Thursday, 7 May 2009

++This is IT!++


The Telegraph have finally broken ranks and have paid the mystery businessman for the CD containing MP's expenses.

This is going to be fucking MAGIC.

Developing FAST

Gordon Brown claimed back £6,000 after paying his brother for cleaning at his Westminster flat, it has been reported.

Jack Straw used his expenses to claim back the entire council tax on his second home despite already having a 50% discount on it.

Ms Blears claimed for expenditure on three different properties during the period including a hotel where she stayed after selling a Manchester home.

Paul Murphy, the Welsh Secretary, splashed out more than £3,000 on a new hot water system for his second home, explaining in a letter to the parliamentary fees office that his water was too hot.

23 comments:

denverthen said...

Oh YEAH!

hyptor said...

I liked the suggestion in the comments at Guido's place - give away a copy with every paper. That'd almost be as good as a free The Wild Geese DVD I got once.

Hell, stick it on the internet and let it be torrented, rapidshared and megauploaded into infamy.

Oldrightie said...

All within the rules. End of?

Gigits said...

The troughing pigs are gonna get slaughtered!

Custard said...

Oldrightie, not acceptable in the Court of Public Opinion. Hang them all.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Fucking troughing cunts. Wait till you hear them squeal.

Custard said...

Oh for fuck sake, there's a Porridge Wog love-fest on Question Time....

Custard said...

Some of the audience are trying to defend McMentalist!!! Cut the place loose and give it back to the depths of the North Sea, where it belongs...

Old Holborn said...

Gixxer

Fancy a walk?

Custard said...

Damn right I do!

Custard said...

Can I finish my Vinalba Rreserva 2006 first though? It would be good for me to leave the house, I've already put one remote control through a portable TV...

Old Holborn said...

This time, we take pitch forks.

I mean it.

Custard said...

No quarrel from me.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait!

The court of public opinion will not be happy!

Anonymous said...

You know, I shouldn't be commenting. I don't live here but for some reason I'm interested in injustice anywhere in the world. It could also do with the fact that I've met OH a few times. I hope, but hold out little hope, that this is real; that the public will get to see just how deep the trough is and how abusive your "peers" really are.

I live in a real democracy. Probably the only one in the world. Where politicians answer to the electorate, on an almost monthly basis. They are not allowed to break their promise without asking for permission to do so first; from the electorate.

I hope that after all this shit, after all their lies, You get off your arses and ensure You, the people, the employers of the politicians, get the same. They work, and are paid, by YOU.

I wish you luck. Remember that great Oaks grow from little Acorns. Plant them. Nurture them.

Custard said...

Anonymous - the only court I answer to is the court of the missus after too many in the local. And her judgement, sentencing and swift execution of punishment a far better way for a rule of law that the Orwellian nightmare THEY are trying to impose.

Now I must go, before she cuts my jacob's orf...

K. MacEgan said...

Years ago I heard "If it is a sex scandal its the Tories,money it is Labour" Plus ca change!

the mammoth said...

Mr OH
This Nov Im carrying a spade and I dont mean one like the coon that I allowed to "detain" me last time.
I will join you for a nice walk in fancy dress and we can plant some roses near parliament.
If we can get Joanna Lumley ,Gurkhas and some British Legion chaps we could make a nice day of it.

SaltedSlug said...

It's so fucking on.

I need to see them all squirm so bad, I'm giddy.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

OH
What a brilliant next few days it's going to be so I thought that this may be of some use to you.

Happy days!

Fidothedog said...

Loving it, I do hope some Labour filth MP's kill themselves.

Chalcedon said...

For 6 grand I would roll my sleeves up and clean his flat for him. FFS!!! 6 thousand pounds for a cleaning? Just think how clean hospitals would be if cleaning was actually prized with a high payment such as this? It is a stupendous bung to a family member. It is flagrant. Oh God I'm having a heart attack/appoplexy.

Anonymous said...

While it's a lovely thought FTD you just know that none of the scum will top themselves - they'll just lie their way out of it.

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