Friday, 8 May 2009
Two Jags, Two Shags, Two Toilet Seats Prescott
Hasn't the lad done well for himself?
8 bedroom mansion complete with Mock Tudor (Taxpayer funded) Beams and crenellations, gold-plated pension, royalties coming in on the "auto-biography" (How I Helped Tony Not To Sack Gordon Whilst I Shagged Tracey And Threw Up), plenty of consultancy work, speeches, and directorships to look forward to, plus undoubted there'll be appearances on the telly in I'm A Fat Politician Get Me A Pie or Have I Got Pies For You....
Shame he's so fat he keeps breaking the toilet seat, but you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs and you don't get as fat as Two Shags without eating a lot of (taxpayer funded) pies.
Shat out by Hacked Off at 12:50