have them up there within hours to try and scrat as many pennies as they can from ther good fortune of being given a free book.

Adrian P said...

I hear they are putting the repayments down as expenses.

We can't do anything about it either,
We'll all be dead soon, we have just be primed.

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