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Thursday, 7 May 2009

++This is IT!++


The Telegraph have finally broken ranks and have paid the mystery businessman for the CD containing MP's expenses.

This is going to be fucking MAGIC.

Developing FAST

Gordon Brown claimed back £6,000 after paying his brother for cleaning at his Westminster flat, it has been reported.

Jack Straw used his expenses to claim back the entire council tax on his second home despite already having a 50% discount on it.

Ms Blears claimed for expenditure on three different properties during the period including a hotel where she stayed after selling a Manchester home.

Paul Murphy, the Welsh Secretary, splashed out more than £3,000 on a new hot water system for his second home, explaining in a letter to the parliamentary fees office that his water was too hot.

Shat out by Old Holborn at 22:16

23 Comments:

denverthen,  7 May 2009 22:21  

Oh YEAH!

hyptor,  7 May 2009 22:23  

I liked the suggestion in the comments at Guido's place - give away a copy with every paper. That'd almost be as good as a free The Wild Geese DVD I got once.

Hell, stick it on the internet and let it be torrented, rapidshared and megauploaded into infamy.

Oldrightie,  7 May 2009 22:23  

All within the rules. End of?

Gigits,  7 May 2009 22:29  

The troughing pigs are gonna get slaughtered!

Custard,  7 May 2009 22:29  

Oldrightie, not acceptable in the Court of Public Opinion. Hang them all.

Rab C. Nesbitt,  7 May 2009 22:29  

Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Fucking troughing cunts. Wait till you hear them squeal.

Custard,  7 May 2009 22:41  

Oh for fuck sake, there's a Porridge Wog love-fest on Question Time....

Custard,  7 May 2009 22:47  

Some of the audience are trying to defend McMentalist!!! Cut the place loose and give it back to the depths of the North Sea, where it belongs...

Old Holborn,  7 May 2009 22:52  

Gixxer

Fancy a walk?

Custard,  7 May 2009 23:01  

Damn right I do!

Custard,  7 May 2009 23:03  

Can I finish my Vinalba Rreserva 2006 first though? It would be good for me to leave the house, I've already put one remote control through a portable TV...

Old Holborn,  7 May 2009 23:04  

This time, we take pitch forks.

I mean it.

Custard,  7 May 2009 23:06  

No quarrel from me.

Anonymous,  7 May 2009 23:11  

Can't wait!

The court of public opinion will not be happy!

Anonymous,  7 May 2009 23:15  

You know, I shouldn't be commenting. I don't live here but for some reason I'm interested in injustice anywhere in the world. It could also do with the fact that I've met OH a few times. I hope, but hold out little hope, that this is real; that the public will get to see just how deep the trough is and how abusive your "peers" really are.

I live in a real democracy. Probably the only one in the world. Where politicians answer to the electorate, on an almost monthly basis. They are not allowed to break their promise without asking for permission to do so first; from the electorate.

I hope that after all this shit, after all their lies, You get off your arses and ensure You, the people, the employers of the politicians, get the same. They work, and are paid, by YOU.

I wish you luck. Remember that great Oaks grow from little Acorns. Plant them. Nurture them.

Custard,  7 May 2009 23:17  

Anonymous - the only court I answer to is the court of the missus after too many in the local. And her judgement, sentencing and swift execution of punishment a far better way for a rule of law that the Orwellian nightmare THEY are trying to impose.

Now I must go, before she cuts my jacob's orf...

K. MacEgan,  7 May 2009 23:48  

Years ago I heard "If it is a sex scandal its the Tories,money it is Labour" Plus ca change!

the mammoth,  8 May 2009 00:30  

Mr OH
This Nov Im carrying a spade and I dont mean one like the coon that I allowed to "detain" me last time.
I will join you for a nice walk in fancy dress and we can plant some roses near parliament.
If we can get Joanna Lumley ,Gurkhas and some British Legion chaps we could make a nice day of it.

SaltedSlug,  8 May 2009 00:48  

It's so fucking on.

I need to see them all squirm so bad, I'm giddy.

GrumpyOldTwat,  8 May 2009 08:33  

OH
What a brilliant next few days it's going to be so I thought that this may be of some use to you.

Happy days!

Fidothedog,  8 May 2009 08:50  

Loving it, I do hope some Labour filth MP's kill themselves.

Chalcedon,  8 May 2009 11:23  

For 6 grand I would roll my sleeves up and clean his flat for him. FFS!!! 6 thousand pounds for a cleaning? Just think how clean hospitals would be if cleaning was actually prized with a high payment such as this? It is a stupendous bung to a family member. It is flagrant. Oh God I'm having a heart attack/appoplexy.

Anonymous,  8 May 2009 16:53  

While it's a lovely thought FTD you just know that none of the scum will top themselves - they'll just lie their way out of it.

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