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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Too much bling?


Don't stand for it. Report EVERYONE to the Stasi.
Ye Gods, give me strength. We really are living in East Germany

26 Comments:

polaris 13 May 2009 09:07  

I have 646 names and addresses to hand...

Oh shit the Torygraph beat me...

Rab C. Nesbitt 13 May 2009 09:15  

I wonder how much my local mp claimed. Need to find out.

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 09:52  

don't pay your road tax and the state has the power to CRUSH your car. The stasi were novices compared to our rulers.
Urban11

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 09:52  

Like all good comrades we must spy on our fellow citizens. It's for our own good. It's the right thing to do. We may save them from thinking incorrect thoughts!

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 09:58  

I'm not sure I mind the stasi attacking bling wearers...

Oldrightie 13 May 2009 10:01  
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Oldrightie 13 May 2009 10:02  

I'm hoping Labour offer me £100,000 to stop blogging, so I can say "No, thank you!"
(Only kidding!"

Obnoxio The Clown 13 May 2009 10:12  

Can we report people with too much bling on the grounds of crimes against taste, though?

CryBaby 13 May 2009 10:16  

I haven't paid my vat bill or tv license. Fuck them! I'm not funding their swimming pool, moats and nappies anymore.

Are they going to throw the whole population in jail if everyone does it? No!

helipad cleaner,  13 May 2009 10:18  

Iwonder how long it takes the stasi to shut this pub down. They've opened a ' research centre ' in their pub. You fill in a questionaire about your smoking habits, 50p to cancer research and enjoy a pint and ciggie. The good old days are back !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1180826/Landlady-transforms-pub-smoking-research-centre-legal-loophole-customers-smoke-indoors.html

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 11:01  

Just to let you know OH I have just made an official compliant to the Inland Revenue regarding Hazel Blears.Wait and see what happens. I urge other to do the same.

T' old 'un,  13 May 2009 12:26  

A few months ago an article appeared somewhere on the Blogsphere about our beloved leader being involved with a university magazine in his college days. The article gave extracts of an article he had written on how to get through college life without having to pay anything. How to sponge in fact.
Does anyone have any reference to it please, I would like to find it again

Henry North London 13 May 2009 13:00  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_(newspaper)

Not sure about eh article but this is the newspaper in question

grisma,  13 May 2009 13:06  

How to scrounge off the state, by Gordon Brown.He's the Peter Pan of politics. The student who never grew up.

Henry North London 13 May 2009 13:07  

Ye Gods Now youve got me searching for the damn article

Here this should explain why we had a gurning Gordon recently

http://www.jamessilver.net/articles/fraser-nelson-the-guardian.asp

Tuscan Tony 13 May 2009 14:25  

This was truly the bizarre matter of the week. Next plan - calling the police because you've seen a Negro in your street.

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 14:27  

T old 'un
The article in the backstabber 7/4/07 has a photo of the snotgobbler in his student days.
God,was he ugly!

T' old 'un,  13 May 2009 15:00  

Thank you all for your help. grisma put me straight on to it.
He even looked then as though he was made up from rejected components.
It is very evident from the events over the last few months that his philosophy is unchanged.
I think this article should be more widely circulated, say from now until after the next election.
Thank again.

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 15:13  

Anon 11:01 - did you report her online or on the hotline? If online - what's the URL olease?

I got my first EU Election leaflet today - unfortunately, as it was a Labour one, I was out.

No return address, however, they did invite me to send them a text - so I did 'Labour - a bunch of thieving crooks & tax cheats led by an out of touch incompetent, imo'.

Maturecheese,  13 May 2009 15:39  

Even if one knows about local drug barons who clearly don't work and lead a lavish lifestyle, one would be not only wasting ones time reporting it to the police because they rarely act, but one would also be risking harm to oneself and family as the police cannot be trusted. This is due to the few rotten eggs that all divisions have. It only takes these types to hear about a report and it gets back to the scumbag that was reported.
As for reporting low level crime, the latest excuse I had when expressing my annoyance of the youth riding trials motorbikes around my estate was, management won't provide resources to patrol the area.

The point I am making is I wouldn't worry too much about petty snitching as generally, no one in the police will give a hoot.

caesars wife,  13 May 2009 17:30  

mmm see what you mean OH

although our local wheelie bin cleaner has "if it smells give us a bell" which i thought was quite funny

electro-kevin 13 May 2009 17:57  

This is what home beat officers used to be for. (re the original post)

Anonymous,  13 May 2009 18:07  

I got my first couple of Euro election leaflets yesterday and today. The Green Party, UKIP and the BNP.

The Green Party seem to think that 'racism' is a 'green' issue and that if I vote for them I'll be helping to 'stop' the BNP. I always suspected that the Greens were nothing more than a bunch of Righteous, Marxist cunts - now I *know* they are.

The UKIP one was more of the same empty rhetoric about the EU and not much else.

I like the BNP one best. They look like nice people and I couldn't help but agree with the sentiments expressed in their leaflet.

I think I will vote BNP after all.

Harri the smooth chested one ( honest ),  13 May 2009 23:04  

Bling today! hairy chests tommorow, thats me well and truly fucked then.

Nurse? wax if you please... and be quick about it!

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