Monday, 4 May 2009

Times are hard...

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A menu from the Houses of Parliament, where our highly paid elected representatives gorge their fat fucking faces on tax payer subsidised food. One of 14 menus in 14 different eating establishments that are subsidised to the tune of £5.5 MILLION in 2007/2008


No wonder so many of the 646 bastards are so bastard fat.

I'm not even going to mention the subsidised bars or the £800,000 wine cellar.

Hat tip to Allan Wallace

34 comments:

Henry North London said...

Cheaper than even NHS meals. Cripes and probably much better quality

Makes me almost slightly sad that Im not standing against Kevin ( im off on a jolly to New Zealand) Barron

WV dissepan You could not make that one up

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Its no wonder that these fat fucking fucktards have no perception of reality.

People out of work, people losing their homes, people scraping up money to either buy beans on toast or heat the house?

And these debauched, arrogant arseholes just don't seem to give a flying fuck.

Jesus fucking wept . . .

Piano wire.
Now.

AP said...

Fuck it, I am standing for election, if you can't beat them etc etc

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

And there's gonna be 650 of the cunts after the next election.

Anonymous said...

It looks pretty crap to me.

I'd want much better if I was a power crazed cunt.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Red Bream for £3.80? A fucking burger at Harvester costs twice that.

I seem to remember they only pay £1.20 a pint from one of your previous articles too, OH.

Cornish pasty and beans for them, while they tell us we should be eating mung beans and trill. Cheap Stella for them while telling us we should pay a minimum price for all alcohol.

It's like looking through a farm window at the pigs inside.

Anonymous said...

No doubt the cunts can smoke a subsidised cigar and drink a decent brandy afterwards without having to go outside like the rest of us poor bastards have to.

They should rename that restaurant "The Marie Antionette Cafeteria" and the menu the "Fuck You Taxpayer Specials"

Anonymous said...

Subsidised to the tune of £5.5 million for 646 people is £23.32 per person (for 365 days).

Fucking ridiculous, it's not as if they are not well paid to go into work.

How about making a lunch box if they can't afford to feed themselves like the rest of the working population that pay their FUCKING EXHORBERANT WAGES !!

The Economic Voice said...

Why aren't the food prices here at the same rate as their second home goods, ie John Lewis prices.

No wonder they're planning to tax Google, they need it to keep their 'lifestyle' going.

SteveShark said...

I suggest we all email our MPs and ask how they can justify this subsidy.

K. McEgan said...

646 versus 1,000,000 (UK dead of the Great War). Step One. Harmony of pen and sword. Make plod the enemy when he is out of his cozy gezellig station. Step Two. Climb Mt Fuji. Petrol bomb them into submission a la Brixton 81/85.

Alan Wallace Jury Team said...

I've actually got some inside info on the bars. My wife used to work for a major whisky firm who got the gig to supply an exclusive malt called "The Speaker's Malt". It's not available to the public and the whisky company aren't allowed to publicise it. Would you believe that when the team went down to London to pitch, the Speaker & his chums accepted the first price that was quoted which was actually double what they expected to get. Obviously when it's taxpayers money, no haggling is necessary.

But even so, the buggers regularly let the account slip six months into arrears and you'd be horrified at the sheer amount of the stuff they got through.

SteveShark said...

A more recent menu - and yes, it seems to change weekly...

http://www.channel4.com/news/media/2009/04/day16/food2/Terrace_2.pdf

SteveShark said...

The fucking motherlode!

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/politics/domestic_politics/slap+up+meals+at+parliament+prices/3092362#section1

Stop Common Purpose said...

New Labour - New Piggies

Anonymous said...

Good grief, the prices are lower than we have to pay for school dinners, which are generally quite disgusting!

EUBanana said...

Thieving bastards.

Large Melot Please said...

I have ben to the HOC and 2 cups of coffe are 70p.

K. McEgan said...

I am declaring myself the independent Republic of K'Mac. Sounds like an episode of Star Trek.

Old Bag said...

unfuckingbelieveable!..they take money from us and pay next to nothing for they're food and booze!..the utter utter detestable cunts.

Anonymous said...

They're just following the 80's revival by pricing their food and drinks at that decade's level.

WV: motti - John Motson's Italian cousin.

Anonymous said...

Just to mention to any night owls reading this - the resign petition is now 49,945! Looking forward to that moment when it slips over the 50K mark. Surely there must be more people who want him to go?

Elby the Beserk said...

And the cunts can smoke in *their* bar, as the laws they make for us don't apply to them.

Up against the wall, motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

The nice weather is here. why don't we organise a "just fuck off"
day on their doorstep?
Urban11

JuliaM said...

'Cajun chicken burger in pitta bread'

Eh..? Talk about food designed by committee!

Still hope the greedy scum choke on it, mindd you...

The Editor said...

I take it that it's also tax free and not considered a 'payment in kind' or whatever it is.

Funny knowing what Kerry McCarthy eats for lunch everyday and some small satisfaction that though it is cheap, it looks like shit. i.e. Vegetable Satay with Bulgar Wheat, eurgh!

The Beast of Clerkenwell said...

Id like to see how many of the fucking cunts claim the full daily meal allowance whilst eating at those prices

Anonymous said...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have called Baroness Uddin as a prospective tenant for her flat in Maidstone (cash only)

http://www.baronessuddin.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=27&Itemid=243

See also

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6211846.ece

Feel free to do the same

The Penguin said...

Actually it's worse than that re the subsidy. £5.5m divided by 646 piglets is £8,514 each, and they are only there around 180 days a year, so a massive £47.30 per day of taxpayers' money so our elected representatives can live high on the hog.

The Penguin

UK Voter said...

...and the rest of us are lucky to get a takeaway from McDonald's or KFC. No wonder these wankers are so full of themselves.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

.....and the thieving cunts have THREE post offices in the Palace of Westminster, whilst our old folks are having theirs shut down one after the other.

Anonymous said...

My old man used to say that all the war dead would be turning in their graves at what they've done to this country.

I disagreed, they'd be turning in their graves alright, but because we're all too fucking coward to fight back against this regime!

Chalcedon said...

I like those prices! They are a bunch of evil fuckers aren't they? They don't need subsidised canteens. I don't expect they get taxed on this perk. You or I would be though.

Chalcedon said...

I bet that menu is an official secret too.

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